Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Am I correct in assuming "Website 0" is ONA Forum?

No, it was Doxbin.

 

[Something Awful]

He thinks his YouTube channel is "shadowbanned". Couldn't possibly be that no one's watching because the content is boring shit.

Also, "please share this around"? Why? You think everyone on the internet needs to know you have the sad feels, because you're just that important? Narcissist fuck. People who give a shit can just go to your Twitter feed and see the pinned tweet.

 

[I Hate Anime Avatars]

I never expected him to fall off this hard or this soon, who's laughing now you fat swarthy incel fuck?

Though he does make an interesting point about being shadow banned, could just be his ego making him unable to reconcile his newfound unpopularity but if true it shows how quickly he's been cast aside due to all the bad optics around him, despite being one of the chosen people. Even if it's temporary or just bullshit the fact that none of the high profile figures want anything to do with him anymore is proof he really was nothing more than a useful idiot used to push an agenda and now he's been thrown onto the scrapheap.

 

[Procrastinhater]

RIP BOZO #PACKWATCH
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There are few things more satisfying than throwing their faggy "memes" back in their AGP transvestite faces.
This is why the Homeric Epics used to warn about hubris.

Welp, time to lock the thread. Surely Keffals will be true to his word and we won't hear anything for months. Just as likely, we'll never hear anything at all as Keffals gets healthy, married, has a kid, and leaves the internet behind.

He's gonna have problem having a kid when he paid some Thai con artist Dr Poonwrong to cut off his dick. Lukey boys genetic line is extinguished. Tens of thousands of years of his ancestors managed to reproduce until the genetic failure that is Lucas Roberts extinguished his family line when he decided to make a gross fetish his life and pay someone to castrate him.

The troon acts in confusion as he hurts himself.

In Lucas's case it's more "the troon tiredly mumbles like he's on Xanax as he flails ineffectually."

 

[AspieNextDoor]

I give him a week before he comes back by doing something retarded, like claiming some Kiwifarms chud assaulted him on the street.
Gotta pump up those Gofundme NEETbucks.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I give him a week before he comes back by doing something retarded, like claiming some Kiwifarms chud assaulted him on the street.
Gotta pump up those Gofundme NEETbucks.

His return date depends 100% on how much money is left from the fraudulent GoFundMe. That's not a joke either. We'll know when it's getting low by that.

 

[Octavia]

Local man pokes the bear, cries about getting swiped and decides to open the cage, promptly complains about being eaten. Strange times.
Joining the 41% or dying of alcoholism seems likely imo. They've lost a good chunk of support (Fiance, everyone realizing Keffals makes them look bad and making sure he knows it), and now they're in an apartment alone with all the crowdfunded shekels, I can't see it ending well. Or he comes back in a week and pays $8 like all the other dramatic mongrels.

 

[muhpronouns]

"Kiwi Farms users" are "young", "alone" and have "fallen in with a bad crowd"

LOL. Whatever you have to say to make yourself feel better Lucas. I've probably got at least 10 years on you. I'm also married and gainfully employed. If anyone has fallen in with a bad crowd, its Lucas. The trans crowd is as bad as they come.

 

[Simon]

"Kiwi Farms users" are "young", "alone" and have "fallen in with a bad crowd"

LOL. Whatever you have to say to make yourself feel better Lucas. I've probably got at least 10 years on you. I'm also married and gainfully employed. If anyone has fallen in with a bad crowd, its Lucas. The trans crowd is as bad as they come.

I'm a bit older than Lucas, but have a kid, a job, and do community service frequently. We aren't all perma-virgins that live online like you, Luke.

 

[ScooterL]

Could it finally be time for this thread to slow down to a snail's pace?

Fuck, no. Just a few more days of Boring Keffals, and people will be writing "satirical" song lyrics to fill the space until he next farts out something worth laughing at.

 

[Null]

The inability to fill the canyon between his own moobs is what finally broke him.

fuck you stardust you stupid bitch, having three tits makes me at least 50% better than cis femoids.

 

[A Sunset]

About 25 minutes in - "Kiwi Farms users" are "young", "alone" and have "fallen in with a bad crowd" likes we're the fucking Bloods or some shit lol. Also everyone who is mean to Lucas is only doing it because they see him as "better than them."

