I’m enjoying the Twitter meltdowns so much. I don’t care if elon burns it to the ground, the heat from the fire warms my heart. Best 40 billion he ever spent
Earlier, a living ad posted the most NPC thing I’ve seen in the last year:
I can see you're going through a lot. But I have some suggestions.Me: http://twitter.com/MKBHDThat shirt!: http://shop.MKBHD.comDear Twitter (Part 1): https:...
youtu.be
[The comments are hilariously NPC too, worth checking out.]
Imagine unironically loving twitter!
NPC MKBHD can reach all the people that matter:
Finally, the point of the video. How he is going to save twitter? Using the words his corporate owners put in his mouth.
Brace yourself, it’s big brain time. He’s pulling out the crayons for this one!
Lol, where do you jump in. Wow such a hard problem. Well let’s look at your crayon drawings. So, if you are big boi elon and you want to make back your 40 billion because you can’t afford to waste it since you are a poor. What do you do? Well don’t worry, MKBHD has found the ‘Virtuous Cycle’ all praise the ‘Virtuous Cycle’ for it well never lead you estray. You see this is a very complicated topic with three states. Creators, Content, and Monetization. So if you want to make your money back which step should Elon jump into. I know, such a fucking hard question. We are really going to have to put on our thinking caps here. Elon isn’t a creator so it’s not that one. He doesn’t make content so it’s not that one…. AH HA, we are soooooo smurt. Obviously it’s the monetization stage. Yes, definitely. We needed that shitty diagram to make that basic bitch point. Oof, your big brain and shitty penmanship saved us MKBHD. All Hail the advertisers!
But oh no, if you don’t suck the advertisers cock then what happens! No money! What is a npc to do!!!!! Don’t you understand elon musk! Ads run the world!!!!!!!
The Corporate Whore admits advertisers hate free speech. Who’da thunk it. Maybe that Virtuous Cycle isn’t so Virtuous after all. Hmmm. No that can’t be it. Advertisers are our fwiends.
So In summary, elon needs to get back into the club, and bend over for advertisers. Stop messing with our formula for exploiting the attention of retards Elon! Stahp it. We can make so much fucking money Elon. Stahp:
I can’t wait for Elon’s next tweet:
