Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[snakkkesss]

who was that mod that was banning everyone trying to get close to her? Sending her gifts and stuff. I wonder if he offed himself yet

 

[northstar747]

so comedy option petz, nadar, chantel and salad end up in some kinda weird orgy

 

[74164978231]

Now they traditionally shoot guns in the air.

We spent 10 years and 2 trillion dollars to turn Iraq into a bunch of gay anime looking characters?!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I know we're all over the Nader arc, but I kinda wanna see Dee Dee stroll into Kuwait to become wife #2.

Even better, reveal that she's wife #1.

 

[Snusmumriken]

If there’s one thing fatties can’t accept, it’s that there’s no such thing as a free lunch.

Can we get a poll started on Salah’s ulterior motives? The smile on his face when he brought out the BK tells me he’s a feeder but others have thrown out scammer, abuser, clout chaser, etc.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

so comedy option petz, nadar, chantel and salad end up in some kinda weird orgy

In Cuba. With Peetz streaming from the next room. The next day, Roman tells us they all got executed by a Mexican cartel who'd been selling wheelchairs from the outhouse.

Even better, reveal that she's wife #1.

Even better if real wife #1 is Karlee Steele, who was playing the long game to get a bunch of subordinates to clean the house and be humiliated on camera for her OF. FFG points out she's ackshully the second grandchild twice removed of Al Capone and thus unnerstans a lil bit about the yuman trafferking, ifyaknowannamean heeeeee har har *hack*! My dog's still dead." Meanwhile we piece together that Rasta Auntie was actually sent up for immigration issues involving a young farm worker, and Chuck Coal pretends that's what FFG meant all along and is actually involved in literal African slavery. Callie commits suicide with a pink gun, but that's totally unrelated to any of this, Callie's just fucking nuts. Sjam is discovered by a niche porn company, makes some decent cash and runs away with Ronnie. Nader ruins dinner and dies. Negz is revealed to be a serial killer and Clara gets a law degree to defend him. She fails, he's convicted, and then she marries some dude from Kuwait. She's later stoned to death for wearing green shoes (they were VINTAGE). Turns out, she wasn't full of shit and her Israeli special forces cousins come for Yaba and destroy her soundboard once and for all.

 

[beautiful person]

I know it’s funny saying that Josh is seething but the real juicy shit is the weapons grade copium Reddit (and some farmers) are all snorting.

“Waaah the worlds so unfair! She got to do coke, have a cat, eat what ever she wants,get Egyptians, Africans, Cubans, Middle Eastern guys, is 450lbs and I’m STILL single , fuck this world waahhhhhhh”

They could have what she has if they were willing to be as shameless and reckless as her, but they're too good for that. It's really silly.

 

[electrician's apprentice]

I don't know if anyone mentioned this but to be married in Islam you need a couple of things:
A Sheikh (kind like a Muslim priest)
A contract listing all the responsibilities of the bride and groom that they agree on.
And witnesses (almost always the groom's brothers and father)

If they are legit married I can only imagine what the contract has on it.
The poor Sheikh and the witnesses had to sit there as she lists off all the fucking food and crap she wants, they probably would have wished he was gay.

 

[Fydor Dostoyevski]

Its

I have a very weird question, why is his skin so damn close to white? I didn't know folks in the middle east like him were so damn near to white.. Meds are darker!!

It's cause he's Syrian. They've had alot of mixing with Europeans. Just look at Bashar al Assad, he's got white skin and blue eyes.

 

[Barbarella]

As I said before, I think he’s gay. He’s using Chantal to sponsor him for immigration.

And she knows. She’s in on it.

Remember when she said they both had their reasons that aligned, then changed the subject? The reason is fag/marriage.

He gets to be safe and live however he wants, she gets to prove everybody wrong and show off a tall, fit husband. One I don’t think is particularly attractive but who is a damn sight better than Nader, and from the Reddit crying, is “hot” to some. It starts out as a win/win since they will both get what they want. But he probably doesn’t know Chinny. No way he sat there and watched all those hours of lives. He probably saw a little and relied on Gunt to tell him how lost she’d been, and she was happy to play the role of good Muslim wife.

I think Gunt is going to love being in Canada and showing off this dude, gay or not, sex or not.

His trouble will come when it’s time to live his own life. Can’t imagine her letting him go. She’s already madly and probably psychotically in love and he let it go to get in Canada. But it will escalate and she’ll forget any agreement they had.

I also can’t imagine him living in thst landfill..nor Peetz cleaning it up. So if she brings him home, now or later-that apartment and Peetz with it, is gone. Find a shopping cart under the mess, Pee.

As an aside:

I can’t find the picture I want, but remember when Chantel was looking in a jewelry store window at a carat+ pear diamond and said she wanted it in size 12, hint hint, and then turned the camera to show a man’s onyx ring and said maybe she’d buy that in return?

Well, look at the ring on his right hand in this photo. I don’t know if it’s the same ring or even if it’s onyx-but it looks like it.

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[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Oh allah's going to weep when he witnesses the consummation

Omnipresence isn’t all its cracked up to be, truly.

