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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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worse and worse every pic. muscle shirt on, getting coffee and breafast at a fast food place, truck out front and, I assume, gun on the hip? Def female behaviour there. Maybe a good crotch scratch and a beer or two afterwards to complete the look.

His teeth are getting worse too by that cheek profile.
 
what is the macaroni slop
It appears to be a patty melt plate with bacon and double hash browns "peppered" with jalepenos with added ketchup. That flavor combo sounds horrible to me. Scattered, smothered (chopped, grilled onions), and double covered (two slices of cheese) is a much tastier choice if you're eating WH.

edit: The packet of mayo on the plate is used by the cook to remember what he's cooking. Waitresses only call out orders and the cook doesn't write them down. Cook places various things on the plate as a type of shorthand to denote what he has to cook.
 
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The couple of times I tried the jalepenos there, I ended up disappointed because they didn't have any spice or kick to them at all. I'm really surprised he didn't get a waffle, they've got different things you can get cooked into them like chocolate chips.
Damn I wish we had that place here.

That said he is prob avoiding excessive sweet as Penny has an 'eating side' to his mouth as a result of his shitty dental health maintenance (uwu so cute girl right?) so i assume syrup and generally concentrated sweet things are off the menu due most likely to pain or a slim chance of he is actually considering his health but that seems unlikely. I cannot tell he if he fatter or thinner in that pic though.

he desperately needs dental care though and no amount of diet care is gonna help rn. Looks like he has a mix of chewing tobacco stain and meth mouth.
 
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I’m kind of surprised they went to Waffle House based on it not having a clientele I think of as being totally trans friendly.

On the other hand, I’m glad everyone in that restaurant is armed.
Nothing is really going to raise the eyebrows of a Waffle House crowd.
 
Nothing is really going to raise the eyebrows of a Waffle House crowd.

For real. A good Waffle House has to call the cops a few times a night because the drunken clientele might threaten to kill each other. And even then, most of the time the employees are like ”please shoot each other in the parking lot, I do not have time to clean up your blood.”

I unabashedly love the Waffle House, so the Tranch better not ruin that place for me.
 
REBEL REVOLT RESIST? What's the fourth one?
Revenge? Repent? Reganomics?
side note, what would you do if you noticed that sticker on one of your coworker's cars?
We would have a great talk before I doxed them in personal lolcows and one of us got fired for a logging then other.
If you have a Waffle House near you, you have to try their hashbrowns with gravy at least once.

Or I will find you.
You're going to have to, they're terrible by me from what I heard of from others.
 
Scattered, smothered (chopped, grilled onions), and double covered (two slices of cheese) is a much tastier choice if you're eating WH.
Wait so when The Bloodhound Gang sang "I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns" there were riffing on the WH's own way of describing food? Neat. I'd just assumed they were talking about pouring syrup all over waffles (which I now realise doesn't make sense because they specify hash browns).
 
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