Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Listening to this segment and then thinking back it to my prediction from nearly a month ago is actually something, I think every part of my prediction got ticked off, including them saying how everything hit them at once (because their 'body had been protecting them' or some shit/it being 24/7 hectic). Depression Arc.
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Keffals saying they're thinking of taking a break isn't really a surprise, saying how Kiwifarms was the "last bastion" of the Internet from their childhood is surprising though, shows that they're acting out of spite and have zero regard to preserving the old Internet and what it stood for.

Edit: Goodbye Bozo
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RIP BOZO #PACKWATCH


See you next week, Lucas.
 
Listening to this segment and then thinking back it to my prediction from nearly a month ago is actually something, I think every part of my prediction got ticked off, including them saying how everything hit them at once (because their 'body had been protecting them' or some shit/it being 24/7 hectic). Depression Arc.
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Keffals saying they're thinking of taking a break isn't really a surprise, saying how Kiwifarms was the "last bastion" of the Internet from their childhood is surprising though, shows that they're acting out of spite and have zero regard to preserving the old Internet and what it stood for.

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In my experience, 'for a while' often translates to 30 minutes when it comes to 'leaving the internet'.
 
This is the part where he sperges out in his stream on wanting to join the 41% and overall idiotic levels of autism/troonery. It's quite long, and I had to compress it pretty hard to get it on the Farms, I am uploading the better version of this to Odyssey. After this, he went into a makeup stream, which was even sadder (some other autist might have caught that, I couldn't be bothered). I also left the part in where he failed to turn on the webcam, because seeing Lucas struggling with any technology is always hilarious.

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Better quality version (if you really want to look at Lucas, which I doubt): https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/lolkeffalspart1:8
Then fuck off and get a job then clearly, you're whole trying twitch thot sthich isn't working out for you. You're probably the most boring twitch streamer I've probably I ever come across.

He slurs his voice whenever he talks and rambles on about stuff that could be entertainment entertaining in the most boring way.

He's not cut out be a twitch streamer and he knows it very well,his attempts at leeching of other well known lefty streamer e-celebs does nothing to grow his audience.
 
1) double chin. Fat.
2) Fake freckles
3) False eyelashes haphazardly applied
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Oh my God, what a fucking picture. What a fat nigger with chipmunk cheeks. Nice bizarro face, stupid. You look so fucking retarded. That's cuz you're a guy and don't know how to take care of yourself like a wammin.

We're watching Lucas try to learn, in real-time on his streams, what every girl figures out in 6th Grade, at a 1,000% slower rate.

I love this arc. Now he's getting off Twitter I guess? I have to catch up. Oh god, my Shartenfreude is fully activiated. Every new bit of Lucas news I hear is sweet to me, like a juicy orange.

Lucas, you are too fat to be an E-Thot. Your freckles look like acne, stupid. Why is no one watching your streams? Hmm, we'll have to put our thinking caps on and puzzle this one out. Is it because you're a fucking awful content creator and person? LOL!

I'm going to draw this picture, it is kino. I will fucking log in from the Netherlands, become a Dutchman, and post art of Lucas because he sucks and he's funny to draw.

Common Lucas L.
 
1) double chin. Fat.
2) Fake freckles
3) False eyelashes haphazardly applied
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oh fuck he's trying to look like a teenager from tiktok. they've got an "lashes and freckles" filter the kids are using on there, and he's thinking it's makeup, or copying it with makeup. likely he's watching reposts of those videos on twitter because he's aging out of social media. if you're on the app it tells you the filter is applied but on reposts it doesn't.

there's a woman on tt that discusses filters and whether or not they can cause dismorphia in kids, some of them are subtle and change the shape of the face, giving that old anachan effect. the freckles and lashes one was discussed on her page as just a trend that's not so bad.

seeing it like this makes it seem awful though.
 
"I ached Kiwifarms on, I wanted them to attack me"
No shit Keffals, it's very clear.

