Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I notice that when Keffals and his ilk call kiwifarms the devil, they're just describing Isabella Loretta Janke.

They say "Kiwifarms is a place where transphobes congregate to plan their murders, which they carry out with harassment campaigns meant to drive their victims to suicide, and they celebrate after every death they cause!"

Meanwhile, ILJ (not a kiwi) bragged that her ultimate plan for Chris was to make him kill himself, and claims to have caused the suicides of multiple other transgender people, which fellow students at her campus also attest to.

But guess what? When kiwifarms found out about this behavior, she wasn't praised for driving transgender people to suicide like everyone else on this site apparently does, she was shamed for this behaviour, and kiwifarms was the driving force behind exposing her and shaming her in the hopes that some justice would be served by the proper authorities.

Acting as if everyone on kiwifarms is Isabella Loretta Janke is a boldfaced lie.
 
All they had to do was leave the kids alone
Alternative viewpoint: All they had to do was astroturf the fart porn reviews so that Lucas wasn't stuck with ONE 1-star review calling the farts fake lmao

You can't make shit like that up, weirder than fiction :story:

I notice that when Keffals and his ilk call kiwifarms the devil, they're just describing Isabella Loretta Janke.
Stop that, every time you name the beast, the CIA plot to take our asses offline gets 7 more layers of complexity. Next it'll be remote-controlled cyber-cockroaches with C4 micro-detonating on datacenters and trained dolphins lasering underwater fiber lines.
 
I present another specimen from Lucas' Discord. Meet "Dany"
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He's already started down the Troon pipeline complete with troonshine it seems
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Pour one out for a catboy started down the highway 41(%). I'll leave you all with a little humor this time around
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What's this now?
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I egged them on I egged kiwi Farms on I wanted them to attack me because by doing that I was able to show the world how [ __ ] vile they are that's what that's what did it that's what made us win that campaign that I was willing to expose Myself

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traumatic thing that happened to me into content to try and cast doubt on my motives or what actually happened despite the fact that it was very well documented by journalists
One of the other my man, can't be both. You're saying they tried to cast doubt on your motives and were actually right while the journalists were gullible.

Someone is sick of his shit :story:

"All you're doing is talking about how much you hate yourself on stream, and you don't even have the screen wall set up. I mean, you're telling people that you're depressed, that you're sad..."

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I liked the fishes, thanks Keffals. Congrats on your win over the Kiwi Farms and all the other haters.
 
Someone is sick of his shit :story:

"All you're doing is talking about how much you hate yourself on stream, and you don't even have the screen wall set up. I mean, you're telling people that you're depressed, that you're sad..."

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Wasn't EFNO supposed to visit for a bit or is that planned for later?
This is just sad. He's been reduced to a babbling addict in withdrawal. Get clean before you're giving blowjobs for crack Lucas
Or worse: suck dick for cock.
 
Just log off.
That ain't happening, especially when it's a guarantee way to avoid getting laughed at and fucked with by people.
Complete austist like Lucas can't seem to comprehend that and must be online every goddamn day without any break and yet these people tell you go "Go touch grass."
For them the internet is practically their livelyhood and having to face the real world is something that would most likely cause them into deep depression or (considering to) commit an hero.
After all you can't block and report people that call you a faggot in real life.
 
It's honestly hard to watch him be such a raging addict, his latest appearance has "out of control trainwreck" all over it. Cringe. Just log off.
Snorting all your fast money is a complete rookie mistake. Hasn't this dude ever watched Scarface or any other movie about the hubris of criminals? And this was the guy I was supposed to follow into the revolution though watching Twitch?
 
Someone is sick of his shit :story:

"All you're doing is talking about how much you hate yourself on stream, and you don't even have the screen wall set up. I mean, you're telling people that you're depressed, that you're sad..."

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This clip is art. The Mario music and kitten video over a drunk and drugged out Keffals arguing with someone trying to get them to stop streaming and airing their dirty laundary - all captured ONSTREAM because Keffals is too crunked to mute audio.

LOL, what a trashfire. He looked like such fucking shit. That’s the real Lucas by the way, for anyone who bought the “e-thot” angle he tried and failed for like 2 days.

I’m getting Narcissa Wright vibes, big time. Lucas is technically speedrunning the death of his “career” in front of our eyes so the similarities are there. They’re also both slow-talking ghouls with unwatchable boring streams.

Who is the mystery man in this kino clip? Don’t waste your time stopping Lucas sir. Let the man stream If he wants to stream. It’s what the people want.

LOL Lucas is such a fucking disaster of a human. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
 
Keffals's crowning achievement in life is destroying the credibility of Cloudflare by making them capitulate to a mob to drop Kiwifarms with the help of Liz Fong-Jones. That is literally it. Everything else they touch is trash or lies in ruin and the drugs/booze/pills are the only escape to fry their brain into apathy to a vapid audience of young impressionable weirdos who are finally getting the hint that this person is kind of a loser. Why would you want to model your life after someone like that? Does Keffals look well adjusted and happy to you?
 
Everything else they touch is trash or lies in ruin and the drugs/booze/pills are the only escape to fry their brain into apathy to a vapid audience of young impressionable weirdos who are finally getting the hint that this person is kind of a loser. Why would you want to model your life after someone like that? Does Keffals look well adjusted and happy to you?
All these dudes always think that the stupid thing they want to do will work out for them unlike everyone else because it's them doing it. They never question if the fact they want to do something stupid means they might not be able to be the one person to actually pull it off.
 
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