Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Trixie Clop 9999]

talented artists in the wiggler community.

To be fair, they're only 15.

 

[WonderWino]

Too bad Luke, you're never growing your dick back.

So how long before he realizes that, combines that with his looney ranting about kiwifarmers being out to get him and then gets one of these, claiming its for personal safety

He'd still end up shooting blanks

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I'm ready for all the rainbows, but what if Keffals is not thinking on suing a Kiwi but LFJ? I don't think he would do a 180 and join kiwis against Elliot, but I can see him try to paint himself as a victim of Elliot's smear campaign, simply if it provides another 15 minutes of fame. This is obviously a long shot but I would really love for Keffals to surprise us with this lolsuit.

I don't think that's likely given that troon on troon violence wouldn't be the community-pleaser that he promised. In descending order of likeliness, I think the lawsuit is:

1. Utter bullshit that goes nowhere;
2. Against Null/Kiwi Farms
3. Countersuit against Destiny
4. Against that Mexican child that he thinks is Winter
5. Against some journo like Jesse Singal or Darren Beattie that gave him bad coverage
6. Some piddly lawsuit against the London Cops for damaging one of the computers they seized

 

[JT Marlin]

Catboy Ranch will be once more, now when Keffals can't groom minors on twitter.

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Exactly. Which is why he and Elliott Dong Gone have retreated into private enclaves. They've made a lot of enemies which have been documenting their every scumbag move.

A lot harder to do this to them in private discords or irc channels.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I know Lucas won't change, but there's a timeline where he does. Where he says "You know what, I'm sick of being used, here's all the dirt on the cocksuckers that have used me."

Yeah, imagine if Lucas spill more dirt at the (((chosen ones))), no need to guess how the ADL will react.

 

[Real Name 1973]

We are not an Autistic Illuminati.

So we're just autistic then?

Fair enough.

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Today we'll take a look at some fan art by the talented artists in the wiggler community.

You know I didn't take Keffals as a supporter of Imperial Japan but uh go for it qween.

The rising sun of the troon empire and all that.


E: It's actually worse the more I look at it. Color within the lines, please.

 

[George Floyd]

Completely scandalous that anyone spends a nonzero amount of time attempting to draw him, regardless of the quality of the resulting works

 

[Procrastinhater]

So much for covering up the baldness huh Lukey Boy?
And you were doing so well (you really weren't)
Maybe the comments pointing out his prolapsed urethra have gotten to him and he's planning on suing the Dr Poonwrong hack job that fucked up his eunuch surgery?

 

[Something Awful]

Dr. Poonwrong has probably already retired on a private island somewhere with all the money retarded Americans (and Canadians) have paid in the past decade to get themselves castrated.

(the thumbs up is an older picture, and it's during some kind of heatwave, if you accept that excuse for him looking so gross)

 

[Stochastic Terrorist]

Keffals being an actual Incel, calling cis women whores.
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Yeah, I can see where this is coming from, or to be specific: what kind of women he was picking on.

 

[AltisticRight]

and fuck his cat

*Eat his cat
Elliot Dong-Gong is Chinese and you know what we do to felines with our woks.

Keffals is no longer using twitter, so Keffals has been VERY active on Discord.

"Fake Channels"...suuuuuure
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Keffals is very sad Jew Klein got banned.

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Drugged up just like when he ran for the communist party, those 100k didn't do Keffals good.
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Keffals being an actual Incel, calling cis women whores.
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Keffals talking about DropKiwifarms
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Also he wish
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Thanks, would love a compilation of Lucas the Misogynist too, I want to make another video. I'll dig through this thread later.

 

[Courtfire]

Destiny clarified in his chat about the legal stuff, read from bottom to top.

Paperwork is already sent to Destiny's lawfirm 1-2 weeks ago, just waiting for them to formalize and forward it to Lucas.
Destiny's requesting a public retraction for 4 claims, there will be a lawsuit if Lucas refuses.

 

[AnOminous]

Dr. Poonwrong has probably already retired on a private island somewhere with all the money retarded Americans (and Canadians) have paid in the past decade to get themselves castrated.

(the thumbs up is an older picture, and it's during some kind of heatwave, if you accept that excuse for him looking so gross)

If you mean Suporn, he's been claiming to be retiring since at least 2016 but apparently hasn't completely gotten around to winding down his practice. He seems to be having a perpetual "going out of business" sale.

 

[AltisticRight]

Destiny clarified in his chat about the legal stuff, read from bottom to top.

Paperwork is already sent to Destiny's lawfirm 1-2 weeks ago, just waiting for them to formalize and forward it to Lucas.
Destiny's requesting a public retraction for 4 claims, there will be a lawsuit if Lucas refuses.
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Maybe his break is indeed another vacation, we may need another bedsheets referencer.
That 100k must be running thin. He paid 12 months of rent already, right? Canadian rental prices are pretty damn high depending on the location. 100k means he obtained 97k after the transaction fee, which is around 131k CAD. For two bedrooms in Ontario, you're looking at $2800 a month or $33600 a year, assuming he gets 2 months free, let's say $28,000. Essentially, he has around $100k CAD after paying for rent.

He's since blown this money on travelling and various ways to improve his troon streaming setup. Either way, that's not $100k USD anymore. I give him one more year before the money runs completely dry.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If you mean Suporn, he's been claiming to be retiring since at least 2016 but apparently hasn't completely gotten around to winding down his practice. He seems to be having a perpetual "going out of business" sale.

I like my version of his name better.
He should change it.
Mine is descriptive.
It would work as an ad for his business.
"Poon that's all wrong by Dr Poonwrong.
It's catchy and no one could accuse him of false advertising.

 

[Um...]

Maybe his break is indeed another vacation, we may need another bedsheets referencer.
That 100k must be running thin. He paid 12 months of rent already, right? Canadian rental prices are pretty damn high depending on the location. 100k means he obtained 97k after the transaction fee, which is around 131k CAD.

You forgot taxes. Here in the US he’d have to count that as income and pay beaucoup taxes on it. $100K would put him into a pretty high tax bracket too.

 

[AnOminous]

You forgot taxes. Here in the US he’d have to count that as income and pay beaucoup taxes on it. $100K would put him into a pretty high tax bracket too.

Here you are, thinking he's going to pay taxes instead of just hoping nobody reports him.

 

[Something Awful]

He's since blown this money on travelling and various ways to improve his troon streaming setup. Either way, that's not $100k USD anymore. I give him one more year before the money runs completely dry.

He's still making money elsewhere. His Twitch subscriber count has dropped a lot, but he still makes about $2,500 per month there. Plus the people who subscribe directly on keffals.gg (unknown amount). Plus the Patreon, but he says that money is used for paying his subcontractors.

At any rate, he's still making at least 4,000–5,000 Canadian dollars per month. And sure, he blew some money on travel, but it's not like plane tickets are that expensive. And I assume he was staying with the Irish troon for free.

 

[RotPockets]

Not only is Kiwi Farms back, it’s been fully restored to prominence in search engines as well. Google has actually stopped trying to de-index it from results. Recently they were hiding it from the first page, and DuckDuckGo had pushed it below any news article casting dispersions on Kiwi Farms integrity. Brave even prioritized Cloudflare’s statement of capitulating cuckoldry.

 

[TJBirish]

As much as that dudes comment was retarded as fuck I'm not gonna lie, autistic illuminati has a ring to it

I saw Autistic Illuminati open for Heartbreak of Psoriasis at the Pittsburgh Civic Arena in '95.

One of the only times they actually opened the roof, the smell was so bad.