You find similar things in African countries. I figure the internet will erase this time gap eventually. About a decade ago in Africa you would find entire villages that loved 1980’s American action films because that’s what everyone watched on repeat on VCRs their entire childhoods.

That actually sounds quite nice. I wouldn’t mind binging some Arnold movies with some native African bros. Quite wholesome.

 

[DumbDude43]

He doesn’t look half bad and seems more educated than a lot of Americans I know… why is he with her again?!

either he's a bbw/feeder fetishist, or he's after canadian residency/citizenship rights

but the arab states around the persian gulf have absolutely no shortage of fat women, their obesity rates are higher than america, so he wouldn't have to fly in chantal from the other side of the globe if a fat wife was what he wanted

I have a very weird question, why is his skin so damn close to white? I didn't know folks in the middle east like him were so damn near to white.. Meds are darker!!

if they stay indoors and/or covered up all day they have fairly light skin
meds being brown is a meme. they often have an almost permanent tan because of the weather, but their base skin color is white

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

How is she not cracking under the strain of pretending to be a different person?

She was utterly obsessed with Nader, but still had to sneak out to get Starbucks in the morning from the trap house, or return home for a while under the pretence of missing the cats.
She couldn’t keep up with being ‘on’ around him, and even then she was able to use drugs and alcohol whilst being ‘on’.

Now she’s having to be ‘on’ for Salah and any friends and family he’s brought her around, without the buzz of intoxication, without the escape to drooling wheelchairdom as a promise later in the night… she SURELY must be close to having a breakdown.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she is going back to a hotel room at night and just crying her eyes out.
Not that shes regretting the marriage, yet, but that she’s just exhausted from performing with no reprieve.

 

[Zaxamus]

AI will usher in a golden era of shitposting.

It really does democratize art and expression. Something that I would have normally been born with talent for, or had to pay someone to do, is now available to me. I know a lot of artists hate it, but I for one love it!

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

They could have what she has if they were willing to be as shameless and reckless as her, but they're too good for that. It's really silly.

Originally I didn’t get why anyone would be jealous of Chantel. But then I put my mind into the typical, most stereotypical “reddit“ woman and realized Chantel is actually living the life they all want.

• They want to work from home,
  • but hold a masters in basket weaving so they’re stuck working dead-end jobs.
• Can’t get high whenever they want
  • because wage jobs normally will test for drugs or they just can’t afford it.
• They’re already super fat
  • but somehow Chantel is fatter and eats whatever she wants.
• Reddit women hate white people
  • so much they’re unironically jealous that Chantel has a carousel of exotic brown men at her disposal.
• They can’t afford or don’t have enough time to go on a whirlwind romantic getaways to screw random Cuban and Kuwaiti men.
• Typical Reddit women want to be Canadian
  • but can’t because they are too stupid and low value that they could never get a valid work visa/ residency to Canada.

Truly puts the CHAD in Chadtel.

Beeze on you hamplanet of a woman, beeze on

 

[stupid frog]

She really did peak with Bibi, huh?

Hope that king is watching anime and eating yummy food.

 

[shameful existence]

why anyone would be jealous of Chantel

Chantal is a DSP for women. The most frustrating thing about her is what looks like a lack of consequences for her behavior. She was supposed to die every time DSP was supposed to lose his house. Some people can't handle the fact it just never happens. Call them cockroaches, call them teflon fatties, they're here to stay to make some of us mad.

 

[TwinkieStorr]

How is she not cracking under the strain of pretending to be a different person?

She was utterly obsessed with Nader, but still had to sneak out to get Starbucks in the morning from the trap house, or return home for a while under the pretence of missing the cats.
She couldn’t keep up with being ‘on’ around him, and even then she was able to use drugs and alcohol whilst being ‘on’.

Now she’s having to be ‘on’ for Salah and any friends and family he’s brought her around, without the buzz of intoxication, without the escape to drooling wheelchairdom as a promise later in the night… she SURELY must be close to having a breakdown.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she is going back to a hotel room at night and just crying her eyes out.
Not that shes regretting the marriage, yet, but that she’s just exhausted from performing with no reprieve.

After her failed "relationship" with Nader that ended with another woman snatching the aids patient away from her, she must be a million times more desperate for male attention.

And now she's finally "married" to a hot looking dude that drives her around, pays for her shit and gets her fastfood without making her sleep on a cum stained mattress on the floor, plus she's also in her beloved middle east.
He's 100% grifting her but still, this is way more than she could have dreamed of and she's holding on to it for dear life.
Plus she's a traditional Muslim woman, now and that kind of behavior is just unacceptable.

Things are definitely going to change, tho. The honeymoon phase doesn't last forever even in regular relationships and Chantal is textbook BPD.
He also kind of already poked fun at her with the "I can hear you breathing everywhere" joke kek
Let's just sit back and enjoying this new madness arc, at least the male co-protagonist is not horrifying this time.

 

[easymodo]

Does anyone else have a really really bad feeling about this, or is this just me?

IDK, but my gut says the pendulum is going to swing so far back in the other direction the string snaps.

 

[Banana Hammock]

I thought pig was haram

Only eating it. It's fine as long as he doesn't go down on her.