Lolcow Steven Veach / SympathyForTheQuarians / ObserverSeptember / SVeach94 - Terminally online Death Note fanfiction author who wants to decapitate Null with a katana

[Adamska]

He can cry about the site being dead all he wants, but a person who thinks that it's dead wouldn't in a fit of panic delete his cringiest and most garbage fanfics due to getting made fun of on said site that's totally dead.

Also reminder that the pedophile he wants to fuck probably has a higher kill count due to their fake activisim and grooming efforts designed to destabilize a person's psyche.

 

[Meltryllis]

Steven is celebrating the death of the Kiwifarms. Rest in pieces, "the worst website on the entire Internet"!
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I thought I was joking when I referred to Lucas as "Kuween Keffahls" in my OP, but no, Steven literally refers to him as Queen Keffals here, and also correctly guesses that he has a thread on the farms. He also acknowledges that the site is still up but apparently thinks it's "neutered" for reasons he does not elaborate on. He also ironically complains about the Internet "dehumanizing" people, as if talking about decapitating Dear Sneeder with a katana wasn't dehumanizing.

I was originally going to pick apart a few quotes from this video, but I was bored and wound up transcribing the whole thing instead, so here's that.

A lot of you might not know this about me, but... one of the main reasons that I am as open about who I am as I am, is that... the worst website on the internet, one that would've made my life a living hell... has now been neutered.

Hobbled, as it were. And I can be quirky and strange without having to worry about my family getting doxed. Or getting death threats. Or anything like that. In other words... I no longer have to worry... about

Kiwi Farms.

Now the website is still up... uum... it's a fractured shell of itself though. It used to be a place where... there was basically- it was basically a far-right forum that was crowdsourcing suicides because the idea was to create a thread on somebody and then, uuh, make them feel so terrible about themselves that they kill themselves. And they succeeded three times.

I'm sure I have a thread on Kiwi Farms. If I don't I will after they watch this video. BUT. If they try to tell me to kill myself or if they try to dox or harass me, other Kiwi Farms users will shout them down and say that they're "fedposting". Why? Well I mean, if you've f-followed the DropKiwiFarms campaign, you know why.

The Queen Keffals DEFEATED Kiwi Farms, DOMINATED Joshua Moon, and made it okay to be a quirky, strange weirdo on the internet again.

And for that I will always be grateful.

Why is it that humans are sooo... desireist to be cruel to one another? In the worst possible ways? I think it's partially because the internet dehumanizes other people. It's easy to forget that a person that you're harassing or stalking or... trying to get to kill themselves is a real human being. Who isn't... just going to brush off what you're saying a lot of the time. And some of these people just don't care. And that's why... I consider the people who frequent Kiwi Farms my enemies.

And I am so, so glad that their disgusting little shithole where they baited trans people into killing themselves is finally, FINALLY, a crippled, hollow shell of it once... mighty self.

Rest in piece...s, haha- not peace. Pieces. Good fucking riddance to the worst. Site on the entire internet.

I think the funniest line in this to me is the idea that we were supposedly "crowdsourcing suicides", which I have no idea what that's even meant to mean. Followed by the fact that we supposedly only succeeded at this great goal three times, which means we'd be pretty fucking irrelevant in the first place if that's all we cared about. Plus he goes from saying that we're trying to make people kill themselves, to further clarify that it's specifically TRANS people we're baiting into suicide. Which makes me want to point to a lot of people who have threads on here and are most definitely not trans, but that feels like easy bait.

Also while we're such a hateful forum dedicated to suicide, according to Steven himself, if anyone on here does tell someone to kill themselves then they're immediately shut down. Which I would think disproves the claim that we want anyone to kill themselves to begin with.

The other thing that gets me is the word choice in claiming that Lucas Roberts "dominated" Null. I feel like I've seen a few people toss around that specific wording and I cannot fathom why. It's not like they had any direct contact (at least that I've seen discussed), and it's such an inconvenient choice of wording to describe... what, Keffals taking down Kiwifarms = Null directly? I don't know if this is just pure retardation or some level of cumbrain that's possessed by trannies and tranny chasers.


Re-reading the OP before posting reminded me that this exists. Never mind, it's absolutely some autistic fetish shit that made him choose the word "dominated".

Also this is just me being MATI but that final joke is pretty retarded to begin with, yet he announces it like he's just come up with the most epic own anyone's ever made. I cannot believe he's taking himself this seriously.

 

[Bull Kike]

Steven is celebrating the death of the Kiwifarms. Rest in pieces, "the worst website on the entire Internet"!
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I find it funny that he claims he has no idea if he has a thread on here, since he’s probably been reading this thread since it went public, it’s likely why he made the Kiwi Farms video in the first place. Hi, Steve!

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Item #: SCP- 8075 | Steven Veach

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP- 8075 should be separated from any form of mass remote electronic communication. It is also recommended to not leave SCP- 8075 alone with any children or animals.

Description: SCP- 8075 is a failed 27 year old human male confined to his bedroom.

The anomalous effect of SCP- 8075 trigger whenever it is given a means of remote communication, especially an internet connection: upon exposure SCP- 8075 will immediately begin to cry and act like a fucking faggot to a degree greater than should be realistically possible given all known physical laws.

