Future of the House

[Jon Osterman]

He threw a fit when Barb tried to trash some of his junk, including shit that had been damaged in the fire (cwcki). So there’s precedent.

He also got mad when he left for Too Many Games and Barb tossed some stuff. Looking back it's pretty likely that, especially since he probably doesn't care about Tom or Harriet or even Barb anymore, he throws the biggest fit we've ever seen if his stuff is gone. That is, if he finds out.

 

[Ophelia]

He also got mad when he left for Too Many Games and Barb tossed some stuff. Looking back it's pretty likely that, especially since he probably doesn't care about Tom or Harriet or even Barb anymore, he throws the biggest fit we've ever seen if his stuff is gone. That is, if he finds out.

I don’t think he can really comprehend it until he sees evidence with his own eyes. Then we’ll get the fit.

 

[Pope Urban]

Not to mention it basically being a tourist attraction for insane internet people. I definitely wouldn’t want to live there.

Drachenlord had a similar situation, where he lost his infamous house. The solution was that the community bought it, and had it demolished. Chris doesn't have the issue of regular pilgrimages like Winkler did, but it may be possible that its demolished as well due to its infamy.

 

[Pope Urban]

The house itself is a loss and I doubt anyone would want to live on the property after the first buyers get harrassed and doxxed by weens. The land itself might find industrial use in the end.

I'm not so sure a future buyer of the house would face that much harassment as long as they're normal.
As for the property finding industrial use, it would have to be rezoned for that, and I imagine it's pretty unlikely given that it's in the middle of a residential area.

 

[FinnSven]

It will probably just end up sold.
If some weens harass the new owners, it will not be for long as I would hazard a guess that they have mostly given up on Chris now.

New people to bother might interest some of them, but as they probably won’t react in the way they want, then they will tire of it.

The only thing that might produce future drama/milk is if in a few years Chris shows up in the news having been arrested for going back there and flipping out at the new inhabitants.

 

[Jon Osterman]

Chris doesn't have the issue of regular pilgrimages like Winkler did

The isssue is pretty much any amount of visits would get annoying, and 14BC still gets visits. Who knows if weens will still be interested in making the pilgrimage to the Sonichu Temple once the Chandlers move out, probably depends on if they know where Chris ends up, but if they still do then no one will live there.

 

[Kirby]

The only thing that might produce future drama/milk is if in a few years Chris shows up in the news having been arrested for going back there and flipping out at the new inhabitants.

This is inevitable. It's not a matter of if but if when. Chris has a history of trespassing. Assuming Chris doesn't die before Barb does he will 100% knock on the door and demand that whoever lives there let him live there for free as well since it's his temple.

If the house gets sold whoever has to fix it up will probably have the common sense to put up a tard free fence around the perimeter.

 

[Pope Urban]

The isssue is pretty much any amount of visits would get annoying, and 14BC still gets visits. Who knows if weens will still be interested in making the pilgrimage to the Sonichu Temple once the Chandlers move out, probably depends on if they know where Chris ends up, but if they still do then no one will live there.

The visits to Chris' house that do occur are mostly non-invasive. someone just takes a picture from the street then leaves. Sometimes people sneak into the backyard, then leave unnoticed. Not something I'd be thrilled to have happen at my house, but I bet interest in new footage of the home would dwindle once some nobody took up shop.
That being said, I certainly wouldn't purchase that house.

 

[Harambe]

The visits to Chris' house that do occur are mostly non-invasive. someone just takes a picture from the street then leaves. Sometimes people sneak into the backyard, then leave unnoticed. Not something I'd be thrilled to have happen at my house, but I bet interest in new footage of the home would dwindle once some nobody took up shop.
That being said, I certainly wouldn't purchase that house.

I dunno seems like a decent long term real estate purchase--assuming the current level of autism is depreciating the property. Speculative to a certain extent--but I bet the price is lower relative to its comps in the area. Value artificially deflated by autism? Just sit on it for a while! Autism will find a new fixation. Flip it later. Chris' truest destiny is a weird footnote in a history of 'shit people were fixated on for some reason.' The plot's truest destiny is 'modest but not too bad home for a family.' I'd pick it up if I had the cash on hand. Cleaning it up and leaving it vacant (maintaining it) would on its own probably cause value to pick up. Could always try to throw some section 8ers in, a bunch of rando niggos would certainly defuse the ticking time bomb of autism interest.

 

[The Dude]

@Jon Osterman

Probably because he had no reason to. They live half a state away from Ruckersville and Chris couldn't afford to be driving around just for shits and giggles. He's always been content to stay near home unless there was something he really wanted to do that required traveling. Besides, up until now Barb and her sister didn't have a good relationship.

 

[FinnSven]

The isssue is pretty much any amount of visits would get annoying, and 14BC still gets visits. Who knows if weens will still be interested in making the pilgrimage to the Sonichu Temple once the Chandlers move out, probably depends on if they know where Chris ends up, but if they still do then no one will live there.

I don’t think it would be anything more than an occasional inconvenience.
98% or more of the normal human population have no idea what a Chris Chan is.

