Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[cerulean hydra]

Does it cost extra for the just right doctor that'll go along with whatever you say and write whatever scripts you want? Those charge extra here too.

When he first started tweeting about how much therapy was costing him, I did a search of a bunch of therapists in his area, including "the right" trans-positive therapists. They were all far lower than the number he was quoting. It did match a number quoted in a news article about the rising cost of therapy in Canada, but not for his area.

Whole "I'm going to therapy and it's expensive" was just part of the grift to get more money. He didn't even bother doing the minimum amount of research to find accurate prices.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

a Floydian slip

It's all right, I'm OK now. I going to church every Sunday and I finna turn my life around and take care of my kids.

 

[RotPockets]

Could be worse, at least you could breathe.

Spoiler: I can’t swim

 

[Stochastic Terrorist]

I am glad that this story has a happy ending, farms are more robust than ever, the villain is left a broken, gibbering husk on the verge of suicide.

Sorry to disappoint you but it's Liz Fong-Jones who's the real villain, Keffals was only his much-required conduit. With Keffals out, Fong-Jones is probably back to seething impotently but he is not defeated yet. It's like when Sauron lost his ring.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Never forget.
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Lol the look on Johnny Fallouts face never ceases to make me chuckle. Thats a guy with issues.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So we have more or less positive verification that the twitter verification process is not based on actually verifying your identity but paying out the ass. This will come as a shock to you all, I'm sure.

https://twitter.com/WSBChairman/status/1588979885107970050

Chairman on Twitter: "@elonmusk @BillyM2k Most people upset about bei…

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How much of his money from selling trooshine to little boys did Lucas pay to get his checkmark in such a hurry? Can our boy even afford the $8 a month to keep it up when all interest in him dries up by February?

 

[Caped Baldman]

Lucas' thirst traps somehow manage to be more disgusting to look at than his usual mouldy bread complexion.

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry to disappoint you but it's Liz Fong-Jones who's the real villain, Keffals was only his much-required conduit. With Keffals out, Fong-Jones is probably back to seething impotently but he is not defeated yet. It's like when Sauron lost his ring.

Dong-Gone may be the one attacking our site, but Keffals is the one molesting kids with troon brainwashing and toxic chemicals.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

the more i think about it the more i start to see keffals was used just like so many others in the trans community. they really do just eat their own every single time. if twitter ends up dying or losing its importance because of the stuff with elon or whatever what does keffals have? nothing. his ratios were because of twitter bots and random people who would see them and join in. his views on every other platform are quite lacking.
without twitter keffals is worthless. hes just another random person talking about the same stuff so many other people talk about as well. the only unique thing he has is that hes trans and even then what does that matter when you have the personality of a cardboard box.

also i feel its worth pointing out that keffals used the gofundme money to buy a streaming backpack only used it once and then stopped streaming. he really does spend money like its nothing.

 

[Brutality]

so i went for a stroll in Lucas' discord again and came across this guy, on the surface he doesn't seem very interesting. so I pay his public display of ass kissing little mind

However, within one scroll down I see this self promotion message with a link to his fanfiction account, so i decided to take a look inside

Account / Archive
upon looking at what he's written I see he's got his own personal journal of sorts, so I have a skim, and I shit you not the Second entry is about how some guy is accusing him of being antisemitic

Post / Archive
This is only a surface level dive at this moment, If anyone else is interested feel free to pan for gold along with me lol

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

This losing account shit is kind of pathetic. You were warned not to use burner accounts. You lost your achievements due to poor choices just like me and everyone else.

Had to move my email off of lolcow email. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

so i went for a stroll in Lucas' discord again and came across this guy, on the surface he doesn't seem very interesting. so I pay his public display of ass kissing little mind
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However, within one scroll down I see this self promotion message with a link to his fanfiction account, so i decided to take a look inside
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Account / Archive
upon looking at what he's written I see he's got his own personal journal of sorts, so I have a skim, and I shit you not the Second entry is about how some guy is accusing him of being antisemitic
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Post / Archive
This is only a surface level dive at this moment, If anyone else is interested feel free to pan for gold along with me lol

I am done with the internet for this evening.

