Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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I for one can't wait for tonight to see all the horrible takes of people celebrating or complaining about how the GOP winning means no aid for Ukraine when not a damn thing is going to change, most that will happen is announcements of funds will be quieter and maybe some of it moved to the black budget.
It does not mean no aid to Ukraine, it just means a reduction in the quality and quantity of aid. It's not that hard of a concept to figure out. Any attempts at passing more billion dollar packages will be met with extreme distrust from the public.

The point of Russian economic warfare is not to make this conflict unbearable for the American elites, but to make it so the average American cannot afford to feed and shelter themselves, causing chaos in the streets and in the ranks of the American army.
 
I like how the problem he has is it being called "gay" (which it is), and not it being normalized sexual assault.

Great priorities there.
Probably fake; but historically a lot of people didn't think in terms of gay and straight so much as they thought in terms of pitcher and catcher. Women were inherently catchers and men who sought out being catchers were what they considered gay and on a level with women. Julius Caesar used to sodomise the gallic chieftans he defeated to humiliate the tribe. This is probably something that mindset which still persists today.
 
I for one can't wait for tonight to see all the horrible takes of people celebrating or complaining about how the GOP winning means no aid for Ukraine when not a damn thing is going to change, most that will happen is announcements of funds will be quieter and maybe some of it moved to the black budget.
Ah yes, the GOP which certain types have been screeching about for years as having cucked to the democrats over everything are totally about to become #based and side with russia when even drumpf at his peak power/popularity refused to drop any sanctions

Also fucking lol at the new russian conscript being raped footage. Always heartening to see my cynical remarks about the absolute fucking state of russia and its excuse of an army be proven correct again and again and again...

Probably fake; but historically a lot of people didn't think in terms of gay straight so much as they thought in terms of pitcher and catcher. Women were inherently catchers and men who sought out being catchers were what they considered gay. Julius Caesar used to sodomise the gallic chieftans he defeated to humiliate the tribe. This is probably something that mindset which still persists today.
Frankly its probably more to do with the fact that nobody involved actually gives a shit about whatever ideology they pretend to believe or their bosses pretend they believe and just instinctively do whatever it is that gets them momentary pleasure or profit or prestige among the rest of the rabble. Basically just textbook prison rules.
 
The AP are trying to push the Ukranian genocide narrative.

But they weirdly fail at it? They mention how the soldiers were going off specific lists, likely from their intel guys and almost all the specific examples they gave were people confirmed to be working with the Ukranian Army.

Hell they even mention that when a volunteer got shot and they thought it was a civilian they took him back to patch him up.

Conveniently they forgot to mention that the Ukranian SBU and mini-militians were doing the exact same thing to people since week one of the war.

I'm not even pro-Russian but when you try to spin something this hard...


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I'm sure people will say "Muh genuvah cumvention" but 99% of the protections provided by the Geneva convention are for Uniformed fighters in particular. If you're a civilian directly helping the military or a non-uniformed fighter you're kind of on your own.
 
Probably fake; but historically a lot of people didn't think in terms of gay and straight so much as they thought in terms of pitcher and catcher. Women were inherently catchers and men who sought out being catchers were what they considered gay and on a level with women. Julius Caesar used to sodomise the gallic chieftans he defeated to humiliate the tribe. This is probably something that mindset which still persists today.
Exactly, it's died out in a lot of places that have a long Christian tradition but you still see that mindset.

Really, though, there's no other explanation for being the pitcher unless you're either bisexual at least or a violent sexual predator. Actually getting into that is a big step for a "straight man".

Maybe I have been to harsh to poor conscript buttfuckdski, so in honor of his suffering I have created this humble tribute
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18 NAKED CONSCRIPTS IN THE BARRACKS AT RUS RANCH!
BIG, HARD, THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED!
18 NAKED CONSCRIPTS WANTING TO BE FUCKED!

CONSCRIPTS IN THE BARRACKS AT RUS RANCH!
ON THEIR KNEES WANTING TO SUCK CONSCRIPT COCKS!
RUS RANCH REALLY ROCKS!

HOT, HARD, BUFF CONSCRIPTS, THEIR COCKS THROBBING HARD!
18 MORE WILD CONSCRIPTS OUT IN THE YARD!
BIG, BULGING COCKS EVER SO HARD!

ORGY IN THE BARRACKS AT RUS RANCH!
BIG, HARD, THROBBING COCKS RAMMING CONSCRIPT BUTT!
LIKE A BREED OF RAM WANTING TO RUT!

BIG, HARD, THROBBING COCKS GETTING SUCKED REAL DEEP!
CONSCRIPTS EVEN GETTING FUCKED IN THEIR SLEEP!
RUS RANCH ... IT ROCKS!

CONSCRIPTS LOVE BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS!
Holy shit LOL, they're de-Satanizing that ass like Zhukov in Berlin. That's got to be great for morale!
 
