Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[SaidNoOneEver]

Is that really what he's saying? To me, it sounds more like "you know you don't have to stream while sad", but it could go either way tbh

Reading between the lines here:
"[keeping KF] could cause us to experience significant adverse political, business, and reputational consequences with customers, employees, suppliers, government entities, and other third parties. ... We may also experience other adverse political, business and reputational consequences with prospective and current customers, employees, suppliers, and others related to the activities of our paying and free customers, especially if such hostile, offensive, or inappropriate use is highly publicized."

vs

"[dropping KF] may harm our brand and reputation. ... We received significant adverse feedback for these decisions from those concerned about our ability to pass judgment on our customers and the users of our network and products, or to censor them by limiting their access to our products, and"

So:

• They got threats from employees (makes sense, lot of them are trannies)
• They got threats from governments (this might be apropos Christchurch, however)
• They went into much more detail about the former, as if they're trying to justify it in detail.
• "Those concerned" are just randos seething/EFF

Of greater interest:
[re: keeping] "... We are aware of some potential customers that have indicated their decision to not subscribe to our products was impacted, at least in part, by the actions or potential actions of certain of our paying and free customers.
[re: dropping] " ... we are aware of potential customers who decided not to subscribe to our products because of this."

I don't know why, but the latter uses much more direct language. Either:

1. it's because they didn't actually lose any potential customers from keeping it ("decision ... was impacted, at least in part" vs "decided not to subscribe ... because of this") so they have to use vague language, or
2. they want to make it seem more serious so the big guys won't force them in the future

It is securities fraud to lie in these documents ("following escalating, direct threats towards individuals"), so you can report it to the SEC here if you care. The phrasing is vague enough that it's probably fine, but it might be interesting if the SEC asks them what's going on and they send a formal response covered by FOIA.

It's worth reading into this autistically because they make lawyers prepare it, so the information content is higher than random blog posts.

Ultimately it's meaningless boilerplate. The SEC does not give a shit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The clip was from today's very short stream. It looks like he deleted the VOD. Here it is with the intro removed.

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Jesus he's a fucking wreck.

He’s fucked up on something. Alcohol and/or benzos would be my guess, the way he’s shlurring.

My guess is Adderal/Benzos. Mixing uppers for energy and downers to get you to sleep will seriously fuck you up.
He's twitchy, stimming all over the place and keeps doing that head shake like he's trying to physically shake the brain fog off, but at the same time he sounds doped out of his mind, he talks like the incarnation of Xanax.

Truly an amazing clip. To think that only a few months ago Keffals was so smug and relished every moment to shit on Jersh as he scrambled to get the farms back online. Now the farms is firing on all cylinders, the 100k is just about gone, and the balding blubbering mess cannot do their job without being such a fuckin downer. LOL I'm loving the fall. I am absolutely stunned at how quickly things went to shit for Lukey boy. That's gotta be record time for the huggest of Ls

He who fights Kiwis should see to it that in the process they don't get Kiwi balls dragged over their face - Friedrich Sneedsche.

 

[AnOminous]

Ultimately it's meaningless boilerplate. The SEC does not give a shit.

They complied with their legal duties. Even if actual truth would involve admitting they're completely pathetic fucking idiots whose service is a joke because even if you can't DDoS their clients with a mammoth IOT botnet DDoS, you can still get them cancelled by having about a half-dozen cockless males whine at them.

Then they'll lie about some imminent threat which somehow doesn't involve actually calling the cops, but just posting dickless bullshit and then turning off DDoS mitigation, because that definitely stops imminent murders.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Idk Keffals humor reminds me of teen boy.
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That's Keffals' entire personality, he's a retarded edgy teen from the late 2000s who never grew up. His fanbase is retarded edgy teens for a reason.

 

[Trixie Clop 9999]

so that Lucas wasn't stuck with ONE 1-star review calling the farts fake lmao

Fake............................................ farts.........................................

