The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

I love how Kevin has gone from this big dummy we somewhat assumed was just too retarded to understand to being revealed as a bitter and selfish sociopath between these stories and all his tweets about the Kiwi Farms that he claims he does not check or care about.

In the Animal Farm that was the tranch (which appears to be dissolving), he was one of the pigs in the house, not one of the field troons left outside and told to work and work and work with no benefit.

While others toiled, he played with his Troonsformers.

True commies, these folks.

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

In the Animal Farm that was the tranch (which appears to be dissolving), he was one of the pigs in the house, not one of the field troons left outside and told to work and work and work with no benefit.

While others toiled, he played with his Troonsformers.

True commies, these folks.

I don't care for the Troons, but I hope that most of those animals got to die or were dispatched quickly. That's a relief, at least there's a Heaven for them.

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

I think I'm going to check myself into an asylum after this. Kiwis, I want you to see what I'm seeing, observe the madness, if you will.

Circle #2 highlights the weakness in the deck that I raged about earlier.
Circle #1 highlights the object that these, most likely, fatasses are going to be playing with...a mini-trampoline.

Imagine jumping on that thing, having your trampoline break through, and your hips becoming incorporated with your chest.

EDIT: oh and the added weight of everyone partying on the deck after it's "completion."

 

[NotFatChild]

I think I'm going to check myself into an asylum after this. Kiwis, I want you to see what I'm seeing, observe the madness, if you will.

Circle #2 highlights the weakness in the deck that I raged about earlier.
Circle #1 highlights the object that these, most likely, fatasses are going to be playing with...a mini-trampoline.

Imagine jumping on that thing, having your trampoline break through, and your hips becoming incorporated with your chest.

EDIT: oh and the added weight of everyone partying on the deck after it's "completion."

That deck looks worse than the piece of shit wood heap me and my dad threw together in half a day just so he'd have somewhere to put his grill. I don't know anything about construction but those planks don't look right. Also, did they spray paint them silver? Looks terrible.

 

[Squid Diddler]

Also, did they spray paint them silver? Looks terrible.

Looks like Trex brand composite decking. Decent stuff, generally.

 

[stupid frog]

Oh no I didn’t mean metaphorically!
Penny literally has had an amhole put in, so is sans testicles.

Without his source of testosterone, then surely muscle mass will decline?

Penny has his dick, he just cut off his balls. Jen and Kev have amholes. Though Kev's is more like, ampinhole

 

[Oxyjen]

It’s true the more you look at it the worse it gets. I’m not familiar with plastic decking, is that really a thing? The trampoline wouldn’t be an issue with wooden planks, other than possibly marking it.
The sleepers around the edge of the bed are a joke though, don’t appear to be anchored down at all, just lying there unevenly with weed matting sticking out of the edge. Uhh.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Without his source of testosterone, then surely muscle mass will decline?

Not as much as you'd hope, looking at sportstroons with amholes like Rhys McKinnon. But Penny has been getting hurt a lot since the thread is up, so it could be he is forcing things he can't do anymore. On the other hand, he's also just a guy who overestimates his abilities all the time, so who knows what the cause really is.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Photo 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FENCE? No 4x4's to make the Posts? Was any part of that fence leveled? Are the 2x4...Jesus Christ (and he was a carpenter) "Posts" just buried in the ground? Did we pour any lick of cement...NO! Fences usually provide protection and privacy, the pickets are too far apart and the backer rails I guess are...meh. a high wind is gonna knock that down. It's already knocking it down at the end there. or the weight of the fence is messing it up. Has any of the wood been pressure treated and/or given a coat of Sealer?

When I was a young lad I worked on a farm in Puerto Rico for a few weeks. School shenanigans. Anyway we were setting up a fence for a field and this being the kind of place where drunk drivers got stoned to death we didn't have any cement. And these fences had to stand up to cows. So I took part in this autistic chainsaw/whittling/soaking process for sticks we literally sliced off of trees, and when I asked why the fuck we were planting green, untreated wood in the ground, expecting the third world stare, the farm owner grabbed me by the scruff and dragged me to a nearby field and showed me this incredible line of trees with barb wire actually absorbed into it an said "You can carry cement across the island or you can do things right and have them look good"

Anyway, my point is, this third world, literally 0 education cow milker whose missing half his teeth and whose lightbulbs were held in places by forks and who's entire wealth could be measured in the number of cows he had, could Tranch better than the Tranch.

