The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AfghanBlue]

Note well that it's October 31 and they're talking about expanding to a new place within the next couple months.

The dead of winter sounds like the most asstastic time to start up a new tranche. (Or tranchise, if you will.)

I feel dumb for stating this, but I feel like they don't understand that range management is a science with 150+ years of backing. When you drive past a field and there are 20 cows in that field, it's not that the rancher picked some ear tag numbers out of a hat and hey, now there are 20 cows out there. That rancher did actual math and used actual experience to figure out how many cows could be out there without beating the shit out of the field. Because for ranchers who own that land, raping the field this year means that next year's cows are going to suffer the consequences.

But these chucklefucks.

Hey, there's too many critters in Custer County, let's lease 5 acres in Boulder County and hope it all works out for the best!

Soil pH? That's just superstition!

Because I know shit all about farming, I always give them the benefit of the doubt about things, thinking they’ve at least like… read up on stuff, at the very least.

Maybe there’s some reason why you would wash and remove newborn alpaca from their mother, I thought. Goes against every instinct in my non farmer body, but I guess there must be some reason they do things!


Not looking forward to the horses hooves rotting from the bog ground they end up with shortly.
On the plus side, at least horses are big enough to hurt them back, when they start fucking with them.
Maybe a starving one will take a punt on a bite of amhole

Deadly Equines: The Shocking True Story of Meat-Eating & Murderous Horses

Goodbye Horses fr

 

[Trianon]

Update on cryptid, they've seen the post. They're glad it up! Being afraid to say the shit that I posted shouldn't need to happen. Also, turns out I forgot a screencap, woops, enjoy the PB incident.

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I almost cannot believe this is real.

"Please, sir, might I have some peanut butter?"
And Kevin knocks them to the ground and spits on them.

I want to re-iterate this post. Outside of horse girl movies, I can't really see horses as some sort of therapy/support animal. Like I guess there's some therapeutic benefit to grooming a calm horse and feeding it, and even riding a well saddle broken one, if you're acquainted with riding it.

But in my (limited) experience of horses they're absolute nutters. I can't imagine the value purchase horse the Tranch would acquire - that's probably spooky or mouthy - being anything other than horribly stressful to be around.

On the other hand, I guess they're grifting off people whose only experience of horses is horse girl movies.

There's a ton of horse therapy venues, but they tend to use very, very calm horses who are good with just about any kind of human you can throw at them. Them being generally nervous is part of why they can be therapeutic. Because horses are very emotional, the bond you can develop just from caring for them is strong and builds confidence for people that translates well to human relationships, so that's the biggest benefit. You just match them with a very, very chill horse, and any progress the human OR the horse makes to being more comfortable with each other is a huge step forward and feels like it matters.

But you're right that no one on the tranch has the character needed to properly handle a horse. They might think they can just build stables and let people house them there, but again, they don't have the temperament and consistency for anyone to trust their horses with them. Nope, nope.

 

[Oxyjen]

Massa Penny and his field niggers. Seems more plantation than fiefdom but at least plantations made money...

Can't say I have ever heard of a slave owner who had slaves voluntarily turn up though...

In a way, it’s like the Taleban - plenty of naïve young men and women sign up to the cause and trek out to the desert compound, only to end up getting exploded or raped. To a lesser extent obviously.

 

[AnOminous]

In a way, it’s like the Taleban - plenty of naïve young men and women sign up to the cause and trek out to the desert compound, only to end up getting exploded or raped. To a lesser extent obviously.

I can't say I feel much sympathy for people who decide to commit treason and sign up to join a bunch of terrorist rapists who constantly say they want to rape and murder people exactly like them, and then they go to join up with them and get raped and murdered.

Darwin in action.

 

[2525ABC]

I want to re-iterate this post. Outside of horse girl movies, I can't really see horses as some sort of therapy/support animal. Like I guess there's some therapeutic benefit to grooming a calm horse and feeding it, and even riding a well saddle broken one, if you're acquainted with riding it.

But in my (limited) experience of horses they're absolute nutters. I can't imagine the value purchase horse the Tranch would acquire - that's probably spooky or mouthy - being anything other than horribly stressful to be around.

On the other hand, I guess they're grifting off people whose only experience of horses is horse girl movies.

Weirdly it works precisely because horses are big dangerous lunatic children with no chill.
The horse therapy things I've known are for people with emotional regulation problems. Horses completely respond to the energy of the handler, so theres a huge motivation to learn to project calm happy brave vibes to soothe your horsefren.
Basically it's good for autists, anxious people, rage cases and PTSD people but only if they have some empathy for fellow beings and want to do better.
So I look forward to Jen and or Kev tard raging at a chud horse and getting kicked in the head and I sincerely hope someone gets this on video.

 

[EyeBP]

In a way, it’s like the Taleban - plenty of naïve young men and women sign up to the cause and trek out to the desert compound, only to end up getting exploded or raped. To a lesser extent obviously.

