Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Something Awful said:
lol, I looked at that KeffalsMemes Twitter and saw this:

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Denims posted her Velma cosplay on OnlyFans on October 28, and Lucas instantly copied her. Lock your doors, Denims, or a skinwalker might get you!
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Someone already pointed outLucas's horrible make-up attempt, along with the bad hair, but he sure doesn't care about looking like a tub of lard either.
 
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Smellee Cat said:
1) double chin. Fat.
2) Fake freckles
3) False eyelashes haphazardly applied
4) using his sideburns for a hair style. No woman has hair that grows there like that.View attachment 3791572
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Fat, washed, no viewers, no dick, fake eyelashes, fake freckles, oily. SAD!
 
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Maybe it's just my experience, but I cannot recall any women I know being insecure about cleavage, or trying to force cleavage quite like transwomen do. In adolescence we had insecurities about size and shape, but since those years I have not heard or seen any grown woman try as hard as Keffals does to make cleavage happen.

It is just not a big deal to women. Many of us cannot form cleavage no matter how large our breasts are, and I am unaware of any adult women who have received complaints about a lack of cleavage.

This just seems to reaffirm how fetishized womanhood is to the trannies.
 
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He thinks his YouTube channel is "shadowbanned". Couldn't possibly be that no one's watching because the content is boring shit.

Also, "please share this around"? Why? You think everyone on the internet needs to know you have the sad feels, because you're just that important? Narcissist fuck. People who give a shit can just go to your Twitter feed and see the pinned tweet.
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A certain Persian lady who thought that did something pretty nasty at the YouTube HQ.
YouTube better watch out for a hunchbacked eunuch wearing a dress with an AR-15.
 
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Big Al's Famous Pork said:
This is the first time in Lucas' life that someone told him no.
That's the reason why he's in the abysmal state that he's in.
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No, the first time was when announced to his parents he was a woman and they were like "uh no you're not". He took a bunch of pills and bullied them into submission with his failed suicide attempt.

Let's hope history doesn't repeat itself.
 
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Pitbull Victim said:
The 2-6 hard cuts per sentence (which I'm assuming is to take out the constant dead air) is some of the most jarring shit I have ever seen. Keffals' 40 minutes of (figuratively) blowing himself and the movie Natural Born Killers are the only things I've seen edited in such a way.

Some other shit:

About 25 minutes in - "Kiwi Farms users" are "young", "alone" and have "fallen in with a bad crowd" likes we're the fucking Bloods or some shit lol. Also everyone who is mean to Lucas is only doing it because they see him as "better than them."

26 minutes - "Sites like Kiwi Farms were the bastion of the Internet that I knew as a child. Joshua Moon even said as much. I think he is one or two years older." The site is "basically a time capsule" that "can't exist in today's world." These coddled fuckheads not only support corporate censorship, they view it as inevitable.

About 31:30 - Keffals has "anhedonia - the inability to feel pleasure" - yeah homie you cut your dick off.
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Who the fuck here is young? Pretty sure if you had to do a poll this place would have an average age of 35. Maybe 40 thanks to the Korean War vets Johnny, Uncle Joe and the pickle.
 
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