- Joined
- Jun 4, 2018
I'm taking the day off from work today. Been a long week.
My usual morning routine is to awaken, shuffle out of bed, start the coffee, feed the dog, and then stagger into the shower. I'm not grumpy in the morning but I am incoherent.
And as I stand under the hot spray, my brain slowly spinning up like a 40's era motor, one thought comes into my brain:
"Boy, am I glad I'm not Elliot Empty-Crotch."
My usual morning routine is to awaken, shuffle out of bed, start the coffee, feed the dog, and then stagger into the shower. I'm not grumpy in the morning but I am incoherent.
And as I stand under the hot spray, my brain slowly spinning up like a 40's era motor, one thought comes into my brain:
"Boy, am I glad I'm not Elliot Empty-Crotch."