Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Popper Whiting]

You know what, these stupid accusations have been floating around on here unchallenged long enough that I might as well address them.


So I had recently watched a debate about non-offending pedophiles, and as a typical pussy liberal I agreed with the basic assertion that mental health care and treatment are the best way to deal with the problem, not just useless fantasizing about throwing them in a woodchipper. So I posted a tweet basically repeating what I had heard in the debate.


Somebody then asked me to define non-offending, so I farted out a tweet that read to me like "we (me and you) would understand that term to mean someone who doesn't break the law." I still believe it reads that way, I would love someone with an English background to prove me wrong.


When people started accusing my tweet of having a different meaning, I corrected the record multiple times (strange how no one ever posts those screenshots). Yes, I "sperged out" or whatever but when thousands of people are calling you a pedophile without caring about your attempt to clarify what you meant, you might go a little nuts too.

If I wanted to out myself as a pedophile, why would I wait for some random guy to question me about the definition of non-offending? This theory that I was trying to be some sort of sneaky pedo who gets off on teasing people about my pedo status is stupid as hell. And why would I immediately try to plead otherwise if I'm supposedly getting off on it? Wouldn't I be frantically beating my dick, violently aroused by all the negative attention, instead of fighting all day about the actual meaning of my tweet?

People also claim that I "constantly joke" about being a pedophile, which is just a bullshit lie. There was a point after I defended mrgirl that people would attack and call me a pedo, and occasionally I would reply with shit like "better hide your kids then!" But this was just me not knowing what the hell you're supposed to do when people make those accusations, because simply pleading "gosh guys I'm really not a pedophile!" isn't effective either. I have a channel full of hours of content, I can't think of any pedo jokes I've made on there. Why would I not use my largest platform to make these jokes I'm supposedly getting off on?

Anyway, in summary: I'm friends with mrgirl, I think the movie Cuties is valid and legal expression under U.S. law, I made a few jokes to fuck with haters who called me a pedophile, and I worded a tweet ambiguously. Believe whatever you want, but since we seem to live in a time where everybody and their brother is being falsely labeled a pedophile I really don't care anymore. The only people who believe these allegations are terminally online losers who didn't like me to begin with.

Use these. Right after you carve "Vito was here" into something.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

328 was a total simp-out over andrew tate's prostitutes and hoarse voice girl deciding not to come in.
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I'm out. This show is over for me. It wasn't even good hate-listen/lolcow material.

Want an actually good show? Try WATP and The Creep Off. Finally stopped listening to the dick show after years. I only miss Sean.

 

[mfalkner]

Want an actually good show? Try WATP and The Creep Off. Finally stopped listening to the dick show after years. I only miss Sean.

Laughing at stuttering John with the occasional news story about pedophiles

 

[God's drunkest driver]

Want an actually good show? Try WATP and The Creep Off. Finally stopped listening to the dick show after years. I only miss Sean.

I occasionally listen to WATP but more than half of it is unlistenable to me. I never listened to and do not care about Stuttering John, Anthony, Opie, Howard Stern or any of the other people they talk about in that segment and I don’t plan on starting to care about them.

 

[The Sh]

I would give my life for any political project that promises to remove Aydin's voicebox.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao. The California rot has consumed him whole.
Dax, you're a faggot and you love to gargle on necrotic tranny cock.

The diddler is lying of course. Nobody even knew who keffals was until he suddenly declared war on the site out of nowhere with his weird rant about Nool being the "final boss of transphobia" or some crazy tranny shit and started his movie villain ranting about destroying us utterly.

 

[Devout Muslim]

This is heavily missing context, though. The thing she's responding to is Alex Jones having to pay families of Sandy Hook, so the reason he's calling her a hypocrite is because she's backing leftist talking points while still going against their sacred cow, the trannies.

He probably still sucks troondick, though.

Why else would he be angrily re-tweeting J. K. Rowling tweets? He 100% sucks troondick. As our friends in Singapore say: confirm.

His comment doesn’t even make sense. Her opinions aren’t hypocritical. Alex Jones’ statements on Sandy Hook have nothing to do with transsexualism. Actually, people who are against transsexualism (such as J K R) should be expected to be against free speech absolutism, which is often used to defend transsexualism.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I occasionally listen to WATP but more than half of it is unlistenable to me. I never listened to and do not care about Stuttering John, Anthony, Opie, Howard Stern or any of the other people they talk about in that segment and I don’t plan on starting to care about them.

WATP’s premise is excellent but they fuck it up and piss away the potential. Laughing at retarded podcasts is such a simple premise but the hosts are such fans of old school Howard Stern and O&A that they just focus on kissing their asses instead. They do no real research on the podcasts they make fun of so they miss treasure troves of great material but will suck Anthony Cumia’s asshole for the six millionth time. Not a surprise that incompetence of this caliber associates with Maddax.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

WATP’s premise is excellent but they fuck it up and piss away the potential. Laughing at retarded podcasts is such a simple premise but the hosts are such fans of old school Howard Stern and O&A that they just focus on kissing their asses instead. They do no real research on the podcasts they make fun of so they miss treasure troves of great material but will suck Anthony Cumia’s asshole for the six millionth time. Not a surprise that incompetence of this caliber associates with Maddax.

That said, it's always a joy when Kaya guests because he digs through the trash to find some solid gold shit.

I wish Karl would just stick to shitting on a podcast, cover the shenanigans of John/Patrick, and occasionally whatever depressing shit Opie is doing.

 

[AltisticRight]

No one knew who Lucas until he went after Destiny for no reason, Dax. For a guy with his dick intact, he sure acts like a massive eunuch.

