Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Archived for posterity (i have just cut off the fucking 30 mins long "ZOMG STREAM WILL START SOON UWU", but kept in him fucking up setting up his stream, because seeing Lucas struggle with anything is fucking hilarious):
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High quality upload to Odysee: https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/lucasneedsmoneyrofl:7
Christ watching him struggle to set things up was painful, chats not working, camera overheats, mic volume tanks... he's such a fucking boomer he makes fucking Metokur look like an acomplished technical specialist.
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He's still taking the "Twitch Streamer" extremly literally, shucking and jiving like he's on meth lol.
 
Christ watching him struggle to set things up was painful, chats not working, camera overheats, mic volume tanks... he's such a fucking boomer he makes fucking Metokur look like an acomplished technical specialist.
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He's still taking the "Twitch Streamer" extremly literally, shucking and jiving like he's on meth lol.
Yeah, he's been doing this for a while, but seems to fail at setting up everything pretty much every stream. It's almost sad to see him fail at everything (if it wasn't so funny, YWNBAW Lucas)
 
Yeah, he's been doing this for a while, but seems to fail at setting up everything pretty much every stream. It's almost sad to see him fail at everything (if it wasn't so funny, YWNBAW Lucas)
Its fucking reprehensible lol this is supposed to be his job :story: he's been doing it for years at this point and he still has the same issues every single stream. I know estrogen causes brain fog in males, and Lucas talks like he's doped on Benzo's or smack (or both) maybe thats why he seems to react at ultra slow speed to everything. I'm not sitting through and hour of dead air Lucas doing his Tonksaw impression, did he at least get his chat working?
 
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Lmfao a lolsuit against the Forum means every bit of the shit he's so ashamed of in the OP will be entered into the public record, all the Fart Porn, the grooming of minors in his discord, him proudly sponsoring totally illegal supply of HRT across international borders, not to mention his repeated lies, his antisemitic Twitter rants, every distasteful and shady thing he's done, all backed by evidence being entered into Court records.
If Lucas thinks a lolsuit will be good for him he more deusional than ever.

Oh man forgot about that ‘apartheid pussy’ tweet. They think they can police the Internet and still keep their shitposting privileges.
 
If he does sue KF, there is a more than zero chance his fart porn will end up in the court records....forever.
Very doubtful. His legal team will fight tooth and nail to make things like that inadmissible and irrelevant in any case. And for good reason.
I mean, come on, as much as I'd love to see his dirty laundry displayed in a court of law, we have to be reasonable - the porn footage itself is 100% irrelevant. Hell, even mention of the footage would be irrelevant since any lawyer worth their salt would be able to explain to their client that posting public, consensual and legal pornography their client made is not "revenge porn" or illegal in any way. No party would have any reason to bring up his fake fart porn in court.
 
Lucas may never be a woman, but he certainly skinwalks like one. This looks like a Transsexual Prostitute, it  might trick a shitfaced drunk man. But anyone whos sober knows what the fuck's up

Nice Job covering your Baldspot and Mayo Moobs though. Next you should take care of that 5 o' clock shadow
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Very doubtful. His legal team will fight tooth and nail to make things like that inadmissible and irrelevant in any case. And for good reason.
I mean, come on, as much as I'd love to see his dirty laundry displayed in a court of law, we have to be reasonable - the porn footage itself is 100% irrelevant. Hell, even mention of the footage would be irrelevant since any lawyer worth their salt would be able to explain to their client that posting public, consensual and legal pornography their client made is not "revenge porn" or illegal in any way. No party would have any reason to bring up his fake fart porn in court.
I guess I just kind of figured that if he would be suing for defamation cause we call him a gross porn star(among many other things) it might be used to impeach his testimony. I know it's unlikely, but it's not a zero chance. And help me out, legal kiwis. I forget whether or not this troon CANADIAN faggot can actually sue the proud, American KF. I vaguely remember the Speech Act preventing him from getting KF under Maple Syrup speech laws, but what are his other options?
 
Very doubtful. His legal team will fight tooth and nail to make things like that inadmissible and irrelevant in any case. And for good reason.
I mean, come on, as much as I'd love to see his dirty laundry displayed in a court of law, we have to be reasonable - the porn footage itself is 100% irrelevant. Hell, even mention of the footage would be irrelevant since any lawyer worth their salt would be able to explain to their client that posting public, consensual and legal pornography their client made is not "revenge porn" or illegal in any way. No party would have any reason to bring up his fake fart porn in court.
At one point he falsely claimed it was revenge porn though. Seems relevant in establishing a pattern.
 
