Lolcow Steven Veach / SympathyForTheQuarians / ObserverSeptember / SVeach94 - Terminally online Death Note fanfiction author who wants to decapitate Null with a katana

[SenutiSolidus]

Surprise surprise, the three stories he deleted are the exact three ones I highlighted from his profile. Wonder if he's been reading his thread. Hi Steven!

In other news, here is a brand new fanfiction (archive) from our boy. He managed to avoid making it about Death Note this time, but I don't know if that's really much of an improvement since this one is about Mass Effect and a cannabis dispensary.
Stayvun also seems very unhappy with the recent midterms and it looks like he's using it to scream in to the void about his delusions of Californian secession.
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"America is doomed"

Unless republicans get the Senate, does it matter at all that they'll probably get the House? nothing gets passed without the senate *and* Biden's signature. There's not enough for a two thirds vote to break vetos.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Surprise surprise, the three stories he deleted are the exact three ones I highlighted from his profile. Wonder if he's been reading his thread. Hi Steven!

Since this thread is still in PG he would have had to make an account to view it. Does that mean he's so terminally online he actively browses Kiwifarms for any sign of people talking about him?

Actually that would make sense for somebody completely obsessed with KF to the point where they write several fanfictions about decapitating Null with a katana.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I wrote my first fanfiction.


"Hershel Rosenberg, I am very glad I gave you the Death Note," he finally said. The he decided to get to the heart of the matter.
"Now. You have attended to my needs. Over the last four days, you have asked me unceasing questions on the properties of the Death Note. I admire your cautiouness and intelligence. But I must ask: who will be your first kill? You must use it eventually."

Without hesitation, Hershel Rosenberg walked into his super secret Jewish computer lab, pulled up Google, and typed in "super retarded fan fic writer".
"Sir," he said seriousely as he got the Death Note out of his drawer. "Here is my first kill."

Taking out a pen, he quickly wrote the following into the Death Note:

מוות - Steven Veach
מאת אונס בתחת​

"A perfect target," Ryuk said, pleasantly surprised. Over the last few days he had learned that Hershel Rosenberg was an American Jew and a strong supporter of abortion rights and the state of Israel and that he hated bad fanfiction writer with a passion. This was a logical, reasonable target. He approved of his judgement.

"Now, Hershel," Ryuk said ominously. "Watch."

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It was hard to go out in public these days. Everybody laughed at him. Since his Kiwifarms thread got moved out of the proving grounds, everbody laughed at him because of his shitty written fanfictions. And they hated him for being pro-life and an antisemite. He could barely go out in public without watching his back. Still, at least he could got out to get some troon hocker. He needed to find a troon hocker. He ran out of troon cum and he needed his daily dose of troon cum. But first he needed to get some new troon porn. He has heard about some shitty fake fart porn from some weird Canadian troon. He needed to get it.

"THERE HE IS!"

As he walked out of his local porn shop with some new bought fake fart troon porn, three people rushed towards him. Before he could even respond, two of them hit his legs with some huge woobly dildos and forced him on his knees.

"Well, well, well." Steven Veach's eyes widened in horror as he realized the man who said that was slowly walking towards him with what looked like the Assblaster 5000, all while the two other people who had forced him on his knees held his arms and kept him immobile.

"Steven Veach," the man with the Assblaster 5000 said slowly. Then he started the turbo assdestruction mode of the Assblaster 5000, ready to destroy some ass. "THIS IS FOR MY 6 MILLION JEW BROTHERS, ANTISEMITE!"

"NO NO PLE-"

Any further protests from Steven Veach turned into delightful moaning as he liked it what the Assblaster 5000 in full turbo assdestruction mode did to his ass.

---

Ten minutes later, Hershel Rosenberg found a delightful message on Israel's Twitter account.

"Holy shit ... someone assblasted Steven Veach's ass with the Assblaster 5000. AND HE LIKED IT! Not kidding. Also not going to lie: he's a fucking faggot."

"Sir," he said, turning to Ryuk and smiling, "this is the beginning of something very gay. Hail Israel!"

 

[SenutiSolidus]

*He writes Null's name in the deathnote*
Null: You think Joshua Moon is my real name?

 

[Jewthulhu]

Did you find anything on the fic that made him so adamant to prove that he's not an antisemite?

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Also, re-sharing this bit I found. He's apparently a poor virgin with rage.

