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Morally Self Righteous said:
Someone is sick of his shit :story:

"All you're doing is talking about how much you hate yourself on stream, and you don't even have the screen wall set up. I mean, you're telling people that you're depressed, that you're sad..."

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There's something fascinating and poetic about how each facecam stream he does,

It's a guarantee that the next time he shows his face, no matter how much he "pretties" himself up, he looks so depressed and hollow. Look at the thumbnail for this video, it tells you everything.
His deterioration that is unfolding in real time, reminds me of The Picture of Dorian Gray, except this adaption has troonshine in it.
 
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My Name is Mud said:
Lmao, fucking based.
When was that? And who was the guy speaking?
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It was today. Keffals was planning to do an election night stream.

It sounds a lot like his ex-fiance. And I don't know who else it could be, I don't think Lucas has any other friends in Canada. When he returned home after TwitchCon and was depressed, apparently someone had to come from the U.S. and stay with him to make sure he didn't 41% himself.
 
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I am so fucking thankful to the few Kiwis among us that have the sheer autism and strength of will to listen to boring ass streamers like Keffals just so they can relay any juicy tidbits to the rest of us.

God bless you.
 
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Something Awful said:
It sounds a lot like his ex-fiance.
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Disagree on this one. It's hard to tell as I believe the only time we've heard the ex-fiance's voice on stream was when they flew out to Northern Ireland to give that statement on stream about the SWATing. [Raw Unarchived Stream] 52:50 for a voice comparison.
It's hard to tell because we're comparing someone talking directly into a high quality microphone as opposed to the microphone picking up a voice across the room.

Keffals does have a brother I believe, it could be him?
On a side note however: I think we all knew this but confirmed that that screen was blocking view of a door behind it. Keffals forgot to pull it all the way out.
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My Name is Mud said:
Lmao, fucking based.
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I'd imagine today as the KeffalsUpdates account posted saying how Keffals was live now (about 3 hours ago). Guessing whoever on mic talked them out of streaming.
 
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Punished Neco said:
So lets recap the current situation:
>Farms are up
>Bobposting exiled
>Kermit has left Twitter
>Keffals has vowed to not use Twitter anymore (lol no chance)
>NaiaGoesAwoo has left Twitter (was recently also posting about service providers)
>ErinInTheMorn probably about to have a shitfit over the election results because of "trans genocide"
>And I think to myself, what a wonderful world!
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I like how this dude whines that Luke had us "on the ropes."

Ever heard of rope-a-dope, bitch?
 
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Something Awful said:
It was today. Keffals was planning to do an election night stream.

It sounds a lot like his ex-fiance. And I don't know who else it could be, I don't think Lucas has any other friends in Canada. When he returned home after TwitchCon and was depressed, apparently someone had to come from the U.S. and stay with him to make sure he didn't 41% himself.
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And we all know the best way to get someone to stop being suicidal and not kill themselves is to berate them and tell them to stop whining lol.

Not that I think Lucas is necessarily gonna 41% anytime soon, what with being a raging narcissist and all, but whoever that is has a fantastic understanding of how to handle someone that is supposedly depressed.
 
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Punished Neco said:
So lets recap the current situation:
>Farms are up
>Bobposting exiled
>Kermit has left Twitter
>Keffals has vowed to not use Twitter anymore (lol no chance)
>NaiaGoesAwoo has left Twitter (was recently also posting about service providers)
>ErinInTheMorn probably about to have a shitfit over the election results because of "trans genocide"
>And I think to myself, what a wonderful world!
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WHO MUST GO ?
 
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LadiosSopp said:
Not that I think Lucas is necessarily gonna 41% anytime soon, what with being a raging narcissist and all
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I thought that about Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, who blew his brains out exactly one year ago. Turns out being a narcissist cunt doesn't preclude you from killing yourself, you just perhaps do it for different reasons than regular people might.
 
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Morally Self Righteous said:
The clip was from today's very short stream. It looks like he deleted the VOD. Here it is with the intro removed.

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He looks intoxicated and extremely defeated. Poor guy :story:
I'm guessing the guy that berated him could tell he's obviously on drugs and in no condition to stream.
 
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And so we return to how it was in the early days of this thread. Keffals self destructs and Kiwis laugh. The difference now is far more people have heard of both Keffals and the farms. While this was the intention of Keffals, it didnt quite end up how Im sure it was imagined.

Sure hope the 100k was worth it, bitch. Because from now on the most likely method of introduction to Keffals most people are going to have is going to be the front page of this thread.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Another of Keffals more vocal supporters has disowned him. This is a Discord community member.
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Sorry buddy, KiwiFarms always owned Lucas. My boy fell for the trans meme. His dog-collar actually reads "Kiwi-Farms"
We were here to pick him off his feet at his lowest, and rehabilitated him from a lifetime of transtender ideology and indoctrinations from a young age.

Lucas will continue to grift free money from hapless befuddled troons on our behalf, as was the plan. This money funds KiwiFarms servers.
His efforts were officially sanctioned by Joshua Moon back in Jan 2022. It was all part of a pre-planned gay-op, always has been.

The Trans Menace didn't have a leader, so we created him through artifical drama with our inside man, Destiny.

Lucas had been browsing the forums for a while by then and we slowly turned him into an acolyte puppet, controlled by none other than Joshua Connor Moon. Who, here, in the darkness, binded him.

Our Troonshine King has turned millions of normal people who had no problem with lgbTP+ folx against the trans agenda.
Helping ensure Republicans win all branches of Government in the coming elections after the retards on the Supreme Court put everything in jeopardy on an election year.

God bless his humble self- sacrifice. He put on this elaborate performance, a ruse if you will, to expose you. Now they see you for what you are.

edited: for screedposting responses to ""people"" on twitter.
 

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Keffals is such a lover of democracy he decided to come online to do an election stream. Proceeds to immediately abuse his chat, while looking and sounding like he just woke up from an opiate nap.
Then gets berated for his intolerable self loathing narcissism on stream in his own home like a spiteful teenager who also won't shower or clean up his room.
What a wholesome leader for these young and mentally ill followers of his.
CBC should do a follow up on this saviour of the transgender movement and all his wins. What a hero.
 
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