Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[DrNow]

I've gotta say, that Janke girl who encouraged a neurodivergent transwoman to continue raping his senile mother has gotta be glad for the Stinkditch. Took the heat off her big time.

 

[ForTheHoard]

He got Google to change his summary photo when you search "keffals" to his e-thot picture.

It's not even a flattering picture of his face. It's just the one shot where his Quatto tits are smashed together the most.

 

[namvata]

hey we can post on this thing again? Congrats lucas you made it to 2690 pages!

 

[AnOminous]

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Reposted. Seemed highly relevant.

Too bad Luke, you're never growing your dick back.

Lucas declared victory and left Elliot to fight alone, without the support of Lucas' army of twitterfags.

Elliot has super narc injury that he thought he was using Luke like a marionette and meanwhile Luke was just using him to get $100k for free and waltzing off with it, leaving Elliot to seethe and mald forevermore.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Destiny epitomizes "The enemy of my enemy" bullshit. He's such a cucked, tranny cheerleading faggot, and yet I still want him to take Lucas to the cleaners in court. Lucas forgot the most important part of fifteen minutes of fame. He's not the one in charge, the media and 'community' are, and now that they don't want to see his agp smirk anymore, he's coping as hard as he can.

If you feel any pity for this sack of shit, remember that he literally wished we were all dead, and not in the funny haha millennial way. Lucas is someone who will never positively contribute to society ever again, if he ever did. Every breath he takes is one stolen from the rest of the world at best, and ruining some child's life by guiding them to illegal chinese drugs and the promise of a better tomorrow if only they chop off their dick at worst.

Lucas will never face the judgement he truly deserves, and the only suitable punishment, is him spending the rest of his life in abject misery, pain, and total isolation.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Those who are older can relate to this....
Think about what you thought was cool ten years ago. Fifteen years ago. Twenty years ago. How much of that do you still view as cool, how much are you indifferent to and how much makes you cringe and regret?
Now imagine one of these things is actually removing your junk. Replacing any chance at sexual pleasure or having a family with having to keep a surgical wound open every day. What a fucking life.
Good luck to you Lucas. If you live that long, I hope you remember this post in ten years.

 

[Sithis]

https://twitter.com/WSBChairman/status/1588973918379200512

Imagine a future where it gets out that some of the funds from the GoFundMe went to buying Lucas a checkmark. Will that reality into existence.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Those who are older can relate to this....
Think about what you thought was cool ten years ago. Fifteen years ago. Twenty years ago. How much of that do you still view as cool, how much are you indifferent to and how much makes you cringe and regret?
Now imagine one of these things is actually removing your junk. Replacing any chance at sexual pleasure or having a family with having to keep a surgical wound open every day. What a fucking life.
Good luck to you Lucas. If you live that long, I hope you remember this post in ten years.

I almost miss the big fad being cringey emo kids with greasy bangs. At least you can cut off as much hair as you want and it'll probably grow back.

 

[retard strength]

Sure, you can get mad at the kid for doing all these things and even punch him for it, but at the end, you know he's never gonna be more than a sperg who can't do better than shit on your floor and that's where the pity comes from. Same for Lucas. Mock him, insult him, even feel mad because he's causing KF being so unstable, but he won't do ever do more than shit on the floor and eat it. Once you remember that, you can do the one thing he doesn't want you to feel: a mix of pity and amusement, literally laugh at this fucker.

He encouraged confused depressed children to identify as transsexual then connected them to an online directory he funded (and was/is hosted by a fuck buddy) that teaches kids how to buy cryptocurrency online so they can consume and inject themselves with not-for-human-consumption hormone chemicals mixed by some Brazilian catboy-wannabe faggot in his hovel to simulate HRT without their parents notice or medical oversight. He double-downed on this and bragged with his fuck buddy about a thousand minors on DIY HRT and "transing your kids".

I pity the retard hitting himself or his fellow retards and teachers and school resource officers when his iPad battery gets low. I do not pity Lucas the Child Groomer. I will continue to laugh at him.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Remember this is the faggot who said if he got any of our dox he would do everything he could to ruin our lives. Your sympathy is misplaced on this bald goblin.

That fucking prolapsed urethra is something else, I've never seen one quite so horrifying.

He's a narcissist bro they never kill themselves. At the most they snap and try and take people with them, but they never just self delete.
That said if he does after all the trouble he caused Null he could at least follow the example of another fat, bald creepy man and take the Bjork Stalker idea into the 21st century and livestream it for our amusment.
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[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

He got Google to change his summary photo when you search "keffals" to his e-thot picture.
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It's not even a flattering picture of his face. It's just the one shot where his Quatto tits are smashed together the most.

you can see the third middle boob because his surgeon did such a shit job

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

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Reposted. Seemed highly relevant.

What a powerful juxtaposition. You can really see the madness in Lucas' stare, his entire presence.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Too bad Luke, you're never growing your dick back.

Elliot has super narc injury that he thought he was using Luke like a marionette and meanwhile Luke was just using him to get $100k for free and waltzing off with it, leaving Elliot to seethe and mald forevermore.

Elliott and Fallout 76 faggot thought they had found their secret weapon against the kiwi farms. Only they chose a lazy hunchbacked neet only in it for money and that precious Tweeter checkmark.


Once our man Luke got those, the mango ranch was important, leaving Elliot and his Robert Z’Dar chin to seethe and dilate while we make fun of him and document his rapeface antics.

 

[coomer mcgee]

Aint no way this "ex" Junkie isnt spending that money on drugs.

Could this be a rehab storyline? The writers are keeping me guessing this season.

From the 10/24 stream:

"This is going to be- I think- This is gonna be a bit of an adjustment period for me I think because… the fight’s over. We’re all going home and trying to learn how to adjust to a life after."

Private Lucas Roberts reports back from the battlefields of #DropKiwiFarms, battered and shell-shocked. He searches for some semblance of his previous life, yet it’s not to be found anywhere he looks. He searches and searches and naught is to be discovered. He thinks back to his old life. He thinks and thinks. And then, suddenly, he remembers — the heroin. He shudders. “I mustn’t go back,” he thinks to himself. But then he remembers those days on the battlefield. How life was simple when he was lying on floor doing hospital heroin. He smiles. Deep down he knows, “I must go back.”

Also, so this is not a completely gay post lol, Keffals tried this "internet hiatus" thing a couple weeks back. It lasted a complete total of 40 hours before he came back to post """thirst""" traps.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Elliott and Fallout 76 faggot thought they had found their secret weapon against the kiwi farms. Only they chose a lazy hunchbacked neet only in it for money and that precious Tweeter checkmark.


Once our man Luke got those, the mango ranch was important, leaving Elliot and his Robert Z’Dar chin to seethe and dilate while we make fun of him and document his rapeface antics.

Never forget.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Never forget.
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Scariest thing is in that picture Lucas probably looks the most normal but thats easy when the competition is crackhead Tommy Wisseau and the Chin that ate the Left Coast.

 

[Trig.Point]

Twitch is a poor fit for Keffals particular type of grifting, it's not just that his streams are unwatchable, Twitch viewers actively monitor their subscriptions/memberships and expect to get something for it.

He should have concentrated on boosting his Patreon during his 'muh life is in danger' arc, trying to get trans allies subscribe for a few dollars and then forget they'd done it.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Private Lucas Roberts reports back from the battlefields of #DropKiwiFarms, battered and shell-shocked. He searches for some semblance of his previous life, yet it’s not to be found anywhere he looks. He searches and searches and naught is to be discovered. He thinks back to his old life. He thinks and thinks.

Nothing quite like stinktrench warfare...

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Is it too early to invite Keffals to become a Farmer?
He could shitpost here all he wanted and the worst that would happen is someone would call him a nigger faggot an give him mean stickies...
He would be treated a whole lot better here than he is by his so-called troonish allies.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

I almost miss the big fad being cringey emo kids with greasy bangs. At least you can cut off as much hair as you want and it'll probably grow back.

A piercing can be removed. A tattoo can be removed (hurts like a motherfucker but can be done).
Nothing on this planet will ever make Lucas either a man or a woman. He is a thing. An unhappy, drug addicted thing with no future and no hope.
Even the most autistic of Farmers has a better chance than that.