[2022-11-05 02:20:19 UTC] keffals: I put my heart and soul and tears and pushed myself to my limits mentally and physically and my reward for that is watching as so-called "progressives" shit all over me because they don't like a take that I don't even have that they fucking made up due to a lack of context.


Holy shit how crazy is that? No way. If only we could coin a term or phrase for this kind of thing. Maybe something like "Getting Rekieta'd"?

Then we could have some sort of picture, maybe a screenshot of social media? Something about stop being cocky?

I've never seen someone so completely and utterly un-self aware.
 
At one point he falsely claimed it was revenge porn though. Seems relevant in establishing a pattern.
He did, but he said that on his own and without legal counsel. A lawyer would know that this is definitely not a case of revenge porn.
On the other hand of course, we can't discount greedy (or, well, bad) lawyers who would try to take on this failure of a case just to grab a few shekels, and ultimately lose.
 
Patreon stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73W0R_3ysxs ("Legal Updates & More")

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Summary:

Lucas says he is talking with lawyers, but has made no actual progress in his legal case, because he was too busy breaking up with his fiancé and unpacking in his new apartment.

He can't say who he wants to sue or for what, because that person would destroy evidence.

"When this finally goes through and I can talk about it, everyone is going to be very excited". He wants that to happen in December or January.

"Once it begins, it's gonna take up a portion of my life potentially for years."

How confident is Lucas in his legal case? Let's ask him.

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Lucas also says he won a Woman of the Year award from "one of Canada's biggest magazines".
Wasted my $3 this morning getting that link to post and someone already beat me to it lol oh well. Here's my summary and selected quotes of the first 40 or so minutes:

>Talking about legal plans and taking his hiatus
>Tweetdeck tweets are from his “team”, he can’t handle looking at twitter
>Describes going to Ireland, the US, and back to Canada to move as “I have gone through the fucking gauntlet”
>”I’ll start with the legal updates because, when I say things have been a lot, that is a lot”
>”The process of taking legal action is actually incredibly long and navigating it is very hard”

Legal plans
>Can’t name the party he wants to take legal action against until the process of discovery has already happened
>First step is to collect evidence and you don’t want to name them so they can’t destroy evidence
>Hired a security firm and signed an NDA with them who advised him he could safely travel to twitchcon because the heat had died down
>Had to figure out how to dox-proof his place. He’s so paranoid lmao.

>Mentions he broke up with his fiancé
>Keffals broke up with Alex
>Keffals wanted to break up
>He’s happy he did it, he’s very happy he’s single
>All this was mentioned to explain why it was hard for him to get to the point to where he could even focus on legal action (despite those deleted tweets with supposed legal docs dated around august 10th, hmmm)
>Now he’s going to be focusing on the legal things

>Timeline
>2 years to take legal action
>Wants to start before the end of the year
>Problem is he’s still in the process of collecting evidence and consulting his legal team
>Multiple routes can be taken depending on the evidence and the lawyers' confidence
>Multiple different parties were being considered for taking action against
>”When this finally goes through, and I can publicly talk about it, everyone’s going to be very excited watching this all take place.
>”The filing of the lawsuit will bring another round of media attention. Absolutely will. Like there’s no avoiding it. Especially because I- how do I say this without sounding insane? Through the swatting, I became one of the most high-profile transgender people in Canada. I actually won a woman of the year award from one of Canada’s biggest magazines.”

>”I’ve learned like that the unfortunate truth, I think subconsciously, they don’t view what happened to me as real. I’m under the impression that they think of it as content and they think of it as a story instead of a real occurrence that was traumatizing to go through”
>”Um, I feel pretty confident but the thing that is frustrating to me is that I would like it to start sooner, and I have no way of rushing it. It’s going to be a lengthy and costly process and once it begins its going to take up a portion of my life potentially for years. Like it’s just going to be a thing I deal with in the foreseeable future.
>”What I want people to know about me is I’m a silly, fun, sensitive person. So many people are under the impression I’m like this aggressive combative person. Some people even think I’m a sociopath. … When you’re backed into a corner — when people are attacking you. Especially when it happens really regularly, your body goes into fight or flight. … I always fight. Always. I never run way. I always fight. And I just hope people can see that about me.

And that's about as far as I made it. SemperFi for those who want to watch the rest
 
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He's Canadian and has no standing to sue null or the Farms in American courts, and as an American citizen (null) operating an American business (the Farms) on American soil on American hardware paid for with US dollars, he and the Farms are explicitly protected by federal law from libel, slander and defamation claims (and judgments) from abroad because it was recognized long ago that other countries spit on freedom of speech and are all to eager to go after Americans on witch hunts.

