Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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Looks like the kind of company that's going to go to the wall once cheap money starts to dry up. There's a lot of them around.

Someone mentioned they make a log viewer for people who don't view logs. I don't think there's a more accurate description for it.

Honeycomb is a pricey product in a market filled with the same product, often included for free as part of a cloud package.

Given their staffing size and the fact that they've openly admitted to hiring people using government diversity grants (their actual CTO said this xirself), there is no way they are profitable. This is a resume-padding company that nobody within the management of the company expects to survive for long, at least not in its current form.

I'm sure the CEO's primary-but-not-openly-discussed job right now (as it is for many CEOs) is to increase the value of the company just enough to make it viable to sell to a larger one as quickly as possible - probably to a competitor who will then bin it after stealing half-way decent ideas from it, or to a larger cloud firm who will put their own senior engineers on it. Shareholders/VC firms/new owners win, everyone else gets fired.
 
We are so fucking back boyos
Arelion[telia] (AS1299) is back on the menu boys 👀
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#DropKiwiFarms coping, seething, and dilating; big booty Kiwi wigglers wiggling, twerking and sneeding. It's all fucking over you dickless troon bastards, all of your crying, pissing, and shitting all over Twitter did nothing but make the Farms stronger and more resilient. The Kiwi Farms 🥝 will never die, deal with it.
 
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The blue dye probably represents his love for little boys and pink probably represents his love for little girls. It looks like the company is stuffed full of sex offenders and diversity hires. I clicked on their twitters and many of the more normal looking ones have either listed pronouns or rant about gay shit. Just take a look at some of the employees:


There are many ugly people in the company, but there isn't much they can do about their genetics. But these people? They make themselves freaks of nature on purpose. Also there's a token nigger with afro, sheeeeit.
Yeah, this the freak show of this garbage company. Don't even suggest contacting them, they'll just dox you if you're a retard and used a proper email too.
And according to her Elliot also wanted to downplay it:
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A man with internalised misogyny?
So just your plain misogynist then?
 
I could see his neurodivergant sidekick John screwing everything up in an unthinking thousandth tweet of the day. Going from Keffals to John was a serious downgrade, and this is Keffals we’re talking about.

He doesn't even want to continue with John, he just inherited him like a stray dog. See EndKiwiFarms, written up by him and his tranny secretary, it was supposed to be a nice little off ramp away from John. Then he got cucked by Elon and GTT, no better time then to just go private and seethe.
 
Im not sure if these have been posted..
I found this on his linkin account..
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方公公, 閹割 CHING CHONG LING LONG DONG GONE 陰莖不見了 ME RAPE YOU RONG TIME 變性強姦 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 CONSENT ACCIDENT 性行為不端 KIWIFARMS 勝利 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 AIRPLANE DILATION, VERY PAIN 陰莖不見了 PENIS NO LONGER, NOW HOLE WOUND 陰莖沒了,ZHENG FONG 達賴喇嘛 現在是傷口 COPE SEETHE DIRATE 擴張 BROKEN BRANCH: FAMILY CRY 沒有孩子,樹枝斷了, 方公公, 閹割, 去勢
 
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The blue dye probably represents his love for little boys and pink probably represents his love for little girls. It looks like the company is stuffed full of sex offenders and diversity hires. I clicked on their twitters and many of the more normal looking ones have either listed pronouns or rant about gay shit. Just take a look at some of the employees:


There are many ugly people in the company, but there isn't much they can do about their genetics. But these people? They make themselves freaks of nature on purpose. Also there's a token nigger with afro, sheeeeit.
Couldn't find anything conclusive regarding this one's dox, but here's this:
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(ZoomInfo Archive)
Can't find anything definitive on this one either, so here's his LinkedIn:
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(LinkedIn Archive)
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That was fun! Shoutouts to Liz Fong-Jones, couldn't have done it without them! ;)

Plenty more easy pickings here for those interested:
(https://www.honeycomb.io/team)
(https://archive.ph/THWe0)
 
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Arelion[telia] (AS1299) is back on the menu boys 👀
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Arelion/Telia (AS1299) was never gone. When Kiwifarms through GTT came back online the graph looked a bit fucked up on that site due to AS1299 selecting a different route to Kiwifarms. Dong Gone Jones does not understand networking and does not understand how to read tables like this (let alone just going to the looking glass of a big ISP to see how they were routing the traffic).
 
Im not sure if these have been posted..
I found this on his linkin account..
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Edit.. i tried to archive the link... but archive.ph doesnt seem to like me right now.

Nevermind archive.ph got it https://archive.ph/gN2Fh / https://archive.ph/Yz3Fj
 
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The Chinese have a long interesting history with Eunuchs as they ended up massacring them every couple of decades or so due to the Eunuchs often infestation and subversive behaviour in the Forbidden City.
Yeah, that's what I told another user in DMs and I think it describes Elliot perfectly. The eunuchs were meant to serve the emperor and empress, and all the emperor's women. They end up becoming the tools of various factions in the house to cause drama. They were castrated so they couldn't fuck the emperor's female toys.

They usually go by their first name plus "gong gong". That's what the emoji in my signature thing under the avatar is supposed to represent, a Chinese eunuch. Elliot would be "Fong gong gong" which is close to "dong gong/gone" ie "方公公".

The boss of eunuchs, like a top eunuch who answers directly to the emperor and empress (who manages the emperor's sentient fleshlights), is usually called a manager, or a 總管. Castration or spaying is called "閹割 or 去勢", pissing through a straw is a colloquialism for eunuchs, because they supposedly use a straw to aim their piss. I've used it here maybe once.

Here's a set of tools to spay.
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Im not sure if these have been posted..
I found this on his linkin account..
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Cry about it you rancid transvestite fuck

The Kiwi Farms is completely legal and has never been subject to any US criminal prosecution.
We're a fucking gossip site that documents and catlogues people.
You just don't like us because we catalogued your nefarious past with Translifeline and your history of sexually assaulting your co workers and we're mean to you because we don't like degenerates.
News flash brick face - you can't censor the Internet to stop people laughing at your ugly face and talking about your "consent accidents"
Get fucked rapist, "frustrating and confusing turn of events"?
It's called the Internet working properly faggot, you don't get to silence people who laugh at you.
Eat shit, dilate and bleed, and scream as your eyes boil from the seething.
Die screaming Dong Gone Gong Gong you eunuch fuck.
You lose.
 
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Imagine hating on our adorable little pumpkin. Also good to see this picture has ascended the IP2 thread.
I got it from Telegram during the first outage for a couple days. People were spamming it left and right and I saved it for future use. Glad I did.

Someone mentioned they make a log viewer for people who don't view logs. I don't think there's a more accurate description for it.
My husband said it sounded like Splunk, which is what his employer uses to view (or whatever) logs.

Compare Splunk's page (https://www.splunk.com) to Honeycomb's. That's how you hype your skills. No way is Honeycomb anything serious. It's no wonder Elliott has all this time to seethe all over the internet. His calendar must be as empty as the water supplies in California.
 
You should generally not stay logged in (with a “real” account) at Linked In. The site provides a “quick login” feature for this. In any case, you should review your privacy settings not to dox yourself by default if you visit someone’s profile, as you can be tricked to do this or just do it by accident.

Ideally you’d not use Linked In for anything, but I won‘t fault people for it. If it gets you a better job, it can’t be the worst website to have an account for.
 
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