 

[stupid frog]

Not as much as you'd hope, looking at sportstroons with amholes like Rhys McKinnon. But Penny has been getting hurt a lot since the thread is up, so it could be he is forcing things he can't do anymore. On the other hand, he's also just a guy who overestimates his abilities all the time, so who knows what the cause really is.

Penny has lost all his chewin' teeth. Perhaps an infection is driving him more mad? I know Jen gets welfare, Kevin probably does, but I doubt Penny is covered under gov at all...'
Actually, what am I saying? Kevin definitely does, since he went to the dentist and always gets his free Kaiser shit.

 

[FinnSven]

Penny has his dick, he just cut off his balls. Jen and Kev have amholes. Though Kev's is more like, ampinhole

Ok, he still has a penis, but it’s the balls testosterone comes from mostly.

Not as much as you'd hope, looking at sportstroons with amholes like Rhys McKinnon. But Penny has been getting hurt a lot since the thread is up, so it could be he is forcing things he can't do anymore. On the other hand, he's also just a guy who overestimates his abilities all the time, so who knows what the cause really is.

Ok, but there is the age factor too. Men’s testosterone production decreases as it is, and he must be pushing 50?

 

[AfghanBlue]

"Please, sir, might I have some peanut butter?"
And Kevin knocks them to the ground and spits on them.

Please xir, can I have some MOAR?

featuring the hit songs Troon Glorious Troon!, Consider Yerself (Our Slave), and footage of Penny cutting and running reviewing the Tranch's situation!

OLIVER! (1968) Ron Moody - Reviewing the situation

Celebrating the 50th anniversary of this great film directed by Carol Reed.

youtu.be

 

[White Peach]

I think I'm going to check myself into an asylum after this. Kiwis, I want you to see what I'm seeing, observe the madness, if you will.

Henry, fuck you for showing me this madness. They are running the joists parallel to the flooring! This is Homer Simpson level work. The only reason this works at all is that they are using interlocking pieces that can transfer some of the force to the joist. But this will fail pretty soon. If they had used regular planking it couldn’t work at all.

But I am confused because the other parts of the deck are correctly constructed. Is this just estrogen fog?

 

[Oxyjen]

Henry, fuck you for showing me this madness. They are running the joists parallel to the flooring! This is Homer Simpson level work. The only reason this works at all is that they are using interlocking pieces that can transfer some of the force to the joist. But this will fail pretty soon. If they had used regular planking it couldn’t work at all.

But I am confused because the other parts of the deck are correctly constructed. Is this just estrogen fog?

Nah I thought that for a second but what you’re seeing are noggins between two joists. If you look along the gap in the boards, you can see there are indeed joists running perpendicular to the boarding.

But everything is just slightly fucked and off-true once you zoom in. That’s why it looks like the first two boards are sagging into the gap - they’re not, it’s just the first one is kicked up because the joists are set slightly lower than the surround.

As usual, good, expensive materials have been bodged together - depressing to look at.

 

[AnOminous]

"Please, sir, might I have some peanut butter?"
And Kevin knocks them to the ground and spits on them.

"Estrogen's for closers!" screams the manager troon at the proletariat troon.

Remember, troons claim this is life-saving medicine, and the tranch doled it out only to those in favor. They used providing and denying estrogen as a control mechanism.

Sort of like a cult.

 

[White Peach]

Looking at it again I agree with you Oxyjen. It‘s hard to give the tranch the benefit of the doubt! But those aren’t joists but support for the trim pieces.

 

[EyeBP]

Penny has lost all his chewin' teeth. Perhaps an infection is driving him more mad? I know Jen gets welfare, Kevin probably does, but I doubt Penny is covered under gov at all...'
Actually, what am I saying? Kevin definitely does, since he went to the dentist and always gets his free Kaiser shit.

Forgive my lack of knowledge of the US (though I am landing there to find work at the end of Jan) but why would Penny not be covered? I mean if nothing else he is a veteran is he not? He may not have served well or been a hero but he did serve in the army so would he not be able to access some form of medical care/welfare as a result of his veteran status?

I served in my country's military once upon a time (I was in the navy) and I can certainly call myself a veteran and get at least some help if I need it (its crappy but it is there).

