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Is there any evidence that he drinks alcohol?
He smokes weed and huffs copium, but would he drink beer or sugary tart fuel?
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Is there any evidence that he drinks alcohol?
He smokes weed and huffs copium, but would he drink beer or sugary tart fuel?
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I wonder if "little" was more acceptable in the mainstream (God, please don't let that happen) Kevin might've gone with that before the trans thing. The cozy adult infancy seems to be more important to him than apeing femininity.
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Looks like it' s time to fire up Twitch if Kevin takes up streaming again. Might be fun to see him fail and tardrage at games.
PuddIeduck
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Kevin says they're moving in 6 months. Sorry, I mean "expanding". We will see.
But he specifically says "the new ranch location", so could be a slip on his part or just mean the addition.
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"if being even slightly known online was going to be the thing I do for social capital ... Later I found out this is a horrible idea for infosec"
Gee, ya think?
edit: Somewhere there's an alternate more self-aware Kevin tweeting: "if being even slightly with an AmHole instead of my penis was going to be the thing I do for cooming capital ... Later I found out this is a horrible idea for cooming"
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"I'm gonna be much easier to fuck once my revision heals up"
"I can be pretty good at networking"
Kevin's networking prowess:
"Our GoFundMe is off to a great start!" "$378 USD raised of $45,000 goal • 12 donors"
"I'm way cooler than I thought"
"dude I used to have a dick how wild is that"
Big brain toy sperging
Twitter anxiety
More networking
"I can be pretty good at networking"
Kevin's networking prowess:
"Our GoFundMe is off to a great start!" "$378 USD raised of $45,000 goal • 12 donors"
"I'm way cooler than I thought"
"dude I used to have a dick how wild is that"
Big brain toy sperging
Twitter anxiety
More networking
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Maybe 2023 will be the year Kevin gets fucked in his amhole? Also, how many GoFundmes are we up to, now? Like 4 or 5?
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In a post capitalist society, kevvie would be worked to death, exiled or just plain shot for being a useless parasite.
Even in a benign one, he still has no useful skills or traits.
A young uneducated, untrained, mother would be far more useful as obviously producing fresh people and could work in nurture of her own and other offspring for the cause.
An elderly man would have certain wisdoms and can be placed in overseeing roles which don’t require much physical labor.
Kevin’s only “skill” is “networking”, but surely a post capitalist society wouldn’t need connections and relationships to be formed as people would just speak to the officials in charge of requirements.
Attempting to farm alpacas and being a lump near to an incompetent carpenter don’t seem like a vital skill set.
Maybe, if he is lucky, there would be a need for a living sample for testing plastic surgeries?
Thumb Butler
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$45,000 goal?!...
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That's what all of these modern day 'commies' and 'anarchists' don't understand- if all you do is grift and become a leech on the government teat, you'll be the first against the wall or, at the least, put to work. If capitalism ever collapses (ha), there will be no room for giant man babies in dresses and their 2 tons of plastic crap
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Wow how wild, there's such a huge shortage of self-important troons around.
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I love that he's envisioning a post capitalist society where kindly comrades will say "honey don't you think you have enough toys?" instead of people being like "you're a fucking adult, why do you have toys at all? go out and do some work you fucking parasite!"
Also love that this utopian society still relies heavily on plastic, he can't even imagine a fantasy future where everything isn't made out of cheap plastic.
Also love that this utopian society still relies heavily on plastic, he can't even imagine a fantasy future where everything isn't made out of cheap plastic.
BScCollateral
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Give him a point for dimly realizing socialism means his toys get confiscated and recycled for platic flatware. Most socialists think they're so impoversihed they're going to get charity.
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Are they planning to fund the entire tranch expansion through a GFM or do they have some kind of side grift to raise money? Surely they haven't saved up enough from doing odd jobs around the county, especially given the abysmal state of everything else around the place.
Kevin's revolutionary vision for a post-capitalist society fails to account (among other things) for the fact that neither he nor the rest of the tranchers are "working class" by definition - if anything, they're kulak landowners or petite bourgeoise given their "employment" of the outdoor troons. Thus, they are also first in line to be shot by the nearest Red Guard squad, led by Commissars Bubba and Cleetus from the local steel mill.
Kevin's revolutionary vision for a post-capitalist society fails to account (among other things) for the fact that neither he nor the rest of the tranchers are "working class" by definition - if anything, they're kulak landowners or petite bourgeoise given their "employment" of the outdoor troons. Thus, they are also first in line to be shot by the nearest Red Guard squad, led by Commissars Bubba and Cleetus from the local steel mill.
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"It's forever bizarre to have existed on this site ... but no method of verifying [myself]"
"Though, if it's all the same to Mr. Mustrat ... Not leaving unless they make me! Just seems as if the new boss of Twitter is hellbent on destroying this place"
Dude, the only thing that's happened so far is that he's proposed giving you what you just said you want for only $8 a month. I know it hurts you but just try thinking for yourself every so often, Kevin. You know, like you do whenever a slave wants to use a monitor or have some Hawaiian Punch.
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Would not drink- Kevin is 100% consuming that Hawaiian Punch straight from the gallon jug.
Longdrink
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Wasn't there some kind of problem with his medical care or something, because Kevin was too anxious to make one phone call? Also he hides in his room whenever visitors come to tranch, even if he knows them and is friends with beforehand. His "networking skills" are just tweeting and maybe writing emails, probably using inappropriate language for official business.
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I bet the only email he's written is to try and get free shit (cons, etc), and even that's a stretch to believe.