Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[A Sunset]

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His hulking refrigerator-built ass has NO WAIST.
Tsk, tsk, Luke. You continue to fail. Thanks for the entertainment though, and please keep it up!

Gross. Look at his fat gunt poking out from under that skirt. LMFAO you think skirt fits, stupid? I like how all his pants/skirts are high-waisted so he can pull it over his big fat rolls and attempt to hide it.

Also nice “invisible lat syndrome“ there, no woman walks like that with their hands and arms out. Wide-ass shoulders. He looks like a dude with fake tits slapped on.

You have to love how he copies the e-thots he’s obsessed with, even getting the same curtain as Amaranthe, like the skinwalker stalker he is. Yet he’s this oversized, tubby fuck built like a fridge who can’t dress himself Or apply makeup without help from Kiwi Farms Aunts. Pathetic.

Is he barefoot in that? Was this mofo really streaming in decked-out makeup, a fancy shirt, and a fancy skirt yet walking around in no shoes or even socks?

What type of hobgoblin shit is this?

Yes he is barefoot. Jesus christ what a gross slob. Can’t even summon the energy to put on shoes for the one stream a week he does. But what do you expect from a permanent welfare monkey who never worked an honest day in his life.

I’m also not surprised seeing his Twitchcon outfit and appearance that he doesn’t think to put on shoes. He probably only showers and puts on makeup at this point because people are making fun of him for not doing it.

If I was going to TwitchCon and just made 100K, nigga I’d have a custom suit with tailored cuffs, a fresh haircut, shit I’d hire a stylist to come. I’d be looking good. He didn’t even wipe his ass and wore the same stinky black clothes he slept in 3 days in A row.

 

[lrresistable]

Wasted my $3 this morning getting that link to post and someone already beat me to it lol oh well. Here's my summary and selected quotes of the first 40 or so minutes:

>Talking about legal plans and taking his hiatus
>Tweetdeck tweets are from his “team”, he can’t handle looking at twitter
>Describes going to Ireland, the US, and back to Canada to move as “I have gone through the fucking gauntlet”
>”I’ll start with the legal updates because, when I say things have been a lot, that is a lot”
>”The process of taking legal action is actually incredibly long and navigating it is very hard”

Legal plans
>Can’t name the party he wants to take legal action against until the process of discovery has already happened
>First step is to collect evidence and you don’t want to name them so they can’t destroy evidence
>Hired a security firm and signed an NDA with them who advised him he could safely travel to twitchcon because the heat had died down
>Had to figure out how to dox-proof his place. He’s so paranoid lmao.

>Mentions he broke up with his fiancé
>Keffals broke up with Alex
>Keffals wanted to break up
>He’s happy he did it, he’s very happy he’s single
>All this was mentioned to explain why it was hard for him to get to the point to where he could even focus on legal action (despite those deleted tweets with supposed legal docs dated around august 10th, hmmm)
>Now he’s going to be focusing on the legal things

>Timeline
>2 years to take legal action
>Wants to start before the end of the year
>Problem is he’s still in the process of collecting evidence and consulting his legal team
>Multiple routes can be taken depending on the evidence and the lawyers' confidence
>Multiple different parties were being considered for taking action against
>”When this finally goes through, and I can publicly talk about it, everyone’s going to be very excited watching this all take place.
>”The filing of the lawsuit will bring another round of media attention. Absolutely will. Like there’s no avoiding it. Especially because I- how do I say this without sounding insane? Through the swatting, I became one of the most high-profile transgender people in Canada. I actually won a woman of the year award from one of Canada’s biggest magazines.”

>”I’ve learned like that the unfortunate truth, I think subconsciously, they don’t view what happened to me as real. I’m under the impression that they think of it as content and they think of it as a story instead of a real occurrence that was traumatizing to go through”
>”Um, I feel pretty confident but the thing that is frustrating to me is that I would like it to start sooner, and I have no way of rushing it. It’s going to be a lengthy and costly process and once it begins its going to take up a portion of my life potentially for years. Like it’s just going to be a thing I deal with in the foreseeable future.
>”What I want people to know about me is I’m a silly, fun, sensitive person. So many people are under the impression I’m like this aggressive combative person. Some people even think I’m a sociopath. … When you’re backed into a corner — when people are attacking you. Especially when it happens really regularly, your body goes into fight or flight. … I always fight. Always. I never run way. I always fight. And I just hope people can see that about me.

