Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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The legal system is incredibly slow and boring. Destiny is wasting his time and money trying to get blood from a turnip.
Destiny's cuckolded thought process isn't important. Lucas is a man that claims to have PTSD over grifting 100K. The moment he faces any real life liability, be it just receive an actual printed legal letter and not just an email, he's scared shitless because he doesn't want to face reality, adulthood, and consequences.
 
LMFAO. Imagine being so cheap that you leave the tag on so you can return it for the pittance you paid for it after rubbing it all over your disgusting, lumpy body.

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Walmart has a whole line of these, but I wasn't able to find any in this exact green/blue combo. TBH, the ones from Walmart look higher quality, so I take back what I said before. If Lucas stopped getting the literal cheapest thing from Amazon and started going to Walmart it might actually be an improvement.

Either way, I can't imagine paying thousands for a portable streaming system that you NEVER USE and going as cheap as possible on the clothing that you STREAM IN. The absolute state of this man!
 
He's Canadian and has no standing to sue null or the Farms in American courts, and as an American citizen (null) operating an American business (the Farms) on American soil on American hardware paid for with US dollars, he and the Farms are explicitly protected by federal law from libel, slander and defamation claims (and judgments) from abroad because it was recognized long ago that other countries spit on freedom of speech and are all to eager to go after Americans on witch hunts.
Being a foreigner does not preclude you from resorting to the US judicial system. Anyone can file a lawsuit against anyone else. If you're referring to Canadian courts, I guarantee foreigners can be sued in Canada. We have international treaties and federal laws making judgments from foreign courts applicable in America, and vice versa. You don't get to avoid a default judgment by saying "lol I'm across the border, you have no power over me".
 
Being a foreigner does not preclude you from resorting to the US judicial system. Anyone can file a lawsuit against anyone else. If you're referring to Canadian courts, I guarantee foreigners can be sued in Canada. We have international treaties and federal laws making judgments from foreign courts applicable in America, and vice versa. You don't get to avoid a default judgment by saying "lol I'm across the border, you have no power over me".
No, but you do get to invoke the Speech Act of 2010 which makes foreign defamation judgments all but impossible to collect in the U.S. if they wouldn't have passed muster domestically.
There is nothing he could actually bring against Null and the Farms.
He could bring a ton of stuff especially if he's willing to lie. Not going to make any suggestions.
 
So...Trans Amber Heard?

I think this is all just grift for endless donationbux.

Bringing that agp gawpface into a courtroom will end the same way Onision did with his bulletproof vest and his dapper grooming pantsuit.
Basically yes, since they are one in the same. All working towards the same goal, silencing wrongthink. Hasn’t exactly worked out they way they expected.
 
I'm not a legal expert, but Lucas claiming he can't name the person he's suing until after discovery doesn't make any sense. He needs to file a complaint first, which he clearly hasn't done, before moving on to the discovery phase. Whoever he's suing would be notified once he files the complaint... all of this nonsense about discovery is retarded because if he thought he could prove defamation or anything else, he should have already archived all of the evidence, and he wouldn't be worried about the opposing party DFE. He's full of shit.
 
Lucas, listen Lucas. IP2 needs degenerate perverts to livestream. This is your chance. One Sonic will treat you like a woman.
He already has a set of IRL streaming gear. And didn't he just say yesterday he wanted more gay, no-stakes slapfight-flavored drama? This is a match made in heaven if there ever was one.
 
He already has a set of IRL streaming gear. And didn't he just say yesterday he wanted more gay, no-stakes slapfight-flavored drama? This is a match made in heaven if there ever was one.

Imagine if Stop Speeding relapsed and did a livestream with Lucas. What a show!
 
Lucas, listen Lucas. IP2 needs degenerate perverts to livestream. This is your chance. One Sonic will treat you like a woman.
He already has a set of IRL streaming gear. And didn't he just say yesterday he wanted more gay, no-stakes slapfight-flavored drama? This is a match made in heaven if there ever was one.
It'd make my day if he crossed paths with someone like Baked. Imagine the content.
 
Lucas, dude, I said a few pages back to get a new unrelated Twitter and drop bombs and deets on your so called friends. Seriously take back your pride cause elliot and his fag cotillion threw you under the bus as soon as you didn’t toe THEIR line. And now you’re boring me. Saying your “team” is gonna handle your social media is stupid and nobody buys it. If the idea was “one of my team betrayed me and is posting Elliot’s confession to the 2006 rape of a teen girl behind arbys! seriously it isn’t me!” Then the idea was stillborn.
Trust your elders and the accumulated wisdom of the women and veteran trolls of Kiwi. Do it for the lulz.
 
Lucas, dude, I said a few pages back to get a new unrelated Twitter and drop bombs and deets on your so called friends. Seriously take back your pride cause elliot and his fag cotillion threw you under the bus as soon as you didn’t toe THEIR line. And now you’re boring me. Saying your “team” is gonna handle your social media is stupid and nobody buys it. If the idea was “one of my team betrayed me and is posting Elliot’s confession to the 2006 rape of a teen girl behind arbys! seriously it isn’t me!” Then the idea was stillborn.
Trust your elders and the accumulated wisdom of the women and veteran trolls of Kiwi. Do it for the lulz.

There will be no redemption arc for Lucas anytime soon. He has clearly doubled down.
 
Lucas, listen Lucas. IP2 needs degenerate perverts to livestream. This is your chance. One Sonic will treat you like a woman.

He gave the potato-tranny 'Ellen From Now On' almost 2k for a portable streaming rig and to my knowledge never used it.

With that said I love your suggestion that he puts it to good use picking slap fights with IP2. His Walmart chic style will fit in perfectly.
 
I'm not a legal expert, but Lucas claiming he can't name the person he's suing until after discovery doesn't make any sense. He needs to file a complaint first, which he clearly hasn't done, before moving on to the discovery phase. Whoever he's suing would be notified once he files the complaint... all of this nonsense about discovery is retarded because if he thought he could prove defamation or anything else, he should have already archived all of the evidence, and he wouldn't be worried about the opposing party DFE. He's full of shit.
That's because he's a drooling moron who has no idea what he's talking about. Obviously if you are getting discovery from someone THEY WILL FUCKING KNOW IT. Even if he filed some Doe suit and subpoenaed some ISP to find their customer, all but the scummiest ISPs will TELL THAT PERSON. In fact, under most circumstances that would trigger their duties under the Electronic Communications Privacy Act in the U.S.

Or he could just want to get some symbolic defamation judgment in Canada against someone he could never collect against, as cheaply as possible to keep as much of the grift money as he can.

Or another possibility is the reason he's talking utter nonsense is he never even actually talked to a lawyer. Hard to say really because he's also so stupid he could talk to a lawyer and finish the conversation still having no clue what's going on.
 
"I gave control of this account to the voices in my head"
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What a pathetic cope. Now we’re just getting sad and silly. He probably read his thread when people noticed him liking tweets and made all this shit up.

“It’s not me fanatically browsing Twitter at all hours guys, I just went cold turkey, it’s my totally-real team”. Yeah ok. Lol.

“Visit my discord for updates” imagine the thrilling updates on Lucas’s content and life. “Hey guys, I didn’t bathe again today, I spent hours making a e-thot pic after thousands of tries, and I’m planning on streaming to no one playing Minecraft later before I ragequit.” Nobody is fucking waiting for updates.

Luke’s brief purpose on this Earth is now gone, to be a useful idiot for others to go after Kiwi Farms for their own reasons, now he’s been discarded like a used tissue.

At this point it’s just pathetic and sad. Washed.
 
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