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Lucas we know you read your own thread constantly, but there are other people we talk about. There are farmers who probably have no idea who you are. They come to read about their favorite cow, see the site is down, then go do something else. Attacking you was the furthest thing from their mind. You are not a hero, you are just a fat, loud, sad, balding cow. You didn't stop any farmer from talking about anyone else they wanted to. You failed at this like you fail at everything else in life.
 
I thought I'd check the sum of all of Keffals' recent streams to see how many views they've gotten, and at the time of making this post, every stream in the last 17 days combined wasn't enough to break 65k total views (it's about 61k combined).

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The next stream after that was enough to break 65k, but that was his hunchback gun stream and that didn't even manage to crack 8,500 views.
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I was expecting him to fall off pretty hard after "beating" Kiwifarms, but this loss in viewer retention is honestly incredible.
Just a quick FYI why the mid-to-high thousands of viewers for his stream might seem confusing given how low his views consistently are when he's live. When your video becomes a VOD, it considers anyone who watches at least 21 seconds, live or not, a "view" that contributes to the total VOD view count. So when you see him hovering in the hundreds live and then you see the VODs at thousands of views; that's thousands of people who are clicking on his stream and clicking off fucking instantly.
 
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The video he posted is grotesque. Literally, "I singlehandedly defeating Kiwi Farms by intentionally drawing all fire on myself because I am selfless and amazing, and although I completely and totally won and am now a huge hero, the stress is giving me big sads and now I think about killing myself and can't get out of bed some days. :("

My suggestion is, get a bunch of men in drag to harass you. Then you feel motivated to get out of bed every day and make it everybody else's problem. Works for me, at least.



10 minutes in, he complains that he didn't expect to become "a representative of the trans community" by lunging himself into the media spotlight, and now that he's one of the most high profile people-of-gender online, people use his grotesque, abusive, grooming, misogynistic behavior as a cudgel against all people-of-gender. This causes him to eat shit from even people around him for making them look bad. He whines this is unfair.

12 minutes in, the kiwi farms is dead and I'm terrified and he reminds everyone he's a hero.
Good lord, does this man still believe the kiwifarms is dead? Then again he still believes he's a woman so delusions come second nature to him.

Big commentary channel WillyMacShow just put out a new video about Keffals:
Archive before Lucas inevitably DMCA strikes it.
 
Listening to this segment and then thinking back it to my prediction from nearly a month ago is actually something, I think every part of my prediction got ticked off, including them saying how everything hit them at once (because their 'body had been protecting them' or some shit/it being 24/7 hectic). Depression Arc.
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Keffals saying they're thinking of taking a break isn't really a surprise, saying how Kiwifarms was the "last bastion" of the Internet from their childhood is surprising though, shows that they're acting out of spite and have zero regard to preserving the old Internet and what it stood for.

Edit: Goodbye Bozo
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Of course, he only crashes into slumber AFTER Elon announces that he's locking checkmarks behind a paywall and working to end the bot problem. Those bleeding sub and viewer counts can be easily ignored, but losing that precious checkmark is the last straw, right?

Lucas's ego has been badly damaged in the "absence" of Kiwifarms as an "antagonist" in his online life.

He's been fishing for "We 💗 you Keffals uwu" messages since Twitchcon ended. He's been trying to skinwalk Denims and Amouranth by trying to post gross looking moobie "thirst trap" pics on Twitter, angling his camera towards his moobs on stream and wearing 12 pounds of makeup every time he's seen publicly. His attempts at squeezing out an extra 5 minutes out of his 15 minutes of fame and ingrain himself into the Twitch politisphere have all failed spectacularly.

Anyways, later faggot, see you in like 2 days when you come crawling back because twitter is all you have in life. You'll be the first in line to pay Elon $96 CAD + tax to keep your blue sticker. Funny how despite everything, Lucas is back to where he was in March. A nobody who can't break past 300-400 views even on a good day.
"I ached Kiwifarms on, I wanted them to attack me"
No shit Keffals, it's very clear.

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>he's still trying to talk himself up as some sort of heroic badass who TOOK ON the EVIL shadowy Kiwifarms trolling organization
Never change, narcissist. Lying is probably the only way he can salvage his ego at this point anyway.
 
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