Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Balanced Boomer]

Hey Elliot, I got your fucking "hugbox" right here.



Hop in, nigger.

 

[ScooterL]

Elliot William Fong is one social media's most noxious unflushable turds

Turds are boring, and so is "Liz". That's why he never even had a thread here until now. His retarded campaign against the Farms is the only really interesting thing he's ever done, and it seems to be over.

Unless there's another rape, I think there's a 59% chance this thread is going to run out of things to talk about.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

They jump from a site they turned into hugboxshithole to another site that is already a hugboxshithole and they still aren't satisfied and start crying and going paranoid.

Nothing is ever enough for these fucktards.

They know what they want, they know they cannot obtain it.
Until they obtain what they know they cannot have in our lifetimes, they will continue to do this.
It's the world's largest cope. Because they cannot get what they want, everyone else has to suffer.

Something dawned on me, and it may just be me tinfoil hatting; but humor me.
Short of bringing themselves down horribly on their own; LFJ has been swinging at us for years before anybody even knew their name.
We have cows that produce very flavor of milk here, but very few of them run a deplatforming campaign this seriously.


Keep in mind Elliot could wants us gone because he really just wants us gone, which while possible, is kind of unlikely now that we've found out he has some pretty serious skeletons in his closet
I propose two theories:
1. Elliot is trying to do something official. Nobody swings this hard and this much without a reason. I honest to god think he may be trying to adopt. Why else would he want everything about his degeneracy removed from the net after being so proud of it?
or
2. There is something much larger that Elliot did, that we have yet to find. I'm not saying that he did some serious crime (Aside from rape), but it could be something Elliot doesn't want us to see. Perhaps a cringey roleplay? Perhaps a womanhating incel post? A racist hot take? Or perhaps nudes of the gash? Or even funnier; a dick pic? You know how trannies turn to dust when they hear their legal names, imagine what happens when they see their own dick pic.

What are you hiding, Elliot??

 

[FinnSven]

They know what they want, they know they cannot obtain it.
Until they obtain what they know they cannot have in our lifetimes, they will continue to do this.
It's the world's largest cope. Because they cannot get what they want, everyone else has to suffer.

Something dawned on me, and it may just be me tinfoil hatting; but humor me.
Short of bringing themselves down horribly on their own; LFJ has been swinging at us for years before anybody even knew their name.
We have cows that produce very flavor of milk here, but very few of them run a deplatforming campaign this seriously.


Keep in mind Elliot could wants us gone because he really just wants us gone, which while possible, is kind of unlikely now that we've found out he has some pretty serious skeletons in his closet
I propose two theories:
1. Elliot is trying to do something official. Nobody swings this hard and this much without a reason. I honest to god think he may be trying to adopt. Why else would he want everything about his degeneracy removed from the net after being so proud of it?
or
2. There is something much larger that Elliot did, that we have yet to find. I'm not saying that he did some serious crime (Aside from rape), but it could be something Elliot doesn't want us to see. Perhaps a cringey roleplay? Perhaps a womanhating incel post? A racist hot take? Or perhaps nudes of the gash? Or even funnier; a dick pic? You know how trannies turn to dust when they hear their legal names, imagine what happens when they see their own dick pic.

What are you hiding, Elliot??

Or he just wants to be the troon who defeated kiwifarms?

If he was hiding something, he wouldn’t have poked the bear.

It’s not like kiwi farmers go looking for scandals about other tech company high ups, just for the hell of it.
If he flew under the radar, left Keffals to Keffals, then that’s that.

 

[Tealeaf]

With Trans Statistics (tm), probabilities are out of whack to the tune of every single person on Earth (1e9) getting zapped with lighting (1e-5) every Planck time (1e-43 seconds) until the heat death of the universe (1e110 seconds) and we’ve got plenty of digits to spare.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Or he just wants to be the troon who defeated kiwifarms?

If he was hiding something, he wouldn’t have poked the bear.

It’s not like kiwi farmers go looking for scandals about other tech company high ups, just for the hell of it.
If he flew under the radar, left Keffals to Keffals, then that’s that.

I feel you in regards to him attempting to be the One-Tranny-To-Dilate-Above-All by taking down KF, but at the same time, information came out about his little "Consent Accident" and "Dog Hair Fiasco", which Elliot themselves acknowledged the existence allegation.
Part of me still feels like this may just go a bit deeper, but it may also just be me getting defensive for The Farms. I like this place, I don't want it to die. Elliot tried to fuck with that, now I want to know everything

 

[BoomerPrime]

Or just by randomly posting "Alt-F4 fixes that"

That's it, you're K-Lined, buddy.

 

[repentance]

I feel you in regards to him attempting to be the One-Tranny-To-Dilate-Above-All by taking down KF, but at the same time, information came out about his little "Consent Accident" and "Dog Hair Fiasco", which Elliot themselves acknowledged the existence allegation.

His explanation of the "consent accident" was posted in 2019. He didn't even delete it until we honed in on it.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Elliot tried to fuck with that, now I want to know everything

And you're not the only one who want to know everything. We could thank Elliot for creating a Streisand effect.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

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I spy with my little eyes…

I call the fat kid.