 

[Oxyjen]

Just spitballing here but the Canadian cops have had that copy of Lucas’s hard drive for a while now, do we think this sudden hiatus could mean he’s had in invitation to come for a chat and is fearing the worst?

 

[CEO of Pickles]

so i went for a stroll in Lucas' discord again and came across this guy, on the surface he doesn't seem very interesting. so I pay his public display of ass kissing little mind
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However, within one scroll down I see this self promotion message with a link to his fanfiction account, so i decided to take a look inside
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Account / Archive
upon looking at what he's written I see he's got his own personal journal of sorts, so I have a skim, and I shit you not the Second entry is about how some guy is accusing him of being antisemitic
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Post / Archive
This is only a surface level dive at this moment, If anyone else is interested feel free to pan for gold along with me lol

Fanfiction Horrors thread found them earlier because their Death Note fanfiction which featured Null as the main character's first kill.

Source (Archive)

Null please read this on stream. It's hilarious.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

I see a lot of people saying Lucas won't kill himself because he's a narcissist, and narcissists never kill themselves. They do, usually as the ultimate power move against their victims. They do it primarily out of spite, especially when they've been rejected by their favorite person (or persons). But the main thing about narcissists, that many people are often unaware of, is that they're deeply and utterly ashamed of who they are, they know they're flawed, horrible people. Because they're so desperate for love, affection and admiration, they will usually crawl out of their personal gutters over and over again to find new blood to feed on. Occasionally they will kill themselves because of the overwhelming feelings of shame and worthlessness, but it's often when they have absolutely no one and nothing to fall back on. Even if there's only one person in their life who hasn't cut them off completely, even if that person only fights with them and tells them they're a piece of shit, they'll claw and scratch for any attention they can get.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Destiny is still suing Lucas. Talking about him got banned in Destiny's community, this is the first update in weeks.
Lucas better be ready to spend some of his scammed 100k on a lawyer.
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God DAMN! Destiny straight up murders keffals in just a few sentences.

Hey lucass, you may never be a woman, but you should take these words to your quickly approaching and hopefully shallow grave.

"You're nothing. You're boring as fuck. You're stupid. You have no *cunt*ent. Nobody likes you. And all you get is some twitter engagement. Get fucked."

 

[AltisticRight]

Destiny epitomizes "The enemy of my enemy" bullshit. He's such a cucked, tranny cheerleading faggot, and yet I still want him to take Lucas to the cleaners in court. Lucas forgot the most important part of fifteen minutes of fame. He's not the one in charge, the media and 'community' are, and now that they don't want to see his agp smirk anymore, he's coping as hard as he can.

If you feel any pity for this sack of shit, remember that he literally wished we were all dead, and not in the funny haha millennial way. Lucas is someone who will never positively contribute to society ever again, if he ever did. Every breath he takes is one stolen from the rest of the world at best, and ruining some child's life by guiding them to illegal chinese drugs and the promise of a better tomorrow if only they chop off their dick at worst.

Lucas will never face the judgement he truly deserves, and the only suitable punishment, is him spending the rest of his life in abject misery, pain, and total isolation.

Destiny booted Max Karson "Mr Girl" the sobbing paedophile from his "community", so no one should have any problems supporting him.

 

[Bogliacci]

Just spitballing here but the Canadian cops have had that copy of Lucas’s hard drive for a while now, do we think this sudden hiatus could mean he’s had in invitation to come for a chat and is fearing the worst?

Literally nothing is going to come of that holy shit. It's canada, keffals is a faggot tranny. Put two and two together.

 

[RotPockets]

Had to move my email off of lolcow email. Thanks for the reminder.

If you have an iPhone use Hide My Email, it’s infinite disposable emails that forward to your main account. You can deactivate, reactivate, or delete them as necessary. I create a new one every time I sign up for anything, and using Strong Password keeps those unique for each site while also saving them so you don’t have to remember shit.

 

[Ndnd]

Literally nothing is going to come of that holy shit. It's canada, keffals is a faggot tranny. Put two and two together.

Exactly. Unless you’re a trucker with the Freedom Convoy, the cops aren’t going to do fuck all.