And that's about as far as I made it. SemperFi for those who want to watch the rest

So...Trans Amber Heard?

I think this is all just grift for endless donationbux.

Bringing that agp gawpface into a courtroom will end the same way Onision did with his bulletproof vest and his dapper grooming pantsuit.

 

[Cocklaunch]

There needs to be a thread, for the ladies, dedicated to making fun of lucas's make up, these posts got me howling

Edit: needlessly quoted wrong people

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

A few recent deletions:

https://archive.ph/LYDU3

Probably went like this
"Goddamn fucking chuds preventing me from sissifying young boys in Florida"
Or something

 

[Enclave Emily]

So, maybe i'm not seeing it due to the sheer size of this thread, but what's the website that actually was doxxing keffals that he/she/it blamed KF &Null for?

 

[A Sunset]

So, maybe i'm not seeing it due to the sheer size of this thread, but what's the website that actually was doxxing keffals that he/she/it blamed KF &Null for?

Doxbin. If it’s not in the OP it should be.

 

[Punished Neco]

Yup they definitely ended up involved. maybe this is another reason why Lucas' fiance left him

No. Fucking. Shot.

I honestly started to think that that schizo post theory of mine was a dud after I saw Keffals ex-fiance had been liking all of EFNO's tweets etc (I'd imagine if your fiance had cheated with someone then you wouldn't be there liking that persons tweets all the time).
Maybe that theory can be resurrected though, Keffals gets emotionally involved with EFNO, breaks up with the fiance, waits an appropriate amount of time to show there's a gap and then it's fair game.
This makes me pretty happy to see as I honestly felt a bit silly after floating that and then seeing Alex and EFNO on good terms on Social Media.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Lucas. Cold shoulder tops went out of style at least 4 years ago. I know Leafland is behind the times but there's no excuse for looking more dated than a Kansas truckstop hooker, a criticism not helped by that skirt with the pricetag still on. And those false eyelashes just accent your poorly applied attempts at blush, contour and highlighting. And he wants to teach other trannies how to apply makeup? Lol

Re the makeup- this unfortunate situation with his face

is so obviously a man trying (and failing) to hide his mannish beard with poorly-applied makeup.
And more unfortunate situations happening below:

Trying to create a waist by cinching in the waistband of his girly lil skirt right in the middle of his man gut, resulting in twin bulges, above and below.
Same sad situation from the front:

His hulking refrigerator-built ass has NO WAIST.
Tsk, tsk, Luke. You continue to fail. Thanks for the entertainment though, and please keep it up!

I dont think using female shaming tactics will work on lucass, keep in mind, he's still operating with a male brain, no matter how much bathtub estrogen he pumps into it. You may be wasting your energy trying to give this mongoloid fashion tips. That being said, your ruthlessness certainly doesnt go unappreciated even by the male brained and/or autistic kiwis.

What a fucked up job done. Anyone desperate enough to fuck that thing would have to rub their dick against that prolapsed lump.

I've spent more time than I'd like to fess up to staring at the botched SRS thread here, but tbh, his is still one of the least fucked up chop-jobs out there. Also, I think that rosebud is more likely to be his inverted cock, which is prolapsing due to the gravitational stresses exerted by the gunt directly above it, and the fat, balding head sitting directly above that. All in all, still one of the few """success""" stories of the SRS dark arts...

I won't pretend like I know the circumstances surrounding whatever is going on behind the scenes (we obviously have to wait and see), but of the possible people/groups to sue, it has me speculating:

• Null/KiwiFarms - Easily the most likely candidate on the surface, yet based on what Null and others have already pointed out, it would be ridiculous to bring up all of this drama in court regarding their asinine tweets/statements, the porno videos they produced themselves, the sketchy HRT directory connections, etc. Which leads me to my final guess:
• One or More Online Posters - Individuals that can be identified for allegedly harassing them. I figure someone will point out how this would also be pretty far-fetched and rather unlikely, but I also wouldn't be surprised for an attempt to drum up a bit of publicity with some bullshit headline like, "Keffals unmasks the online trolls/haters behind vicious cyber attacks!"
  • It would essentially be their last ditch effort to use the funds for actual legal purposes as intended, though as they have to go through discovery, I would assume that it's not as clear-cut as they all may think.

My money is on one of these two. Question is: how difficult is it for just a fucking leaf to sue an american over what basically amounts to indirect cyber bullying that lucass himself subjects himself to by lurking in his thread?