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Man, if Keffals was actually trying to make me feel bad for him with that failed drunk/high stream, then good job, because holy shit, mission accomplished. Keffals needs to get the fuck off of the internet and do some shit he enjoys. He's speedrunning towards suicide at this point, and I really don't want to see that. Luc- you know what, I'll be nice for a change, Clara: Get the fuck off of the internet and do literally anything else for awhile.

No one here actually wants to see you die. I know we joke about you killing yourself, because you're trans and your kind always seem to suicide, but (at least I hope) no one here is actually psychotic enough to want you to die. Just walk away. Go enjoy life. Go, as you yourself have said, touch grass. Actually commit to being offline, go find a hobby, go learn a new skill, go visit a museum, just GO and stay the fuck off the internet for awhile. And if you come back and decide you want to keep targeting this website that's literally only making fun of you? Then whatever, do what you will, just know it won't end well as it hasn't so far. Either way it's clear the stress is getting to be too much, and you need to take a fucking break from it.

Or you could just keep on as you have, coming back every day and saying "Well now I'm gonna take a break for realz!" which is just embarrassing, and more importantly is just spiking any mental health recovery into the ground. I don't care either way because ultimately, you're an adult and it's your choice. I just want you to know that at least one person on this site would actually be pretty disappointed if you decided to off yourself. No one is beyond redemption...

Spoiler

...except for Liz Fong-Jones, he's well beyond any redemption, fuck that guy

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Man, if Keffals was actually trying to make me feel bad for him with that failed drunk/high stream, then good job, because holy shit, mission accomplished. Keffals needs to get the fuck off of the internet and do some shit he enjoys. He's speedrunning towards suicide at this point, and I really don't want to see that. Luc- you know what, I'll be nice for a change, Clara: Get the fuck off of the internet and do literally anything else for awhile.

No one here actually wants to see you die. I know we joke about you killing yourself, because you're trans and your kind always seem to suicide, but (at least I hope) no one here is actually psychotic enough to want you to die. Just walk away. Go enjoy life. Go, as you yourself have said, touch grass. Actually commit to being offline, go find a hobby, go learn a new skill, go visit a museum, just GO and stay the fuck off the internet for awhile. And if you come back and decide you want to keep targeting this website that's literally only making fun of you? Then whatever, do what you will, just know it won't end well as it hasn't so far. Either way it's clear the stress is getting to be too much, and you need to take a fucking break from it.

Or you could just keep on as you have, coming back every day and saying "Well now I'm gonna take a break for realz!" which is just embarrassing, and more importantly is just spiking any mental health recovery into the ground. I don't care either way because ultimately, you're an adult and it's your choice. I just want you to know that at least one person on this site would actually be pretty disappointed if you decided to off yourself. No one is beyond redemption...

Spoiler

...except for Liz Fong-Jones, he's well beyond any redemption, fuck that guy

The only thing he's been seen enjoying since this whole thing started was assault rifles. Be careful what you wish for.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

-grifter
-absolute retard
-compulsive liar
-refuses to acknowledge he's no longer famous
-got a lot of money quickly
-bamboozeled all that money
-unbeliveably poor hygene
-sex pest/degenerate fetishes
-F A T
-drug addict
-makes streams that absolutely no one watches
-streams visibly drunk/ on drugs
-even his biggest fans started to hate him
-avoids even the slightest responsibility
-got a lolsuit
-his most recent arc is a downward spiral

Kiwibros... did I just spoil the ending of this shitshow?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

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-grifter
-absolute retard
-compulsive liar
-refuses to acknowledge he's no longer famous
-got a lot of money quickly
-bamboozeled all that money
-unbeliveably poor hygene
-sex pest/degenerate fetishes
-F A T
-drug addict
-makes streams that absolutely no one watches
-streams visibly drunk/ on drugs
-even his biggest fans started to hate him
-avoids even the slightest responsibility
-got a lolsuit
-his most recent arc is a downward spiral

Kiwibros... did I just spoil the ending of this shitshow?