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[Sneedifarms]

Did you find anything on the fic that made him so adamant to prove that he's not an antisemite?
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The blogpost at the end of the decapitating Null fanfiction mentions a Mary Goldberg character that was accused of being a Jewish stereotype. There seems to be an entire fanfic (archive) about this character in question. Skimming through it briefly, it looks like Ms. Goldberg uses the Death Note first to kill Nazis, and then to subjugate Palestinians (lmfao) and establish a literal global Jewish empire. After this she dies and meets the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). It looks like people weren't terribly happy about this silly goy stepping out of line.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Did you find anything on the fic that made him so adamant to prove that he's not an antisemite?
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I would guess it's the "The Senator from Moscow" story that is mentioned in your screenshot. Because of "a single reference" and "Judaism he brought up there".

Google -> "Steven Veach The Senator from Moscow" -> forums.spacebattles.com/thread


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Looks like an alternate history story where Stalin dies during WW2 and Hitler get's assassinated and a Jew gets outed as Soviet spy in the USA and wrote a diary with "Judas" in the title. Just skipped through it.

 

[Jewthulhu]

The blogpost at the end of the decapitating Null fanfiction mentions a Mary Goldberg character that was accused of being a Jewish stereotype. There seems to be an entire fanfic (archive) about this character in question. Skimming through it briefly, it looks like Ms. Goldberg uses the Death Note first to kill Nazis, and then to subjugate Palestinians (lmfao) and establish a literal global Jewish empire. After this she dies and meets the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). It looks like people weren't terribly happy about this silly goy stepping out of line.
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I would guess it's the "The Senator from Moscow" story that is mentioned in your screenshot. Because of "a single reference" and "Judaism he brought up there".

Google -> "Steven Veach The Senator from Moscow" -> forums.spacebattles.com/thread

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Looks like an alternate history story where Stalin dies during WW2 and Hitler get's assassinated and a Jew gets outed as Soviet spy in the USA and wrote a diary with "Judas" in the title. Just skipped through it.

I'm leaning more towards the holocaust death note fanfic being the offending work, but it's funny how continually tone-deaf this guys is

 

[Stochastic Terrorist]

Something that bugs me is how one can be a vocal quarian sympathizer and not grow sick of wokeness with time. If he's brandishing such a name then he has to every now and then have encounters with eggcels and commies demanding the destruction of his beloved race for some past shit, how does he handle that without flipping on this mentality?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Did you find anything on the fic that made him so adamant to prove that he's not an antisemite?
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Also, re-sharing this bit I found. He's apparently a poor virgin with rage.
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>There are things I’m better at then women who have sex are

Do we have a closeted incel on our hands?

 

[Freezard]

I'd make fun of it but it's sort of in poor taste to make fun of a teenager's fanfiction-
>27 years old
Well never mind then.
Anyways, a bunch of hooligans cutting off Der Sneeder's head with a katana isn't playing much into the arbitrary nature of the movie's method of deaths, I think. As a fellow terrible amateur author, I will take the liberty of making some changes.

Joshua Moon- Decapitation
...Oddly, over the course of several days, nothing happened.

"What's wrong?" Stephanie asked, "I know nobody actually knows where he is, but he's not showing up on any reports whatsoever."

The god of death sat perched on the bed like a bird, a sneer on his ugly face. "Oh? How strange. Do you know how the book works?"

Stephanie reviewed the very first rules... "This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected..." she realized with a start- she didn't actually know what Josh Moon looked like. Was Josh Moon even his real name?

She looked over to Ryuk, who was...writing in his own book, a silly smirk on his face.

Stephanie Wong- Ligma

Okay that's a bit boring, the whole point is that Null Must Die, so here we go.

Today was pizza day- but it was being rudely interrupted. For what might have been the twentieth time, the servers Joshua Moon wanted to get set up were having issues- issues he was fed up with not dealing with himself. He was going to go personally, and make sure that fucking box was plugged in. That was no excuse to cancel pizza day, though- it was coming. It would come right at the moment he finally set the god damn fucking server up to make the neo-nouveau Internet, with a capital I.

As expected, everything was completely fucked up. Cables lying around all over the place, nothing even labeled, Josh had to stand around like a retard with his thumb up his ass whilst the technicians desperately tried to figure out where the hell his equipment was.

"What the fuck do you mean you lost it?" He demanded, feeling his blood pressure rise as somehow, somebody lost a server again. As the operators babbled and sputtered, failing to provide excuses, a door opened to the room.

"Pizza delivery for-" a man hefting a large pizza box swaggered in, not noticing the cables all over the floor. He stumbled over one, tripped over the next, and began to fly through the air- "B-wuh, woah, shit-"

The pizza box opened- a searing hot, fresh pizza flew out, its edges beautifully burnt and crisp. Like a disc thrown by an ultimate frisbee champion, it soared straight and true- right through Joshua Connor Moon's neck. In a spray of blood and hollandaise sauce, the final boss of transphobes was no more.