Then again, his lazy, and probably broke ass is probably just blowing smoke yet again, seeing as hes got a snowflake's chance in hell (AKA the farms) of actually winning an argument, let alone a lawsuit.

Then again, I don't know much about Destiny, and a cursory examination of his thread didn't tell me if he was just a fucking leaf as well. If he is, I'd say that may be the easiest target for lucass to go after, but he'd likely still lose since he was the agressor in his shit-flinging fit and destiny's manifesto is just a list of shit lucass did/said himself.

Is he barefoot in that? Was this mofo really streaming in decked-out makeup, a fancy shirt, and a fancy skirt yet walking around in no shoes or even socks?

What type of hobgoblin shit is this? People definitely dress nice from the top up for online meetings, but the entire point is to not let anyone see, since it looks even more jarring if we see a fullbody view.

To be fair, he is in presumably his house/apartment or whatever and he is a shut in. Why would he wear shoes around the house?

 

[Kees H]

I am just happy Lucas and EFNO are both eunuchs who can't make a retarded baby with their genes combined in it. That would be the end of the world if that happened.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

• One or More Online Posters - Individuals that can be identified for allegedly harassing them. I figure someone will point out how this would also be pretty far-fetched and rather unlikely, but I also wouldn't be surprised for an attempt to drum up a bit of publicity with some bullshit headline like, "Keffals unmasks the online trolls/haters behind vicious cyber attacks!"
  • It would essentially be their last ditch effort to use the funds for actual legal purposes as intended, though as they have to go through discovery, I would assume that it's not as clear-cut as they all may think.

"Your honor, the body of my alleged online works may include allegedly distasteful screeds disparaging every group on earth including ones I may or may not belong to. But you will find that, unlike the Plaintiff. I have never directed and instructed minors how to acquire and source chemically unsafe HRT drugs against their legal guardians will. Nor have I collaborated and pooled funds to engage in cyber terrorism.

In summary: It is in my honest opinion that they are perhaps coping with having no legal standing, and using this entire legal process as a misguided form of releasing their frustrations, seething if you will."

 

[Procrastinhater]

I agree, there are some nice people on the thread feeling sorry for him but this guy is a piece of shit. I remember every fucking thing he did and his entire life is his problem and no one else’s.

I‘m glad to hear he’s having mental breakdowns and should continue to cry about “MUH bullying” like a faggot bitch that he is. Welcome to karma, ogre. He’s the epitome of a CRYBULLY. He sucks. His content is shit. He’s a shit person. He’s a scam Artist. He’s a pedophile-adjacent child groomer. He’s a misogynistic woman-hater. He’s vindicitive and nasty. He unjustly deplatformed and banned countless people and fucked with their money. He lied to get money and sympathy, and also lies about everything. He’s the face of everything wrong with the trans movement, and the fucked up digital and social landscape that holds people like him up and gives them unearned privilege and power.

Worst of all, he’s also a fat hunchback who stinks.
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Here’s a close-up of his man-arms popping out of his shirt, with fat pudgy pig-hands, his hunchback visible, a large fat roll poking out over his skirt, and the tag still on his skirt because he’s a fucking retarded mongoloid incel NEET male.

If you put Lucas at any angle but up and above with a ring light or whatever, it’s over for the Hunchback of Not-A-Dame. Lucas, if you want to prove me wrong on this, change your angle for the next livestream. If you aren’t too much of a pussy faggot to stream anymore since everyone hates you.

It's all theater. The Ogre of Gormley Keep feels nothing but spite, greed, lust, and hate.

This thing wants us to feel sorry for it but this image isn't far off from what Lucas's soul would look like if cameras were capable of capturing them.
He may feel self pity, but its not genuine sadness, and no one should feel sorry for him.
This bald bastard was quite happy to make money off of children with identity crisis taking chemicals that can permanently effect their bodies, gloated when he thought the site was hacked and was salivating at the thought of doxing and ruining peoples lives for calling him out for his shit.
He went after the Farms and caused all this shit while he knew all along it was doxbin who had doxed him.
He's a smug vile faggot and he doesn't deserve any pity now his actions are coming back to haunt him.

 

[TitchBitties]

Lucas' silence about the site seems like a good indicator he's probably gonna sue Null and/or 1776 itself but I could be retarded

 

[Merry]

Lucas also says he won a Woman of the Year award from "one of Canada's biggest magazines".