I have lived in a couple of shitholes and had to deal with scum visiting inquiring about previous scum living at my address, e.g. drug customers, creditors, the police on a couple of occasions.
It’s not especially annoying if you are a grown adult and tell them to go away or in the case of the police just telling them the date you moved in and that you never met the person they want.

It’s not that an unusual thing to happen in cities, so chances are they just put it down to an odd person having lived there.

A few kids talking about some mad sounding person can’t be that hard to tell to go away.

The neighbors might even take pity and explain enough that they just put a sign up, or assist in firmly asking weens to find a new lolcow.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don’t think it would be anything more than an occasional inconvenience.
98% or more of the normal human population have no idea what a Chris Chan is.

I have lived in a couple of shitholes and had to deal with scum visiting inquiring about previous scum living at my address, e.g. drug customers, creditors, the police on a couple of occasions.
It’s not especially annoying if you are a grown adult and tell them to go away or in the case of the police just telling them the date you moved in and that you never met the person they want.

It’s not that an unusual thing to happen in cities, so chances are they just put it down to an odd person having lived there.

A few kids talking about some mad sounding person can’t be that hard to tell to go away.

The neighbors might even take pity and explain enough that they just put a sign up, or assist in firmly asking weens to find a new lolcow.

There's a house in my city that the papers still report on regarding previous residents, but that's because a horrific murder-suicide took place in the house decades ago. People still live in the house, too, and don't let it bother them.

Chris is small potatoes compared to that, especially in the boonies where the house is located. Just some local weirdo nobody liked and was glad to see gone. The new residents would need to be notified about the legacy of the trailer trash that lived there, but beyond the occasional visitor once 14BC starts getting well maintained it'll just look like any boring old house on that street and not be worth the drive out there.

The biggest threat is, as noted, Chris himself getting back out there, but that would require him getting transport (which he's in no position to get at present) and a single phonecall to the cops would see him dragged right back to jail.

 

[FinnSven]

There's a house in my city that the papers still report on regarding previous residents, but that's because a horrific murder-suicide took place in the house decades ago. People still live in the house, too, and don't let it bother them.

Chris is small potatoes compared to that, especially in the boonies where the house is located. Just some local weirdo nobody liked and was glad to see gone. The new residents would need to be notified about the legacy of the trailer trash that lived there, but beyond the occasional visitor once 14BC starts getting well maintained it'll just look like any boring old house on that street and not be worth the drive out there.

The biggest threat is, as noted, Chris himself getting back out there, but that would require him getting transport (which he's in no position to get at present) and a single phonecall to the cops would see him dragged right back to jail.

There is always an outside chance that a kiwi, lurker or active poster, with the means to buy the property might do so once it goes up for sale.

Or maybe even Genosamuel will.

It would be a fitting end to his comprehensive history if Geno opened his door and there was Chris asking to move back in.

 

[Optimus Prime]

There is always an outside chance that a kiwi, lurker or active poster, with the means to buy the property might do so once it goes up for sale.

Or maybe even Genosamuel will.

It would be a fitting end to his comprehensive history if Geno opened his door and there was Chris asking to move back in.

Oh, Chris wouldn't be asking to move back in, he'd be demanding Geno get out.

 

[FinnSven]

Oh, Chris wouldn't be asking to move back in, he'd be demanding Geno get out.

Maybe geno would take pity and let him live in the doghouse?

 

[Jon Osterman]

The visits to Chris' house that do occur are mostly non-invasive. someone just takes a picture from the street then leaves. Sometimes people sneak into the backyard, then leave unnoticed. Not something I'd be thrilled to have happen at my house, but I bet interest in new footage of the home would dwindle once some nobody took up shop.
That being said, I certainly wouldn't purchase that house.

That would still get annoying and some people also actually knock. I'm not saying that Chris' house gets swarmed, just that any amount of randoms showing up and taking pictures and maybe even sneaking in to the backyard would get annoying.
That being said, I don't think visits will be a problem if the house gets sold because they would stop. There'd be nothing to gain to visit Chris' old house, especially if they knew where he was at the time.

 

[Ophelia]

That would still get annoying and some people also actually knock. I'm not saying that Chris' house gets swarmed, just that any amount of randoms showing up and taking pictures and maybe even sneaking in to the backyard would get annoying.

Some of this annoyance can be solved by a couple dogs.

 

[Executive Petrel]

There is always an outside chance that a kiwi, lurker or active poster, with the means to buy the property might do so once it goes up for sale.

Or maybe even Genosamuel will.

It would be a fitting end to his comprehensive history if Geno opened his door and there was Chris asking to move back in

Liquid Chris will buy and defend it as the true and honest Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler, not the troon ripoff from the netflix adaption.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

If the house gets sold whoever has to fix it up will probably have the common sense to put up a tard free fence around the perimeter.

I'm thinking electrified, but it would be a liability issue. (Animals are smart enough to keep away from them. Neighborhood kids, not so much.)

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Besides, up until now Barb and her sister didn't have a good relationship.

I doubt that they do now, either. Whatever they are doing for her, they are probably doing out of a sense of duty. While it was a particularly awfuul thing to happen to Barb, they aren't obligated to do a thing if they didn't want to.