What a cope. Lucas wants to think of himself of as a wise elder, trying to guide wayward children. Lucas, this isn't your fucking Discord - people here are adults, not underage. From what I've heard half the people here are older than you by at least 5-10 years.

Truthfully, it's the opposite - the mature and wise women of Kiwi Farms give you advice to help you with your grooming, makeup, and fashion. Which you have followed religiously because you're a guy, and guys need all the help they can get! Especially if they're socially maladjusted and mentally ill incels, like you!

About 31:30 - Keffals has "anhedonia - the inability to feel pleasure" - yeah homie you cut your dick off.

LMFAO, @Null 's theory confirmed. Lucas can't feel sexual pleasure so he has to find gratification in other ways, like the dopamine rush from ratioing people on Twitter or getting people deplatformed.

What a sad, pathetic, fat man with a giant gap between his unnaturally saggy and drooping moobs.

 

[Null]

LMFAO, @Null 's theory confirmed. Lucas can't feel sexual pleasure so he has to find gratification in other ways, like the dopamine rush from ratioing people on Twitter or getting people deplatformed.

PILL JUNKIE PILL JUNKIE PILL JUNKIE

CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
KIWI FARMERS, NO SNEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I'M IRL STREAMING

 

[Wallace]

Could it finally be time for this thread to slow down to a snail's pace? Never thought I'd see the day.

The brightest stars burn the fastest. And damn, the karma fairy is working overtime today.

 

[Dona Morte]

PILL JUNKIE PILL JUNKIE PILL JUNKIE

This have now escalated, and he cannot cum.
What a miserable existence.

Men have the orgasm part easier, way to hard for a chick.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I give it until Tuesday when he starts coming back and doing political streams. When it becomes clear that the midterms aren't going to go the way that terminally online leftist trannies want it to go, Lucas will come swinging back with the black pills and doom posting about how the tranny holocaust is upon us. He isn't going to let a golden opportunity to grift go to waste.

 

[A Sunset]

This have now escalated, and he cannot cum.
What a miserable existence.

Men have the orgasm part easier, way to hard for a chick.

If I had all the parts of a man, but I cut off my penis and fucked my entire body up, pumped my body full of hormones, etc....yet nothing about my sex drive or neurological/biological wiring had changed, I cannot imagine how insane my worldview and life would be. The mere craving for sexual release yet literally being unable to due to missing genitals....

Lucas has literally turned himself into the jelly from "I have no mouth but I must scream". Except instead of having no mouth, he has no ding-dong, cuz he cut it off. Thanks mom and dad, that's a great idea!

Now, he is also trying to turn as many children who still have futures and the ability to orgasm/procreate into jellies like him - that Have No Dick but They Must Cum.

What a retarded and fat faggot with no Twitch viewers, ladies and guntlemen.

By the way, he won't be able to stay offline because he has no prospects or interests outside of Twitter. Well, except for shoving Goyslop down his greasy gullet.

 

[muhpronouns]

I give it until Tuesday when he starts coming back and doing political streams. When it becomes clear that the midterms aren't going to go the way that terminally online leftist trannies want it to go, Lucas will come swinging back with the black pills and doom posting about how tranny holocaust is upon us. He isn't going to let a golden opportunity to grift go to waste.

Agreed. It will be his next chance to play hero to trans kids again. All of his minions will flock to his streams crying about how all the baddies are going to put them in ovens.

 

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When it becomes clear that the midterms aren't going to go the way that terminally online leftist trannies want it to go, Lucas will come swinging back with the black pills and doom posting about how tranny holocaust is upon us.

This is definitely the case so far. John Fetterman was so stroked out during the Pennsylvania Senate debate he couldn't string together a fucking sentence

 

[Simon]

PILL JUNKIE PILL JUNKIE PILL JUNKIE

CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
KIWI FARMERS, NO SNEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I'M IRL STREAMING

jesus christ lol

The inability to fill the canyon between his own moobs is what finally broke him.

Double post but we've already decided it's the Moobiana Trench.