Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[one_time_user]

from the titan mattress site:

How much weight will the mattress support?

The Titan Luxe Hybrid mattress is designed to support up to 1,000 pounds. If you think you may need a firmer sleep experience, or both you and your sleep partner are plus-size, you might consider the Titan Firm Hybrid mattress by Brooklyn Bedding, which offers a true firm sleep experience.

from the fig mattress site:
Our mattress is designed to support up to 1,100 lbs. with 2 sleepers (in Queen, King or Cal King mattress sizes) or up to 550 lbs. with a single sleeper (on any mattress size). However, our mattress is only one part of a complete sleep support system. The Big Fig Mattress must rest on some combination of a bed, foundation, box spring and/or bed frame that can properly support this amount of weight. You're safe if you go Big Fig all the way. The foundation and the frame are both available as an upgrade. If you go with another brand, just be sure you check the weight limits, otherwise you're risking comfort, durability and it affects our warranty.

my brain can't wrap around all this.

 

[Clown Baby]

from the titan mattress site:
How much weight will the mattress support?

The Titan Luxe Hybrid mattress is designed to support up to 1,000 pounds. If you think you may need a firmer sleep experience, or both you and your sleep partner are plus-size, you might consider the Titan Firm Hybrid mattress by Brooklyn Bedding, which offers a true firm sleep experience.

from the fig mattress site:
Our mattress is designed to support up to 1,100 lbs. with 2 sleepers (in Queen, King or Cal King mattress sizes) or up to 550 lbs. with a single sleeper (on any mattress size). However, our mattress is only one part of a complete sleep support system. The Big Fig Mattress must rest on some combination of a bed, foundation, box spring and/or bed frame that can properly support this amount of weight. You're safe if you go Big Fig all the way. The foundation and the frame are both available as an upgrade. If you go with another brand, just be sure you check the weight limits, otherwise you're risking comfort, durability and it affects our warranty.

my brain can't wrap around all this.

Juliana confirmed 600+ pounds lmao hulthy just big

 

[Constellationzero]

They out fatted big fig and had to move to a new brand:
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I gotta ask...

How...how do deathfats not notice the names and fonts on these products geared at them? Like...that doesn't say Titan.

It says TITAN

I even read it out loud to my wife in my best deep girl voice I can muster. TITANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

How is that even not a wake up call?

 

[Gramlol]

Imagine being so wrapped up in your lifestyle and so addicted to food that you are just okay with shitting yourself in public. No food is that good that you humiliate yourself for it.

I don't think she goes out much though. She doesn't work outside the home, and mostly seems to do stoned drives to the takeout choice of the day. In between hits of cosmic brownies. It wouldn't really be so embarrassing given she's not in public much.
From the deathfats on this sub I'm starting to think they live very different lives than normies. They're mostly lived in their own home and don't go out much. Except Tess Holliday lol

ETA: She might be throwing out the big figs because they're already worn out, so she's doing cope by dissing the brand she once said she LOVED and was THE BEST. Lol, great advertising

 

[Fupa Control]

from the titan mattress site:
How much weight will the mattress support?

The Titan Luxe Hybrid mattress is designed to support up to 1,000 pounds. If you think you may need a firmer sleep experience, or both you and your sleep partner are plus-size, you might consider the Titan Firm Hybrid mattress by Brooklyn Bedding, which offers a true firm sleep experience.

from the fig mattress site:
Our mattress is designed to support up to 1,100 lbs. with 2 sleepers (in Queen, King or Cal King mattress sizes) or up to 550 lbs. with a single sleeper (on any mattress size). However, our mattress is only one part of a complete sleep support system. The Big Fig Mattress must rest on some combination of a bed, foundation, box spring and/or bed frame that can properly support this amount of weight. You're safe if you go Big Fig all the way. The foundation and the frame are both available as an upgrade. If you go with another brand, just be sure you check the weight limits, otherwise you're risking comfort, durability and it affects our warranty.

my brain can't wrap around all this.

For reference, the bed capacity for a 2023 Nissan Titan crew cab is 1,658 pounds.

 

[OttoWest]

Additionally, those dogs have likely chewed and pissed their way all over the Big Figs.

 

[stupid frog]

I know all their friends are fat fucks, but doesn't C just fuck them in her and J's bed? Why wold they need to also replace the guest mattress? Aside from to consume?

Maybe someone pissed in it.

Maybe her and JULIANA sleep in separate rooms.

 

[Simon]

I know all their friends are fat fucks, but doesn't C just fuck them in her and J's bed? Why wold they need to also replace the guest mattress? Aside from to consume?

Maybe someone pissed in it.

Maybe her and JULIANA sleep in separate rooms.

Oh, I'm sure they totally sleep in separate rooms. Any picture you see of them together, they have zero chemistry. It seems like they are just buds at this point, which, when you have one pushing 700 lbs and the other not far behind, I guess that's just the natural order of things.

 

[one_time_user]

if the bed wore out (I don't even understand how that could happen that quickly unless there was a defect), isn't there a long warranty?

 

[Angry New Ager]

I don't think she goes out much though. She doesn't work outside the home, and mostly seems to do stoned drives to the takeout choice of the day. In between hits of cosmic brownies. It wouldn't really be so embarrassing given she's not in public much.

