Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I haven’t made a dumb retard low IQ post in a while so lemme fix that with a dumb question:

Are there any photos of the targets Lucas shot at when he was at the range, or did he only shoot that shotgun? I need to know whether or not my groupings are worse than his, because I’m retarded
 
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Where are you getting these numbers from? They seem a little…inflated for what this NEET does.
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The Twitch numbers? The subscriber count is public, you can see it if you go to his page and click the subscribe button.

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A base tier sub is $5 (but Twitch keeps 50%), so that's $2,500.

The Patreon is public too.

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You can also give him money on his site keffals.gg. He keeps shilling it, because he gets to keep all of the money instead of 50% like with Twitch. I don't know how many people use this, but probably a good amount of hardcore fans.

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Lucas is once again on his meds and online. here's some Interactions from his discord
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now Lucas. you can't just throw the big P around... especially with your history
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Imagine being scared of twitter. lol, lmao even
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looks like old habits die hard.
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uh oh.
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as I was writing this, he started streaming. so much for going offline.

oh and did I mention? this was all in an "announcement" channel
 
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Keffals has seemingly personally removed CrackedRack's song about her very shortly after Null praised it. Sus.

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LOL lucas's ego is in fucking shambles, he's definitely reading the thread.

The question is now, will he have the balls/be desperate enough to bring KF back as one of his main antagonists in his grift? Only time and an ever-dwindling follower count will tell.
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>Lucas stole the "[insert person here] is [fat] and I would not have sex with them" and spread it to his groomed catboys
Guys, I think Lucas might be more terminally addicted to using KF than any of its past or present users. He's definitely been checking KF on the regular.
 
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Keffals has admitted to using drugs in the past. Combine this with supposed "stress", I seriously think they are on high as fuck right now.

He fucking was trying to make a point about some sausage content and then got couldn't remember what they said literally three seconds earlier.
 
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I know I had said I was done with Keffals Art (KefFART if you will), but apparently we're all damn liars here and still do what we say we're taking a break from!
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- Better hair, been washed this week. Excellent concealment of the thinning! Demerit for excessive dead ends and under conditioning.
- Why are you holding the headphones like it's a mic you're about to deep throat? Audio guys hate that shit.
- Nothing done to those nails will hide that it's a man-hand.
- More subtle makeup than before, but still excessive if it's noticeable to me. Still doesn't redeem the mess you call a face.
- The Mighty-Morphin'-BlobTop does a good job of hiding the obvious stuffing in the bra, unfortunately it does not conceal the stuffing around the waist line.
Edit: Oh and I'm catching a wrapup of a frankly pretty boring Vtuber with 485 viewers >4hours in. Keffals has 444 an hour in. That's rough buddy.
 
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You'd think I'd stop finding it funny whenever he tries rebranding a joke from here since he clearly wants the style of humor found here but can never be a part of it, and yet I still have many a sensible chuckle when it happens. I've been trying not to repeat it ad nauseam anymore as we all know it at this point, but since he's so fond of it, I'll give him a special one.
Lucas Roberts is a fat, balding, ugly, pitiful man, and I would never have sex with him.
 
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Not only is Kiwi Farms back, it’s been fully restored to prominence in search engines as well. Google has actually stopped trying to de-index it from results. Recently they were hiding it from the first page, and DuckDuckGo had pushed it below any news article casting dispersions on Kiwi Farms integrity. Brave even prioritized Cloudflare’s statement of capitulating cuckoldry.

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WELL DONE @Null you finally abracadabra'd the narcissist troon known as keffals! He should learn not to fight with a wizard whos got a wand when hes lopped his off! 10 points to griffindor! I assume thats the real reason he ran off twitter a few days ago. All hail the boy who lived!

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