Yeah. To some degree its sad and I feel sympathy for them. Its easy for vulnerable, particularly, young people in our increasingly physically distant world to be so desperate for an identity or acceptance that they will latch on to anything. I don't think there is a question here that the core tranchers are certainly the villains of the piece. That said I do think that there is certainly a failure of the families of the people who uptake what can only be called the troon victim identity in my mind to actually ensure the young people are grounded in reality. On the otherhand a lot will just do whatever anyway for the populat cause espoused by the twitter horde for the loving embrace of a screaming horde of insane grifters and agps.

Always been the story really from Penny to Jim Jones to David Koresh and for all of history that people want to join something and when they are marginalised anyone who says something they like gets loyalty. On the upside at least the tranchers haven't killed anyone (yet or that we know of).

Heh you know what? They should take in vulnerable young troons, abuse the shit out of them (they do anyway) and when they run off spam email their parents about a deprogramming camp under a different business name. Then they can run a double sided grift. I bet they could get the cycle to repeat over and over if they also treated people at the deprogramming camp like shit.

 

[Swiss46]

That plan requires effort and some amount of planning so it's beyond the tranchers. I really don't think most of the serf abuse is intentional, but instead they just have the maturity preteens. Kevin probably isn't being a rude prick for malice, he's just stunted and can't comprehend why he'd do something for someone else when he wants something. Weird boys in men's bodies playing pretend.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Update on cryptid, they've seen the post. They're glad it up! Being afraid to say the shit that I posted shouldn't need to happen. Also, turns out I forgot a screencap, woops, enjoy the PB incident.

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I love how Kevin has gone from this big dummy we somewhat assumed was just too retarded to understand to being revealed as a bitter and selfish sociopath between these stories and all his tweets about the Kiwi Farms that he claims he does not check or care about.

 

[Peru oso donas]

I almost cannot believe this is real.

"Please, sir, might I have some peanut butter?"
And Kevin knocks them to the ground and spits on them.

I love how Kevin has gone from this big dummy we somewhat assumed was just too retarded to understand to being revealed as a bitter and selfish sociopath between these stories and all his tweets about the Kiwi Farms that he claims he does not check or care about.

Him being too fucking lazy to the point he can serve a glass of tea to pennywise despite being right there on the kitchen, blaming it on "muh spoons" and saying Jen should do it instead is beyond parody.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

That plan requires effort and some amount of planning so it's beyond the tranchers. I really don't think most of the serf abuse is intentional, but instead they just have the maturity preteens. Kevin probably isn't being a rude prick for malice, he's just stunted and can't comprehend why he'd do something for someone else when he wants something. Weird boys in men's bodies playing pretend.

I think there is a little bit of malice in Kevin. Seems like he likes having power over people - not enough to actually put effort into gaining power himself, of course, but he'll be abusive to the serfs because he is above them thanks to Penny, and he'll join a twitter mob that's already going to get a few kicks in.

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

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How fucking unprofessional can you be? NEVER sit down on a jobsite like a five year old who played too hard at recess.
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Yeah, I'm late, but is anyone else in construction or real estate looking at this poor property and having a conniption fit?

 

[Oxyjen]

Yeah, I'm late, but is anyone else in construction or real estate looking at this poor property and having a conniption fit?

I got nothing, I’ve seen worse decking structures. Enlighten us.

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

I got nothing, I’ve seen worse decking structures. Enlighten us.

Photo 1: Looks like some exposed wiring out of a...Junction box? Hard to tell what that is, doesn't look good. Drainage systems look like ass. That exposed plastic won't last long and the collecting rain will just cause more erosion. Recommend a French Drain. Ladies...You guys are Ladies right? Clean that shit, sweep, trim the overgrowth sweep the dead foliage up. The garden beds sag, is that wood treated? painted maybe? Remove the damn tag. Get a damn Square and make straight wood beds, maybe nail it together somewhat. nothings level, seems hodgepodged. I'm praying for that Sump Pump if they have one.

Photo 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FENCE? No 4x4's to make the Posts? Was any part of that fence leveled? Are the 2x4...Jesus Christ (and he was a carpenter) "Posts" just buried in the ground? Did we pour any lick of cement...NO! Fences usually provide protection and privacy, the pickets are too far apart and the backer rails I guess are...meh. a high wind is gonna knock that down. It's already knocking it down at the end there. or the weight of the fence is messing it up. Has any of the wood been pressure treated and/or given a coat of Sealer?

I want to die.

Photo 3: Missing some screws on the joist hanger. Are we half-assing a Pier/concrete footing with a brick? What about that post up front? Is the Sawdust covering it? Please God tell me there is a Pier/Concrete footing. I'll assume that the boards are secure to the ledger and that the boards are at least pressure treated. Paint them with sealant now, should have done that first. Like there's no Pier and Beam system, it's just a lot of "Fuck it." Boards look off. could be the angle of the photo. I'd do some bridging, don't really see it. The Guard Rails aren't Screwed in at the bottom or barely at the top! Hello! Take off the DAMN Labels on the decking!

Photo 4: The Deck and the wood bow outward and why can't we make the joists uniform (going the same way)? They didn't eye their lumber and the damn thing isn't square to the other parts, it bows inward and outward on the outside "beam". Clear your work area, move the Grill!