You
Will
N E V E R
Be
A
Woman!

 

[Procrastinhater]

You
Will
N E V E R
Be
A
Woman!

Or a man for that matter.
He's chopped his dick off voluntarily.
He's a Eunuch. Nothing more.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Lucas has gone from looking like the fat goth incel in high school to looking like the dimebag hooker on the corner of skid row.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Not only he's a fat slob, this is a terrible combination. Troons not knowing how to dress, shocking, I know.

This nigger is too lazy to even remove the pricetag from his uWu cute uWu dress, for fuck sake.

True and honest woman. And, even if the plan is returning it later, a real girl would have properly hidden that thing.

Does any one of these weird fucks ever step back, and think...this doesnt look right/it aint supposed to do that?

How would they know? They have never seen or touched a real vagina. They're either incels or gay. And many probably think the vagina is indeed just a hole whose only purpose is to take a penis for the sake and pleasure of men. The pleasure of the vagina's owner is irrelevant for them (because incels or gay).

 

[Um...]

I dont think using female shaming tactics will work on lucass, keep in mind, he's still operating with a male brain, no matter how much bathtub estrogen he pumps into it. You may be wasting your energy trying to give this mongoloid fashion tips. That being said, your ruthlessness certainly doesnt go unappreciated even by the male brained and/or autistic kiwis.

No tips here, just ridicule because fuck him and his delusional “I’m better than women!” fat ass.


And yes, “female shaming tactics” (lol) most certainly do hurt his lil feeelings. A lot. His ultra girly makeup-wearing phase started immediately after people here started posting screenshots of his ugly mug without makeup.

He really is that transparent, poor thing.

 

[AltisticRight]

Lucas also says he won a Woman of the Year award from "one of Canada's biggest magazines".

Amazing.
>Be woman
>Do STEM, face nagging weird and awkward coomers, creeps, and weirdos because you're in the 2%
>Carry 6 digits of student debt
>Get hired, do research, prosper
>Work in male dominated field with the same weird STEM coomers nagging you, work your ass off on 14-hour shifts, paid only 7.6
>Advance human understanding in space, cancer research, microbiology, sustainable materials, renewable energy, biochemistry...
>Woman of the year awarded to a loud autogynephile who cut his dick off and wears drag

Canada, I'm shocked.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

No tips here, just ridicule because fuck him and his delusional “I’m better than women!” fat ass.

And yes, “female shaming tactics” (lol) most certainly do hurt his lil feeelings. A lot. His ultra girly makeup-wearing phase started immediately after people here started posting screenshots of his ugly mug without makeup.

I figured it was because he got dumped by his boyfriend, awkwardly finger-banged the hell out of that scottish tranny he was staying with, and now that he returned to the land of the (shaking) leafs, he is on the hunt for the next person who can sometimes tolerate his slovenly, gasseous ass.

Maybe a test is in order: the masterminds of the beauty parlour should make a thread for our boy lucass and all other boys pretending to be girls, where you give absolutely ludicrous, yet believable make-up/fashion advice, to see just how many start incorporating it into their looks. Could be funny.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I figured it was because he got dumped by his boyfriend, awkwardly finger-banged the hell out of that scottish tranny he was staying with, and now that he returned to the land of the (shaking) leafs, he is on the hunt for the next person who can sometimes tolerate his slovenly, gasseous ass.

Maybe a test is in order: the masterminds of the beauty parlour should make a thread for our boy lucass and all other boys pretending to be girls, where you give absolutely ludicrous, yet believable make-up/fashion advice, to see just how many start incorporating it into their looks. Could be funny.

Tbf the tips the Ladies of the Kiwi Farms have given that fat slovenly bald fag have improved his look 100% when he has actually bothered to take them.
He was starting to look somewhat tolerable for a fat bald hunchbacked tranny, he was washing so he got rid of the permanent tide line on his neck, he was washing his hair so it wasn't as greasy, but then he started doing the weird skinwalking shit @Otm Shank said he used to do when he met pretty girls and started skinwalking as an E Whore combination between Denims and Amouranth, and started shoving those ungodly pendulous tube-moobs in the camera and caking on makeup like a strip mall hooker, complete with false eyelashes that looked as wonky as his moobs and he just took 6 steps back for the 2 he took forward.
He's fucking hopeless.
Its trying to teach a lazy, unwashed incel how to act female, and Lucas is too fucking dumb to follow good advice.