 

[AssignedEva]

Circle #1 highlights the object that these, most likely, fatasses are going to be playing with...a mini-trampoline.

Imagine jumping on that thing, having your trampoline break through, and your hips becoming incorporated with your chest.

They don't have to worry about that. The mini-trampoline was almost certainly an impulse purchase by Kevin to indulge his "little space". It was probably played with for five minutes and now goes entirely unused, cluttering up the place.

 

[Ghostse]

Forgiv

Forgive my lack of knowledge of the US (though I am landing there to find work at the end of Jan) but why would Penny not be covered? I mean if nothing else he is a veteran is he not? He may not have served well or been a hero but he did serve in the army so would he not be able to access some form of medical care/welfare as a result of his veteran status?

I served in my country's military once upon a time (I was in the navy) and I can certainly call myself a veteran and get at least some help if I need it (its crappy but it is there).

Oh my sweet summer child. Let me tell you about the hell that is the Veterans Administration.

So let's first divide the sheep and the goats. There are lifers and there is everyone else.
For lifers, that is guys who put in 20 years and retired with an Honorable, of those who got out with a 100% disability, they get full coverage (kind of. I'll get into caveats below)

For people who did less than 20, that is one tour through 19 years, the VA only covers service-related injuries. That is, to get covered you need to link what's wrong with you to your time in service, you need to have that reviewed by VA doctors, and then and only then can you enter the hellish labyrinth that is the VA system.

The VA only covers medically necessary procedures. Anything cosmetic, like dentistry, you are on your own (there is limited allowance for being disfigured in IEDs, but good luck). You must first get an appoint with a VA doctor to review what is wrong with you. The doctor makes a determination of if they'll treat you, and how (and if you aren't fully covered, if the thing they are treating is related to your service). This decision is then reviewed by a panel of other VA doctors to make sure they agree with the assessment. IF they don't, you need to get examined again by a different doctor. This review takes time to schedule, and the board to meet. IT might be a couple weeks before they crack your folder.
So its a few weeks, the board says you're covered! hurray!
Now you need to book your procedure. Be prepared for a wait of upto a year, and often even longer. Because they can't fully book doctors incase there is an emergency so there needs to be free slots in the schedule to handle life-threatening treatments.

In summary, if was relying on the VA for dentistry, I'd start trying to learn the art of porcelain making since I'm likely to have learned how to cast and fire my own dentures before I got an appoint to actually fix my teeth.

 

[EyeBP]

Oh my sweet summer child. Let me tell you about the hell that is the Veterans Administration.

So let's first divide the sheep and the goats. There are lifers and there is everyone else.
For lifers, that is guys who put in 20 years and retired with an Honorable, of those who got out with a 100% disability, they get full coverage (kind of. I'll get into caveats below)

For people who did less than 20, that is one tour through 19 years, the VA only covers service-related injuries. That is, to get covered you need to link what's wrong with you to your time in service, you need to have that reviewed by VA doctors, and then and only then can you enter the hellish labyrinth that is the VA system.

The VA only covers medically necessary procedures. Anything cosmetic, like dentistry, you are on your own (there is limited allowance for being disfigured in IEDs, but good luck). You must first get an appoint with a VA doctor to review what is wrong with you. The doctor makes a determination of if they'll treat you, and how (and if you aren't fully covered, if the thing they are treating is related to your service). This decision is then reviewed by a panel of other VA doctors to make sure they agree with the assessment. IF they don't, you need to get examined again by a different doctor. This review takes time to schedule, and the board to meet. IT might be a couple weeks before they crack your folder.
So its a few weeks, the board says you're covered! hurray!
Now you need to book your procedure. Be prepared for a wait of upto a year, and often even longer. Because they can't fully book doctors incase there is an emergency so there needs to be free slots in the schedule to handle life-threatening treatments.

In summary, if was relying on the VA for dentistry, I'd start trying to learn the art of porcelain making since I'm likely to have learned how to cast and fire my own dentures before I got an appoint to actually fix my teeth.

I honestly had no idea. Apologies if its offensive to anyone but that is an absolute disgrace. Shit military pay and then when u get out a big fuck you? Why would anyone who was not either a complete idiot, had a crazy military fetish or insanely nationalistic serve at all?