Pardon my nignorance, who's the he guy on top.

 

[Something Awful]

Pardon my nignorance, who's the he guy on top.

It's Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, the former owner of the Something Awful forums, which twenty years ago were kind of like the Kiwi Farms and then slowly turned into a woke shithole. Lowtax killed himself on November 9, 2021. You can read a long summary of his sad saga here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/richard-lowtax-kyanka.1222/page-964#post-11152475

 

[Throwing Romans]

Pardon my nignorance, who's the he guy on top.

Lowtax. Founder/former owner of SomethingAwful.com, abandoned his first two daughters, beat the mother of the next one, beat a mormon coke whore.

And if it's how Keffals is going out, maybe he'll be more efficient than Lowtax - LowT should've done it over a decade ago.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pardon my nignorance, who's the he guy on top.

Looks like Johnny Knoxville.



Lol just kidding it's Lowtax And I know he was a chaser that let SA get fucked into the ground by troons while he sat with his thumb up his ass and a coke straw up his nose but comparing him to Lucas is doing my boy LowT dirty.
It's apt tho.
If Lucas doesn't get a fucking grip and log off there's no happy ending here for him.
Thing is I doubt he'll listen.
We tried to warn Lowtax. Narcissists never listen.
Lowtax is an example of the rare Narc that does suicide, and an example why, he did it because he knew he was finished and it was a last act to spite his ex wife.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Looks like Johnny Knoxville.



Lol just kidding it's Lowtax And I know he was chaser that let SA get fucked into the ground by troons while he sat with his thumb up his ass and a coke straw up his nose but comparing him to Lucas is doing my boy LowT dirty.
It's apt tho.
If Lucas doesn't get a fucking grip and log off there's no happy ending here for him.
Thing is I doubt he'll listen.
We tried to warn Lowtax. Narcissists never listen.
Lowtax is an example of the rare Narc that does suicide, and an example why, he did it because he knew he was finished and it was a last act to spite his ex wife.

That's the funny thing about all of this I have found. WE DON'T want you to off yourself Lucas. We want to KEEP LAUGHING at your public stupidity. Why would we ever want you gone when we get so much milk from you.

 

[DrNow]

Keffals will likely never have to actually work a day in his life. KiwiFarms isn’t going to stop him from streaming or making money. We’re not going to hound everybody who platforms him until the end of time and to the ends of earth and demand he’s cut off from funding sources and economic backing. We’re not going to launch DDoS campaigns on him or encourage anybody else to do any of these things.

He chose to not target doxbin. He chose to conflate the retards, fedposters and morons who think it’s funny to waste police resources on swatting people with this website. He blamed their actions on us because he determined we were an easy enough target. Everybody, Keffals especially, tremendously underestimated Null. The plan was for us to lose this forum and for us to take the blame for other people’s wrongdoing, and for Keffals to be celebrated as a hero.

The whole campaign was built on lies, overreach and a nepotism that seems to be reaching its limit. There was no contingency plan in place for dropkiwifarms failing and now here he is. Keffals needs to get offline for a while and start just building something up for himself, separate from any internet drama and there will be enough simps who’ll go along with it.

But never forget, if we went down right now, Keffals would be dancing on our grave and making a show of it.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

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Lmao, of course this clown would still be licking up to Keffals.

"everyone against me or my ruler is from *insert enemy* group", classic lolcow attitude

 

[Procrastinhater]

Keffals will likely never have to actually work a day in his life. KiwiFarms isn’t going to stop him from streaming or making money. We’re not going to hound everybody who platforms him until the end of time and to the ends of earth and demand he’s cut off from funding sources and economic backing. We’re not going to launch DDoS campaigns on him or encourage anybody else to do any of these things.

