Dramacow Cyrus Kiss / Bewildered Ape - Giving new meaning to "I was just pretending to be retarded"

[Charles A. Woodward]

I think I forgot to post this one. Hes special.

LOL @Bewildered Ape have you ever been in physical confrontation?

 

[Bewildered Ape]

I think I forgot to post this one. Hes special.

You "think" you forgot? You would know or not you attention whore.

Interesting thing about that is I talked to Shytlord and we negotiated a truce. You on the other hand seem to be into the tribalism thing.

 

[jennymcpoopypants]

Ape! There's a smartphone app that can lay an ape face over your own in real time - much better than the animation. You might consider a bit of a scenography setup in order to use this, but it would make the vid production much less painstaking I imagine.

Link please

What's on sale this month at Harvey Norman and what sort of staff discount do you get o great philosopher?

Your mom told me bathroom towels, after I fucked her last night.

I think I forgot to post this one. Hes special.

Is it that you've never been diagnosed with sperg diseases?

 

[Bewildered Ape]

Link please

Please don't encourage his faux-concern.

Is it that you've never been diagnosed with sperg diseases?

He's attention whoring.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

He's attention whoring.

If you're gonna say somebody's attention whoring, probably not best to do it over multiple posts.

 

[Bewildered Ape]

If you're gonna say somebody's attention whoring, probably not best to do it over multiple posts.

I'm a lolcow. I can do whatever I want in this thread. Etiquette and rules are for you fools.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

I'm a lolcow. I can do whatever I want in this thread. Etiquette and rules are for you fools.

Well... I mean, I can't say you're wrong.

 

[AnOminous]

I love this thread.

 

[Ausyarr]

Is it that you've never been diagnosed with sperg diseases?

I've never been "verified".

Add TAA to list of youtubers Jenny has been "Drawn too". The Amazing Atheist, Armoured Skeptic, Sargon of Akkad, Thunderf00t and Dick Coughlan.
Starts @ 11m8s, Summary: Jenny wanted to win a competition so she had to make a video about how awesome TAA is.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

LOL @Bewildered Ape have you ever been in physical confrontation?

Take a good look at my avatar image. That's the jowly face of someone that would cry if they were slapped hard across their chubby face.

 

[MostPeculiar]

Please don't encourage his faux-concern.

You would be surprised at so many things.

 

[WeedFaggot024]

what the hell is happening in this thred​

 

[Chemical snorfare]

what the hell is happening in this thred

The streams have crossed

 

[Bewildered Ape]

what the hell is happening in this thred​

A friendly warning, you need to correct typos in your post before you trigger CyrusKissFanClub. "Thread" not "Thred".

 

[chimpburgers]

what the hell is happening in this thred​

Autism. Always. Don't forget it. It doesn't matter from who, that's what it is.

 

[The Partyvan]

Hey Cyrus

I know you and Jenny have a vision and you are trying your best to see it through. You two have put a lot of work into all of this, but let's look at where you are at this point. Things aren't working out too well and it may be time for you to consider if any of this is even worth your time at this point.

Your efforts in all this have led to most of your associates rejecting you and the only place you have left to turn is this message board. This isn't a matter of concern for you because your focus is on trolling, not contributing to your community. People here don't really care much about that, as long as you put up a fight with them then they can farm posrates Both you and the users we would be better off without have benefitted from suspending disbelief and accepting your low-level trolling. The act gained attention of a general audience, but most people who lurk it enjoy seeing both you and users make fools of one another. You're just another sperg in a fishbowl and frankly nothing special.

You and Jenny have no real message anymore. All the videos and communication on this message board are directed so that you can keep fighting. If you believed in any sort of message you would discuss it with the people who are respectful of you. No one here respects you or cares about you, and why should they? I cannot think of a time you said something prolific, novel or thought-provoking. Sure you can duke it out with spergs on a message board well, but that just goes to show that your focus is flaming discussions and not proposing new ideas.