Edit:
(Banned from Twitter).

Nothing of value was lost.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

No one knew who Lucas until he went after Destiny for no reason, Dax. For a guy with his dick intact, he sure acts like a massive eunuch.

Edit:
(Banned from Twitter).
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Nothing of value was lost.

but musk was going to save us Dax! what happened!?

think poa will take him back if he asks nicely?

 

[A Sunset]

but musk was going to save us Dax! what happened!?

think poa will take him back if he asks nicely?

Dax “Imagines Himself As The Woman In Porn” Herrara is too pozzed and thin-skinned to last in the Fediverse. He cried bitterly about bullying last time he had to be outside his hugbox.

That being said, he may have to join the other hordes of Twitter Rape-ugees fleeing evil Elon. Thin-skinned libshits forced to be in the Fediverse, this could be very entertaining.

 

[Zaryiu2]

How many of his 30 pieces of Silvers you think Diddler Dax has spent by now?

 

[Love me not]

WATP’s premise is excellent but they fuck it up and piss away the potential. Laughing at retarded podcasts is such a simple premise but the hosts are such fans of old school Howard Stern and O&A that they just focus on kissing their asses instead. They do no real research on the podcasts they make fun of so they miss treasure troves of great material but will suck Anthony Cumia’s asshole for the six millionth time. Not a surprise that incompetence of this caliber associates with Maddax.

WATP is all designed to market itself at this point. Every other show spotlights some boring celebrity or an OF slut. Why? Because it will show up right next to the show someone is actually looking for on search engines. The internet news is designed to increase traffic to WATP related social medias like their youtube and reddit, and the review section game is pretty obvious as to what they are looking for.

As for sucking up to Dax and Anthony alot of their current audience came from them having Karl as a guest. He couldn't afford to alienate any of their fans or he risks losing thousands on Patreon.

I really liked WATP but when half of a 3 hour podcast is unlistenable boring self promotion it really wears out any enthusiasm I could muster to listen in.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I listened to Null’s last appearance on the Dick Show and what stands out to me is the weird appeal to Christianity when Null compares them to rabid dogs. Christ literally said that it’s better to be weighted down and drowned then to be a pedophile.

Is he still tight with Digibro and loli enthusiasts? I think Dick is trapped within the wackass crystal prison of LA and needs to escape to somewhere slightly less okay with child fucking. He doesn’t get that many LA guests nowadays besides Vito and other D-List comedians who have less of an audience then a B-tier eceleb.

 

[Blackstar]

I listened to Null’s last appearance on the Dick Show and what stands out to me is the weird appeal to Christianity when Null compares them to rabid dogs. Christ literally said that it’s better to be weighted down and drowned then to be a pedophile.

Dick probably hasn't read the Bible, so he just sees Jesus as a stereotypical nice guy hippy

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I listened to Null’s last appearance on the Dick Show and what stands out to me is the weird appeal to Christianity when Null compares them to rabid dogs. Christ literally said that it’s better to be weighted down and drowned then to be a pedophile.

Is he still tight with Digibro and loli enthusiasts? I think Dick is trapped within the wackass crystal prison of LA and needs to escape to somewhere slightly less okay with child fucking. He doesn’t get that many LA guests nowadays besides Vito and other D-List comedians who have less of an audience then a B-tier eceleb.

Dax is too far gone to be saved. His brain has completely rotted to the point where if it's not something to get his drugs or low grade pussy, he'll agree or disagree if some chick he's desperate to fuck has an opinion.

Edit: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I listened to Null’s last appearance on the Dick Show and what stands out to me is the weird appeal to Christianity when Null compares them to rabid dogs. Christ literally said that it’s better to be weighted down and drowned then to be a pedophile. Is he still tight with Digibro and loli enthusiasts? I think Dick is trapped within the wackass crystal prison of LA and needs to escape to somewhere slightly less okay with child fucking. He doesn’t get that many LA guests nowadays besides Vito and other D-List comedians who have less of an audience then a B-tier eceleb.

Maddax will never leave LA because it’s his paradise: lots of drugs, lots of girls who escort that can be made into newsgirls, lots of trannies, and it’s close enough to Hollywood where he will definitely one day get the recognition of being a comedian that he believe he deserves. Theres no incentive for him to move. He’s like a cockroach: he thrives in environments everyone else is repulsed by.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Come on Dax transition already! Just think of how it’ll revive your comedy career! You can be openly sexist and hate on fat girls and people will APPLAUD you for being brave

 

[Devout Muslim]

Christ literally said that it’s better to be weighted down and drowned then to be a pedophile.

That’s a poor exegesis which has unfortunately propagated to the extreme, probably as a result of Christians trying to defend against the unfair allegations that priests are inherently pedophilloic. My understanding is that the verse is more about quashing the fledgling belief of a convert. It was aptly applied to pedophile priests because their actions contributed to the apostasy of millions, not merely because they were pedophiles.

IMO Josh’s feelings are probably driven more by his own inability to escape the stink than by his flirtations with Christianity.

Spoiler: Actual passage

“John said to him, “Teacher, we saw someone casting out demons in your name, and we tried to stop him, because he was not following us.” But Jesus said, “Do not stop him; for no one who does a deed of power in my name will be able soon afterward to speak evil of me. For truly I tell you, whoever gives you a cup of water to drink because you bear the name of Christ will by no means lose the reward. “If any of you put a stumbling block before one of these little ones who believe in me, it would be better for you if a great millstone were hung around your neck and you were thrown into the sea.”
‭‭Mark‬ ‭9:38-39, 41-42‬ ‭NRSV-CI‬‬