The thing is, shitting yourself—be it at home, or out in public—because you refuse to moderate or restrict your diet in order to stop shitting yourself should be embarrassing.

From the deathfats on this sub I'm starting to think they live very different lives than normies. They're mostly lived in their own home and don't go out much. Except Tess Holliday lol

When somebody's that fat, initiating any kind of action gets harder and harder, and doing even undemanding tasks such as cooking gets more and more uncomfortable, so they end up spending more time on the couch or in the bed, interacting with the world through screens, and outsourcing as much activity (dog-walking, cleaning, grocery shopping, food prep) as possible. And of course, that inactivity only makes them weaker, and any activity, much less exertion, gets more difficult, uncomfortable, and exhausting (just look at Juliana's meltdowns when she finally has to take a shower).

Tess is a raging somatic Narcissist who has a huge stake in being seen as living that glam celebrity life in LA; it's basically her job. She gets up, goes out, and does things because she's a performer, playing a role, and staying home to be a proper mom to her kid isn't part of that. And she does it even when it's obviously exhausting and uncomfortable because the show must go on. So she's unusual for a deathfat in that regard.

Meanwhile, Corissa lives in Kansas, which may have its charms, but nobody cares. And now that she's bought a house, she doesn't have the kind of disposable income that used to allow her to do shit like buy kayaks and oversized tricycles so she could pretend to be an active fatty. And her health, as we've seen, is falling apart, and makes leaving the house less appealing. So she's been drifting toward the housebound part of the deathfat downward spiral for a while. Juliana, for all intents and purposes, is already there, but Corissa isn't far behind.

ETA: She might be throwing out the big figs because they're already worn out, so she's doing cope by dissing the brand she once said she LOVED and was THE BEST. Lol, great advertising

Maybe they just got a better sponsorship deal from Titan. But I shudder to imagine the state of those Big Figs.

I know all their friends are fat fucks, but doesn't C just fuck them in her and J's bed? Why wold they need to also replace the guest mattress? Aside from to consume?

Maybe someone pissed in it.

Maybe her and JULIANA sleep in separate rooms.

I can absolutely believe they sleep in separate bedrooms because both of them are fucking huge, and it cannot be comfortable sharing a bed (likely a Queen, given the smallish bedrooms in old houses), even before you factor in all those dogs and the cat. So yeah, I'm sure Juliana gets the "guest" bed, and maybe she's already wrecked the Big Fig because she's over the 550lb individual limit.

 

[Breadbear]

She absolutely shit herself in that bed, to the point that she has to replace it... With the bed from the guest room.
That she promptly soiled.
Health at every size.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J IG:

Corrisa IG:

 

[Blerg]

J IG:
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Not Opi as in Opisthotonos
Opi as in Opi-site of AGAB

 

[Breadbear]

J IG:
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Corrisa IG:
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Insert Poltergeist joke here

 

[glass_houses]

J IG:
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Corrisa IG:
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They've been there how long and they didn't know that they had nut trees? Well, I guess not everyone's a gardener.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[stupid frog]

"Finish my fucking shelves."

 

[Angry New Ager]

They've been there how long and they didn't know that they had nut trees? Well, I guess not everyone's a gardener.

She'd have to get out and weeble around her own property, and, while pausing for breath, stop to look around her, observe her surroundings, notice unknown tree species, and possess enough curiosity to go look them up after weebling back to the house. This is a woman who couldn't identify Massachusetts on a map; she's not going to be any better at tree identification than she is at basic geography.

 

[Fagary Michael]

Even through the instagram filter, you can still see her face breaking out with grease and flushed red from her astronomically high blood pressure. And that big pork leg arm is wider than that boy's head, and almost(?) wider than his torso. Won't be long before the unbreakable T I T A N I C mattress encounters a fatberg. Womyn and nonbinaries first

 

[Angry New Ager]

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"Sometimes, your best friend calls your sister and says, 'hey, Corissa needs you to come home'. And your sister flys from 1700 miles away just to be near you for a minute."

No, none of this "sometimes" shit; your best friend never does that. Nor does your sister. Unless, of course, there's a massive, life-changing crisis going on that you're not publicly admitting to, and you're losing your shit over it.

I wonder what is going on with Corissa that is so bad, her friend took it upon herself to call her sister and tell her Corissa needed her to fly home on short notice. Because hopping on a plane and flying 1700 miles to see your sister in response to a friend's phone call is not an, "Oh, she just misses you and could really use a hug; why not visit and make her day?" kind of thing.

I've put my ass on a plane to make similar visits to friends and family members, but it's always because some truly terrible shit was going down—a cancer diagnosis, somebody dying, sudden widowhood, a mental health crisis—those sorts of things. And I've only called somebody else to tell them they really needed to make that kind of trip once, and it was only because a family member was about to die.

Making sudden plane trips like that is an expensive and inconvenient hardship for most people, and her sister's not wealthy enough to do it on a lark, so this isn't just a nice visit to share a hug. I'd bet money there's an actual crisis going on, that Corissa hasn't admitted to yet, but is perhaps gearing up to tell her followers about.