He chose to not target doxbin. He chose to conflate the retards, fedposters and morons who think it’s funny to waste police resources on swatting people with this website. He blamed their actions on us because he determined we were an easy enough target. Everybody, Keffals especially, tremendously underestimated Null. The plan was for us to lose this forum and for us to take the blame for other people’s wrongdoing, and for Keffals to be celebrated as a hero.

The whole campaign was built on lies, overreach and a nepotism that seems to be reaching its limit. There was no contingency plan in place for dropkiwifarms failing and now here he is. Keffals needs to get offline for a while and start just building something up for himself, separate from any internet drama and there will be enough simps who’ll go along with it.

But never forget, if we went down right now, Keffals would be dancing on our grave and making a show of it.

You're right and while it's obvious Lucas is an emotional wreck right now and very clearly in the middle of some kind of nervous breakdown I don't think any of us should forget what he did and tried to do. He doesn't deserve pity.
OK so the result of his actions was the same as everyone who has tried to take down the Farms before and just made the site stronger, but we shouldn't be under any illusions of how close they came.
Anyone else under the stress Josh was under would have backed down, thrown up his hands and pulled the plug, even though he was 100% in the legal and moral right from the start.
It's only the fact our Erverrlord is the most fucking stubborn and resourceful bastard I've ever seen, and has enough of the "Fuck you" spirit that the more you push the more he dug his heels in that kept us afloat.
If Lucas had gotten the chance he would have smugly gloated while merrily trying to ruin the lives of anyone whose dox he could get, all for the crime of laughing at men in dresses who groom kids to castrate themselves and call rapes "consent accidents".
I don't want him dead because there's no milk from a dead cow but this fuck deserves no sympathy.
He's shook now but as soon as he feels better he'll go right back to being an asshole again.
Because he's an asshole.
It's just we're better at it than he is

 

[Brutality]

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God that picture of him looks like a such a fucking ghoul, that camera angle really emphasizes his chipmunk cheeks and buckteeth.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Anyone else under the stress Josh was under would have backed down, thrown up his hands and pulled the plug, even though he was 100% in the legal and moral right from the start.
It's only the fact our Erverrlord is the most fucking stubborn and resourceful bastard I've ever seen, and has enough of the "Fuck you" spirit that the more you push the more he dug his heels in that kept us afloat.

Seriously - it should not be forgotten that this fat faggot would get absolutely giddy over the prospect of ruining his enemies' livelihoods. Not to mention the fact that he tried to sic his psychotic castrato followers on Null's mother and when confronted with how shitty a move that was, he doubled-down and claimed it was OK because this completely uninvolved woman was a public figure. But now Lucas has got the sad brains because people stopped fawning over his every move, lol get fucked.

Edit - sums it up well:

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Seriously - it should not be forgotten that this fat faggot would get absolutely giddy over the prospect of ruining his enemies' livelihoods. Not to mention the fact that he tried to sic his psychotic castrato followers on Null's mother and when confronted with how shitty a move that was, he doubled-down and claimed it was OK because this completely uninvolved woman was a public figure. But now Lucas has got the sad brains because people stopped fawning over his every move, lol get fucked.

We all knew this was coming. It wasn't even some kind of seceret. Ideologue behavior always does the same thing no matter what the circumstances are. Keffals went from I AM GOING TO TELL YOUR EMPLOYER THAT YOU ARE ON HERE, to a self stimming mental break down on legs that has to take time off cause his fe fe's are sore. Dong gone is private because his campaign didn't work and then Keffals stans now attack him. Dam it feels good to be a gangsta, or you know, not mentally fucked then back down when the going get's tough.

 

[Stinkyboy]

How much did he pay for his blue check?
He had the money, and was so important to him, its all but guaranteed he bought it.
I’m guessing it would have been on the high end ($10,000-$15,000).
He was bragging about his grifted $100k, and they knew he desperately wanted it.

This is part of the reason he won’t abandon twitter any time soon.
Imagine getting ass blasted a mere 2 months after dropping 5 digits on a stupid little add on to his name.
Gotta sting.