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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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Can we not ruin my favorite gives-no-shits- hurricane- index- late- night- diner with the association dung covered fingers of the Tranny Tran Tranch?
I have seen no propanegate updates. I also haven't seen more of them fucking up innocent century old homes with tranny level skill.
I have seen no propanegate updates. I also haven't seen more of them fucking up innocent century old homes with tranny level skill.
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Jesus H. Christ I got all the way up to current wondering why nobody had brought up Penny having a new boyfriend and then I realized... is that fucking Kevin?
My god, it's not like he's ever passed particularly well but I guess I just haven't seen a picture in a while because that neck is the width of his head and he looks EXPONENTIALLY more manly than I've ever seen him. I legitimately am still sitting here checking the photo. This is ENTIRELY based on process of elimination. Holy shit.
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Until you pointed it out I had skimmed over this and thought it was a picture of Penny.
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I know, that had been my first take too (and quite a few other people's, I think, based on some of the replies). Thought process was basically:
Is Penny bringing his gun to the Waffle House and talking about it like a person > wait that's not Penny after all who the fuck is this > holy shit I think that's Kevin.
Dude is wearing that stupid metal ring and isn't Jen, that's basically my only basis for having to assume it's Kevin.
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And Kevin wants to practice being more "butch" soon to confuse the straights.
.....he will only confuse other autistics with face blindness and the colorblind on his gender. Oh yeah, they'll KNOW Kevvie is psrt of the kweer kidz klub but thinking about Kevin as anything but a man would have to leave the person deaf and blind or disabled. I can't fucking emphasize how easy he is to clock and he's living so deep in his bubble that I want to tell him just so the revelation burns less when it finally happens around normies, but damn, it ain't happening and I ain't his Mxtress, he's a grown ass man who will find out for himself.
Phil has the HP Lovecraft face that's long with sunken cheeks and half shut ehes, but he's been getting chunkier. Jen has literally no fat on him and is gangly as fuck. Kevin is complete square jaw round face who usually looks some kind of smirky, or at least is more "happy" appearing outwardly than the others.
They both wear hats, glasses, and ponytails which is hard to get around, but if you have the two side by side it's much easier to go "oh there's ol' phillip and his doughy child".
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I mean, he's succeeding, I am A Straight and I am confused...
...how he thinks 'butch' + thatsadude.jpg is gonna read as anything but a guy to anyone but other trannies. He doesn't even read as anything but a dude even when he IS trying to look feminine, claiming he's going to try for 'butch' is an awfully convoluted cope for admitting he'll never pass.
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You'll have to fight Jen for that pleasure first
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With Kevin ebegging for a pay per tweet basis, is the Tranch facing even deeper financial problems?
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The tranch is going to be the ultimate anarchist anticapitalists and kick start surprime 2: too big to fail boogaloo.
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Even Alex Jones seems to take better care of his Llamas, lmao.
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Kevin also has the polycystic acne scars.
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And his teeth, while definitely yellow, are not hastily and visibly eroding (yet).
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I certainly did this. Damn Kevin is looking worse and worse. He's basically goong to turn into a worlf weary trucker with corpse flesh between his lega instead of a cock. Cautionary tale against trooning out indeed.
On dental though I maintain my comments but I am now more horrified. Kevin is apparently the same as Penny for dental hygiene but he has not progressed as fast. Do you think Penny clenches or grinds his teeth? He has to be stressed af so maybe imo.
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Penny is just older.
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Maybe thats it but they are not that far apart in age. Those would be some hard years if it is just age related and the ot brushing would have to have been going on for a long time. I know he was in the army so it would have to be after that his hygiene dropped surely as when I was in the navy hygiene was enforced (officially and unofficially) and surely the army has dental standards and his squadmates would not tolerate someone who has shit hugiene and must stink and/or have awful breath.
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I hope he gets some shit from one of those incredibly unethical corpse recycling factories and ends up with shit like forearm skin with hair follicles in it like it was from Carl from ATHF. And then ends up with graft-versus-host disease on top of that.
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How fucking unprofessional can you be? NEVER sit down on a jobsite like a five year old who played too hard at recess.
https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1577665862269427712 (https://archive.ph/re0k1)
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New stickers every month but no new yarn in months, curious.
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I don't know who they think their audience is.
Even the most pro-gun leftist is going to look at that gun and wonder what kind of big igloo shit they're planning there.
Project Appleseed, which is definitely boogie-adjacent, shows a regular, normie-friendly, grandpa's old Winchester style gun in their marketing.
Project Appleseed | Project Appleseed
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The gun on that sticker looks like a 30-50 feral hogs gun.
Someone who knows something about guns, is that a bump stock?