If allowed internet access for long enough, SCP- 8075 will begin to produce awful, embarrassing fan fiction usually centered on violence against who they perceive as political or social boogeymen; long term exposure to the fan fiction of SCP- 8075 has been known to cause disgust, disorientation, irritability, and diminished esteem for humanity.

When not crying like a faggot, regurgitating stale viewpoints on social media, or writing cognitohazardous fan fiction, SCP- 8075 has been known to navigate to pages containing transexual pornography and masturbate for extended periods.

Researchers have also reported that occasionally an older woman can be heard crying outside the room of SCP- 8075 while repeating phrases such as "Why?" and "Where did I go wrong?", but this has yet to be confirmed.

Addendum: SCP- 8075 has been additionally classified by partner agency Kiwi Farms as a "lolcow", an object which has anomalous traits conducive to the laughter of observers. Request for transfer of SCP- 8075 to Kiwi Farms containment is in progress and awaiting approval by the 05 council.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Does this nigger even understand what suicide baiting even means? You don't "suicide bait" another person, suicide baiting is when a person says they're going to kill themselves for sympathy and clout, it's not something that's done to someone else.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Why would this guy be so antisemitic against Dear Leader like this?

 

[Drill-WithaM]

Does this nigger even understand what suicide baiting even means? You don't "suicide bait" another person, suicide baiting is when a person says they're going to kill themselves for sympathy and clout, it's not something that's done to someone else.

Despite being Terminally online on the internet, which has near boundless knowledge, steven is just (too retarded and) too busy making shitty fanfics, to look up the term.

 

[Mine is the Fury]

Imagine being a simp for a chubby tranny with a face like a mild case of Bell's Palsy. The way he talks about Keffals owning us so badly and how awesome he is really comes across as the kind of desperate kiss-ass attention seeking I thought most people, even the socially stunted, grow out of in their teens. Kind of like fanfic now that I think about it, but such is autism...

 

[Sneedifarms]

Steven has officially acknowledged his Kiwifarms thread!

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The smug retard seems to think that:
a): the site is crippled (he has still failed to elaborate on by what metric)
b): the reason that his videos haven't been "bombed by downvotes" is because people here secretly enjoy his stories and it's proof he's actually a good writer
c): that we're not telling him to outright kill himself because we're scared of "fedposting"
d): that he's "not worth talking about" and not worth making a thread on, and that we should "talk about the British royals... or some shit"

Surprisingly though, that's not the main topic of this video. The main topic of this video is him airing his dirty laundry "because if he doesn't Kiwifarms will do it for him". The long and short of it is that at one point he had a fetlife account and he was a thirsty salty virgin with rage on it and got banned. Not terribly interesting unless someone can actually find it, and I'm not a sexual deviant so I couldn't tell you how a website like fetlife works.


In other news, he has officially announced that he is "burned out" from writing and is now looking for a "regular old boring job". I wonder if shining a light on his terminally online NEET existence was enough to spur him to get one.

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Thirdly and finally, he is airing his dirty laundry again for whatever reason, this time advertising his account on alternatehistory.com (archive). The account is banned, presumably for more insufferable autistic behavior.

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What I am more impressed with, though, is that this moron is so narcissistic and self-absorbed that he thinks that anyone actually cares about his past on this website beyond people who want to laugh at him. The video is framed at least as speaking to people who may have known him on this website, but I sincerely doubt any of them remember some random shitposter who was banned 2 1/2 years ago, and even if they did I would highly doubt any of them will ever find this sad little man screaming into the void to the tune of 20 views bemoaning it like a relationship gone sour.

 

[Adamska]

Trying to run ahead of the site just makes it sound like he has more to hide. Given he supports nonces and pedos, my guess is that's probably a fetish of his too, meaning he too should go to prison.

So some fun facts about Steven's time on Alternate History:

1. He was banned precisely because he stopped posting there for over two years, and then chose to shill his fanfiction over there. The mod who forcibly closed his thread and banned him for extreme anti-semitism, though he never read his shit, mainly seeing the epilogue.


1a. I suspect the ban is due to the fact the only posts he ever did after 2017 was just to scream about his own work or sell other sites instead. Here's another example of him doing it and getting mocked.

He also was quite obsessed with Runescape and doing weed lmao as well. It's to the point he broke his second or third leaving the site forever to cheer for Canada being allowed to sell weed.


And finally some sadbrain garbage since Trump and that pesky Electoral College broke his fried from dope brain.


There's more, but the dude was pretty terminally online given his post count. I suspect he was the same way at Sufficient Velocity as well when he moved there.

Oh yeah, he moved there because he threw a fit over the owner of the site banning a few randos and then banning some more when people complained when the dumpster fire called their politics section got even worse than usual. There was probably some double standards on the owner's part, but honestly what the fuck would you expect from deciding to trawl the Political section of anything?

Just know his posturing is full of shit, and he's in reality a miserable faggot who does that to avoid necking himself. He replaced friendship and the search for family for degeneracy, dogs, and dudeweedlmao.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I called it! He’s an incel!