Yet, even with this final victory, Keffals would never be a woman.

 

[Suikafag]

Thank you for making this thread, the minute I saw this fucker on QQ I just KNEW he’d be prime cow material.

Now like you, he caught my eye with his shitty Death Note fic. What you may not have known however is that he also posted it onto the NSFW section of Questionable Questing, and sperged out a bit. Others of course laughed at him and eventually a mod locked the thread and deleted the posts.

Now in order to view NSFW content on QQ you need an account to view it, which might make archival difficult. I’ll link it here anyways incase anyone with an account has a way to archive it just to be safe. Here it is

 

[Adamska]

"America is doomed"

Unless republicans get the Senate, does it matter at all that they'll probably get the House? nothing gets passed without the senate *and* Biden's signature. There's not enough for a two thirds vote to break vetos.

It's really telling that despite allegedly having a history degree, which would include lessons on how the US government would work, he can't get this simple point. Also imagine the joke of California seceding and not failing afterwards. Like Quebec, a lot of its industry relies on other states; including water btw that they get from feed sources out of boundary.

It's not a surprise that he mostly just tards up wikis and Space Battles with that attitude.

Good opener btw, the Null decapitation scene was a great attention getter.

 

[Marvin]

It's really telling that despite allegedly having a history degree, which would include lessons on how the US government would work, he can't get this simple point. Also imagine the joke of California seceding and not failing afterwards. Like Quebec, a lot of its industry relies on other states; including water btw that they get from feed sources out of boundary.

Well, and the US federal government isn't just going to let California waltz off with several vital Pacific ports.

Now I wonder how this guy would react to the Six Californias initiative.

Honestly I think the main reason it hasn't at least gotten on the ballot is because California has a retarded procedure about collecting signatures, where they cannot accept digital signatures and the paper signatures need to be on some godawful nonstandard paper format.

 

[Sneedifarms]

For some reason it's not letting my edit my OP, but he now has a Mastodon account (archive). Doubtless this will be a source of more entertaining milk to come.
Right off the bat we have more mindless political doomposting even though the midterms didn't result in a red wave or anything crazy.

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Also, some more entertaining Facebook posts.
Someone apparently hasn't been taking his pills:

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This appears to be referring to his activity on this account. Probably a sign that I should look into it and see if there's anything funny.

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And finally, a wonderful nuanced political take from Stayvun: stop voting on thing I don't care about.

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[Meltryllis]

I could be retarded and missing something (or be late to noticing this) buut it looks like he's taken down the Null snuff fanfic from Fanfiction.net. He's still got another fourty-something stories up, so this might be the only one that's gone?


I know his name (and this fic in specific) got tossed around in a couple other threads but considering this, I wouldn't be surprised if he was keeping an eye on this thread.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I could be retarded and missing something (or be late to noticing this) buut it looks like he's taken down the Null snuff fanfic from Fanfiction.net. He's still got another fourty-something stories up, so this might be the only one that's gone?
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I know his name (and this fic in specific) got tossed around in a couple other threads but considering this, I wouldn't be surprised if he was keeping an eye on this thread.

Unless he has an account here he can’t see this thread because PG threads aren’t open to the public.

 

[Dysnomia]

That fanfic was so cringe I couldn't even finish it.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Fanfic writers are always a special breed of weirdo.

The Jersh killfic is fucking funny though.
Imagine Josh, being terrified out of his mind of Queen Keffals and seeing troon assassins on every corner, goes for smokes to a Serbian gas station.
All of a sudden, three Progressive warriors in leather trenchcoats appear, one of them unsheathes his katana, and beheads him in a slow motion attack.
Thousands of Serbs appear to clap and to voice their hatred for the nation of Israel.

I am looking forward to more cringe.

To Steven's credit, the idea of a show featuring a team of deadly, katana-wielding troon assassins, hunting down enemies of the Left and fighting for a free and independent California, has definite Hollywood possibilities. Of course, they would need to cast beautiful biological women as the troon assassins. Using real troons like Keffals, Fong-Jones, and Sinseer, misshapen, balding, hunchbacked, uncanny valley effecting freaks of medical science gone wrong, would nauseate viewers and kill ratings.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Steven is celebrating the death of the Kiwifarms. Rest in pieces, "the worst website on the entire Internet"!

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I thought I was joking when I referred to Lucas as "Kuween Keffahls" in my OP, but no, Steven literally refers to him as Queen Keffals here, and also correctly guesses that he has a thread on the farms. He also acknowledges that the site is still up but apparently thinks it's "neutered" for reasons he does not elaborate on. He also ironically complains about the Internet "dehumanizing" people, as if talking about decapitating Dear Sneeder with a katana wasn't dehumanizing.

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