As for whether his shitty pornography or the rest of his dirty laundry could be made public record in a lawsuit, and the argument that it's somehow "not related" to whatever case he thinks he can bring, I say "bunk." In the US, the truth is an affirmative defense against libel, slander and defamation claims. Since affirmative defenses require proof, that puts everything this worthless faggot has ever said or done right up there on the table. They'll need to bleach it once it's all over with.
 
[2022-11-05 03:36:30 UTC] keffals: also misogyny is a problem
[2022-11-05 03:36:40 UTC] keffals: cause everything i say will be received far worse than what any male will say
[2022-11-05 03:40:51 UTC] keffals: like i'll literally call keemstar a pedo
[2022-11-05 03:40:56 UTC] keffals: like basically every big commentary person does
[2022-11-05 03:41:07 UTC] keffals: and someone will say "looks like keffals wants attention again" and gets 5k likes
[2022-11-05 03:41:12 UTC] keffals: it's just misogyny

probably very /late on this but pretty sure a key part of misogyny is the belief that the 'target' is actually a woman. that doesn't exist, lucas, even in your hugbox
 
Here's the rest

>"before all the anti trans legislation that made me politics stream, I had just fun streams"
>"I'm a workaholic" lmfao
>"I do bureaucratic stuff, I'm a fucking nerd"
>"Is vaping a hobby, I think that's a hobby" :story:
*camera overheats again*
>"I'm working with the whiteleaf site team to build something for offline chat, a fan account could operate and people could raid into the community and watch videos or other streamers back and forth between offline chat"
*sperging about garry's mod*
>"This makes me feel like I have a purpose"
>"I'm meeting with two lawyers to start the process of discovery, then I can go forward"
>"I will not become a vtuber" thank fucking god
>"I've done nothing but play overwatch and lie in bed, I did a load of laundry once"
*spergs about lighting and camera angles, constantly fidgeting camera angle and lighting every 2 minutes*
>"No keffals merch incoming now" thank fucking god again

Plans for hiatus: off social media, off discord, people will post for him. He "can't take it" if people attack him on social media. Encouraging discord users to move to offline keffals.gg stream chat??? wtf.

>"I'm definitely not covering the midterm elections. Every time I try to do political coverage I get terrified. It's not like I have anything insightful or unique to add" no shit
*sperging about community solidarity and sticking together if they jump ship platform to platform*
>"People treat me unfairly online and debate the utilitarian value of my existence" no, people think you're fucking boring and question why you're worth their attention
>"I want to cover drama, when there's no stakes, just slap fights, fun drama. That's what we need more of."
>"You're 2 years clean off meth today, that's awesome. That's fucking hard."
*plans to stay off twitter at least a month, youtube video comments are crazy*
*camera dies again*
>"Ellen is coming middle of the month. She can fix my camera."

>"Everything's been crazy. I switched from shitposter to activist. We raised a quarter million dollars this year for trans people. We got kiwi farms deplatformed and were able to get them to act by my making myself a lightning rod for attacks so every time they attacked me it forced cloudflare to act."

*points out stream viewership numbers of 200 - 1000, is proud of it*
>"The site is totally off clearnet and you need a VPN to access it, never let them say it's still up because it's not" hmm, seems up on clearnet to me, bro
>"I have bills and rent to pay, now that I live all alone" what happened to that 100 grand
*lolsuit will proceed by january, he promises*

>"I've been enjoying getting new outfits and learning how to do makeup, I could teach trans people in my audience to do makeup, I prefer lash extensions actually" please do this, we can use something else pathetic and funny to laugh at

*adjusts mic* "Oh this is so much better, I felt like I was slouching before" :story:

*stands up, price tag still visible on his dress* Girl. Please just stop. The women of this forum could help you. They can't make you a real woman but they could help you be less of a failure at larping as one.

>"I barely knew about doxing or swatting, I barely knew about sim swapping, it's insane, how can people do such things"
>"Most people who are activists online just get into twitter fights and don't do anything productive" projecting much?
>"I like Liz, I wish she would stop doing... I would work with her, but I just hate her politics"
*shows off his titan key, camera dies again, spergs about how important people use this 2FA solution*
>"I'm not going to be gone too long, I like what I do"
*has no plans other than getting a couch and going to therapy*
*puts on cat ears and does neko pose*
*is already exhausted after doing a hour stream, is going to go eat and hide under weighted blanket*

TLDR: he's encouraging people to bail from his discord and just sit in the offline whiteleaf chat and chat there for some reason. Is he having a tiff with his discord mods? He still has no self awareness, and is promising a whole bunch of shit he'll likely never deliver because he's addicted to being the center of attention and controversy.
 
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