Oh...OH!!!!!! The PLASTIC DECKING! is there any bridging between those plastic deckings. THE PLASTIC DECKING ALREADY DIPS!!!! WHAT IS THIS! IT'S LIKE A HOMEMADE BEAR TRAP. Someone goes Humpty-Dumpty'ing between the wrong decking and it could make a homemade bear trap for their foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATS IDIOTS, YOU GAVE THIS HOUSE LESS MARKET VALUE UPON A COMPETENT INSPECTION!

EDIT: @Boys Club Rhetoric I'm good at basic construction, not quoting people in responses, thought you might find my take insightful.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

@Henry of Skalitz I missed those photos the first time around, thanks for the analysis. I know nothing of construction but the garden in the first photo is bad enough that I'm sure your other comments are fair. I guess you can get away with that garden if it never ever rains or snows and it's always windstill, but the pebbles are gonna be rolling everywhere anyway with that steep incline. It seems like they didn't level anything, at all, and the wood indeed looks untreated. Lol. It wouldn't be so bad if it's just a kinda crappy garden, but this is the level of quality the Tranch brings everywhere.

The fence is as bad as the fences on their own land, so no surprise there. Penny thinks he is so capable he can do anything with his big man-strength and his fancy new equipment, but he is sorely wrong. Can't wait for him to try doing electric wiring on his own.

 

[FinnSven]

@Henry of Skalitz I missed those photos the first time around, thanks for the analysis. I know nothing of construction but the garden in the first photo is bad enough that I'm sure your other comments are fair. I guess you can get away with that garden if it never ever rains or snows and it's always windstill, but the pebbles are gonna be rolling everywhere anyway with that steep incline. It seems like they didn't level anything, at all, and the wood indeed looks untreated. Lol. It wouldn't be so bad if it's just a kinda crappy garden, but this is the level of quality the Tranch brings everywhere.

The fence is as bad as the fences on their own land, so no surprise there. Penny thinks he is so capable he can do anything with his big man-strength and his fancy new equipment, but he is sorely wrong. Can't wait for him to try doing electric wiring on his own.

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Presumably being castrated will lead to more rapid strength decline in a former man?

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

@Henry of Skalitz I missed those photos the first time around, thanks for the analysis. I know nothing of construction but the garden in the first photo is bad enough that I'm sure your other comments are fair. I guess you can get away with that garden if it never ever rains or snows and it's always windstill, but the pebbles are gonna be rolling everywhere anyway with that steep incline. It seems like they didn't level anything, at all, and the wood indeed looks untreated. Lol. It wouldn't be so bad if it's just a kinda crappy garden, but this is the level of quality the Tranch brings everywhere.

The fence is as bad as the fences on their own land, so no surprise there. Penny thinks he is so capable he can do anything with his big man-strength and his fancy new equipment, but he is sorely wrong. Can't wait for him to try doing electric wiring on his own.

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That roof is gonna collect a ton of water, they already got drains, but to let it all pour out onto that plastic will just wear away whatever garden or foliage they have. That and it looks like they have a basement (and hopefully a sump pump) might depend on the area. If there's heavy rain, on a basement without a sump pump, the basement could flood and...they might be located in a aquifer zone. I'd highly recommend a French Drain for them. they just got to hire people or open up a "Can of Man" and make one and RIGHT. That Plastic on the ground is gonna wear away over time and especially because it's exposed, no covering.

Another Thing. Fungi, Bacteria, Ants, and Termites practically own this world, they might get away with burying posts like that now, but eventually something will find it and break it, can't say when or where. Fence is adequate, they better not get a more "jumpy" dog/animal or that thing will escape 100% of the time.

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

Presumably being castrated will lead to more rapid strength decline in a former man?

HAHA, No they're just arrogant and proud. They know what's best and they don't need any contractor to tell them any different, even if it is a quote.

Could also be the Troonshine, can't factor that one out entirely.

 

[FinnSven]

HAHA, No they're just arrogant and proud. They know what's best and they don't need any contractor to tell them any different, even if it is a quote.

Could also be the Troonshine, can't factor that one out entirely.

Oh no I didn’t mean metaphorically!
Penny literally has had an amhole put in, so is sans testicles.

Without his source of testosterone, then surely muscle mass will decline?

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

HAHA, No they're just arrogant and proud. They know what's best and they don't need any contractor to tell them any different, even if it is a quote.

Could also be the Troonshine, can't factor that one out entirely.

Why would they hire a contractor when they identify as contractors?

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

Oh no I didn’t mean metaphorically!
Penny literally has had an amhole put in, so is sans testicles.

Without his source of testosterone, then surely muscle mass will decline?

I guess it's more about that Main Muscle, the Brain. These troons have lived so long without one that a team effort tward making anything carpentry wise just avoids them. Even a dedicated 20 minutes to a Youtube video could have aided against this basic stupidity.

This, if anything is a prime example of piss-poor leadership, planning, organizing and coordinating.