So take a step back. What do you really think was your greatest accomplishment in this? Arguing with people who will argue with anyone? If you think that you are special, watch any thread where a lolcow shows up. Look at our Fit Vegan Ginger thread. All you need to do is be a warm body and our retards will shitpost at you. Feel free to continue, but the majority of the people in this thread will continue to throw one-liners for posrates and you will continue to collaborate and make difficult the most simplest task. For all the hard work you and Jenny have put in, you have accomplished nothing more than what mentally disabled, psychologically troubled autists accomplish just by registering. Roll that around the next time you two get together and plot out how to be retarded online. The irony is that you never needed a plan to begin with.

 

[WeedFaggot024]

The streams have crossed

I have crossed into the bearenstain universe​

 

[MostPeculiar]

snip.

@The Partyvan Heartfelt welcome to the condemnedly retarded message boards you seem already familiar with!

 

[Bewildered Ape]

Hey Cyrus

I know you and Jenny have a vision and you are trying your best to see it through. You two have put a lot of work into all of this, but let's look at where you are at this point. Things aren't working out too well and it may be time for you to consider if any of this is even worth your time at this point.

Your efforts in all this have led to most of your associates rejecting you and the only place you have left to turn is this message board. This isn't a matter of concern for you because your focus is on trolling, not contributing to your community. People here don't really care much about that, as long as you put up a fight with them then they can farm posrates Both you and the users we would be better off without have benefitted from suspending disbelief and accepting your low-level trolling. The act gained attention of a general audience, but most people who lurk it enjoy seeing both you and users make fools of one another. You're just another sperg in a fishbowl and frankly nothing special.

You and Jenny have no real message anymore. All the videos and communication on this message board are directed so that you can keep fighting. If you believed in any sort of message you would discuss it with the people who are respectful of you. No one here respects you or cares about you, and why should they? I cannot think of a time you said something prolific, novel or thought-provoking. Sure you can duke it out with spergs on a message board well, but that just goes to show that your focus is flaming discussions and not proposing new ideas.

So take a step back. What do you really think was your greatest accomplishment in this? Arguing with people who will argue with anyone? If you think that you are special, watch any thread where a lolcow shows up. Look at our Fit Vegan Ginger thread. All you need to do is be a warm body and our retards will shitpost at you. Feel free to continue, but the majority of the people in this thread will continue to throw one-liners for posrates and you will continue to collaborate and make difficult the most simplest task. For all the hard work you and Jenny have put in, you have accomplished nothing more than what mentally disabled, psychologically troubled autists accomplish just by registering. Roll that around the next time you two get together and plot out how to be retarded online. The irony is that you never needed a plan to begin with.

Awesome, another armchair critic who is going to tell a lolcow what to do.

You do know that Jenny and I are verified right? Why would you try to advise or modify a lolcows behaviour?

I'm assuming that you are either a lolcow that does not warrant verification, or like many here who give us advice, you really don't believe Jenny and I are lolcows but instead are using kiwifarms in attempt to shame us into behaving differently than we currently are.

Also, I don't need to take a step back, I made accomplishments in exposing who are lolcows and spergs on this forum (which now includes you), but haven't done anything in their own lives to warrant a thread.

BTW... the lack of respect is mutual. I don't seek respect from anyone here, nor do I give any.

Now, along with many others here, I assume you have deluded yourself into believing that you are somehow better me. But the fact you are even trying to reason with me, exposes you as a lolcow. When people claim to be here to laugh at lolcows, and then give lolcow advice, they really need to consider what they are doing.

In future, and this goes to all the autistic people here who give advice and debate with any lolcows here: If you advise or debate with a lolcow it makes you lolcow.

 

[Cthulu]

haven't done anything in their own lives to warrant a thread

I beg to differ

Now, along with many others here, I assume you have deluded yourself into believing that you are somehow better me. But the fact you are even trying to reason with me, exposes you as a lolcow. When people claim to be here to laugh at lolcows, and then give lolcow advice, they really need to consider what they are doing

top lel. You are right there.

In future, and this goes to all the autistic people here who give advice and debate with any lolcows here: If you advise or debate with a lolcow it makes you lolcow.

Some do debate you just to see you chimp. It's not a problem. You missed the point here. Some of these people are getting mad over it. That makes them as lolcow as you. LOL at getting mad over the internet.