Anyone else find it strange how russian troops are barely able to film murky 144p quality videos when it comes to their glorious totally-winning-guiz-and-not-getting-slaughtered efforts on the battlefield and yet when it comes to the footage they make of anally raping eachother in the barracks that shits like in HD by comparison

Really noggles the boglin....
 
Anyone else find it strange how russian troops are barely able to film murky 144p quality videos when it comes to their glorious totally-winning-guiz-and-not-getting-slaughtered efforts on the battlefield and yet when it comes to the footage they make of anally raping eachother in the barracks that shits like in HD by comparison

Really noggles the boglin....
Lmao, you almost figured it out. Almost.

Here's a hint: They all have Ukrainian accents. It's filmed in HD in Poland somewhere for consumption by NAFO cumguzzlers. Now that this is settled, try posting something you didn't get from the gay section on Pornhub (or your local American children's library).

Man, the quality of Ukrainian recruits has gone to the shitter. Are they raiding old folks homes? This unfortunate fella was captured by Dagestanis, who hilariously beat him with a slipper. Edit: On a second watch, is the captive trying to speak in English? He's got some weird accent if he is.
 
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Isn't the range just 25km for the short range missiles (same as the Lancet-3 drones) and 50km for the extended range? Ukraine is a big country, it will barely provide any meaningful coverage. And putting anything like that near the front will just designate them as targets for cheap Lancet drones (25km range) or guided artillery rounds (20km range). Sure, they may shoot down 80-90% of the drones or artillery rounds, but the 10% that will make it through are going to make it count. Again, not cost effective. Especially when Russia starts using even cheaper decoy drones.
Again, they're not trying to blanket Ukraine with these hi-viz 4th gen missile systems; for every NASMS sent to Ukraine, they're receiving scores of manpads & artillery-based AA.
That is the one thing the US has done right, they got Europe by the balls.
And almost entirely by accident, it seems.
Governments passing on additional costs directly to the taxpayer by means of propaganda is not exactly a novel idea. They just convinced some of their dumber citizens to willingly tax themselves more, and the donations are already dwindling due to rising inflation and energy costs around the world.
I don't know.... Ukrainians (& Europeans & Americans) with money to spare don't really need much propaganda to help fund & offset the costs of war.

Besides; now the MIC has become something that exists & operates apart from distinct national interests & control, purely as a result of subcontracting & globalising, and would've thrown it's weight into Ukraine, even if major Western heads of state had demurred.

Because there is a metric fuckton of money to be made from this particular war. Just like always.
 
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Looks like it's getting chilly in Donetsk. Hopefully the Wagner mercenaries and Chechens give the conscripts a blanket to keep warm before they rape them.

Unfortunately anal lube is in short supply on the frontlines so the Christian Crusaders defending against globohomo will be going in dry. I've heard KGB Patriarch Kirill said being forcibly buttfucked by Chechen Muslims and pozzed Wagner prisoners is penance for your sins, so bend over and take it boys!
 
You know half the time I hope Ukraine wins but then I read all the hohol smugposts.
Then I hope the vatniks win and actually yeah they smug post too but not as much. Still kinda annoying.

At the end I just want the killing to end so normal people can live their lives and both governments can FUCK OFF.
 
You know half the time I hope Ukraine wins but then I read all the hohol smugposts.
Then I hope the vatniks win and actually yeah they smug post too but not as much. Still kinda annoying.

At the end I just want the killing to end so normal people can live their lives and both governments can FUCK OFF.
The Ukrainians are fighting a defensive war against an enemy state that has racked up more war crimes than anyone since the IJA. Russia is totally isolated because of this insane war of aggression and I don't understand why they're doing it.

The entire world is behind Ukraine...humanitarian aid is just military aid under civilian cover.
 
The Ukrainians are fighting a defensive war against an enemy state that has racked up more war crimes than anyone since the IJA. Russia is totally isolated because of this insane war of aggression and I don't understand why they're doing it.

The entire world is behind Ukraine...humanitarian aid is just military aid under civilian cover.
Except apparently Iran. And turkey. And North Korea, India, and China.
 
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India and China have both sent "humanitarian aid" and continue to call for the territorial integrity of Ukraine.

I really hope the Russians weren't retarded enough to think the Chinese are their allies, lol.
China is no one’s ally lol but they will bluster like they are if it suits them I think even the most airheaded person knows that.
 
China is no one’s ally lol but they will bluster like they are if it suits them I think even the most airheaded person knows that.
Did you ever consider China might decide to take advantage of Russia's weakness and decide to renegotiate their unequal treaty? Vladivostok sounds much nicer as Haishenwai in my humble opinion.

Russia is completely fucked, its military has been exposed as a corrupt, weak joke that is no threat to anybody. Maybe Pootie can bail out some more of the Satanist Biolab Azov Nazi Khazar Jews on behalf of one of his corrupt buddies while his conscripts are buttfucked by Chechens.

What a goofy clown show Russia is...to think we used to be afraid of you back in the Soviet days, lol.
 
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