 

[AnOminous]

I wish I shared your optimism.

This otherwise useless brick-faced chink had a moment of success with his endless Karening at randos. He will NEVER stop until he dies. He may never succeed again, but he will always be out there committing chink crimes and harassing random strangers to get at us.

 

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I spy with my little eyes…

 

[Hitman One]

He knows that the next person he has a 'consent accident' with will come here for help, and I will personally ensure that the story gets out.

It's the Based Department, they want to speak with Mr. Farms.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Conversely, Elliot Ching Chong accusing KF of being a cult is hilarious as fuck to me. Bitch, please:

• nobody on this forum gives a fuck if you post here or not
• we're all anonymous (mostly)
• we have wildly differing and combative opinions, which we routinely throw down and call each other "faggot" over
• pointing and laughing is not encouraged in cults

I'm pretty sure the trannies just assume that we publish all of our IRL info and dox on here for some gay ass reason like they do on Twitter. I remember seeing Kevin Gibes lamenting the fact that KF users have mostly private, non-revealing accounts that aren't accompanied by 100k smug AGP smirk selfies.

Even the more well-known established users here could probably just log off one day and never log on again and be totally fine. If I decided I didn't want to be a part of this site anymore, I would close my browser, delete the KF cookies and that would be it. Trannies can't grasp this. They think we're like those pinkpilling Discord servers where you need to send ID and nudes to even get in, which makes sense given their fondness for Discord grooming.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

I'm pretty sure the trannies just assume that we publish all of our IRL info and dox on here for some gay ass reason like they do on Twitter

Yep lol unlike normies and even most people with half a fucking clue on technology, us Kiwis know how to keep our private information SEPARATE AND PRIVATE from one of the last few places on the entire Internet we can openly mock their mental illnesses.

Of course, I'm always up for a good dare, so...

HEY TROONS, FEEL FREE TO VISIT MY APARTMENT COMPLEX.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

What are you hiding, Elliot??

Liz Fong-Jones (MIT ‘14) has absolutely nothing to hide. This Cambridge, MA crime data (link) is unrelated to Liz Fong-Jones because Liz Fong-Jones only committed one or two consent accidents and those weren’t with strangers.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Yep lol unlike normies and even most people with half a fucking clue on technology, us Kiwis know how to keep our private information SEPARATE AND PRIVATE from one of the last few places on the entire Internet we can openly mock their mental illnesses.

Of course, I'm always up for a good dare, so...

HEY TROONS, FEEL FREE TO VISIT MY APARTMENT COMPLEX.

PROPHETIC VISION

Cpt. Stud Beefpile goes missing
time passes
A lone post is made on a later thread, totally different from Stud's mannerisms.
A lone new Kiwi in 2025 follows the trail and decides to find our missing Stud.
Calls a wellness check in.
Cpt. Stud Beefpile has been troonsformed after being tracked initially from posting his apartment.
Stud was bit back in 2022
He is now fully troonsformed
A single tear runs down Stud's cheek as he sees the officer, his troon instincts kick in and he runs at the officer, baring his fangs and his neovagina
The cop puts Stud out of his misery.
He calls the attack in, but as he does, he realizes a bite on his forearm
He goes home after filing an injury report
He has no idea what germinates beneath his skin...


Cpt. Stud Beefpile, what have you done...?

 

[Polish Businessman]

Late, but basically. What makes it even funnier is that coding wasn't just done by women. It was invented by them, too, and so were a few crucial other parts of how modern technology even works.

A woman named Ada Lovelace invented coding all the way back in the 1840s (yes, really).

A woman Hedy Lamarr invented frequency-hopping which is one of the main reasons we even have Wi-Fi today.

And a woman named Margaret Hamilton (no, not the lady who played the evil witch in The Wizard of Oz. That's a different one.) was the lead programmer for NASA's Apollo guidance programs that ensured that the astronauts could get to, and from the moon safely, even if something went wrong.
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And yes, it was done all by hand during the beginning.

Anyone who says women can't code is talking out of their ass.

It's all "we wuz kangz"-tier cope. 99% of those women "programmers" were only transfering the program written on paper by some male engineer into punched cards and then manually loading it into the computer. These jobs simply disappeared with the adoption of a normal keyboard-based terminal.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

He claims to have DID, Autism, ADHD, CPTSD and among other disorders. His list is like a 15 year old child's tiktok bio.

>ADHD

ADHD my ass. this motherfucker has been seething about our new zealand basket weaving forum site for 6 fucking years and he's only been relevant on it for like 4 months. the literal retard focuses on this site so hard his immune system is melting his eyeballs so his brain doesn't have to be subjected to the impotent MALE rage he constantly experiences when we call him, Liz Fong-Jones, CTO of Honeycomb.io, a rapey raper raping rapist.

these people will pull any mental illness they can think of out of their ass to excuse their atrocious fucking behavior

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

It's all "we wuz kangz"-tier cope. 99% of those women "programmers" were only transfering the program written on paper by some male engineer into punched cards and then manually loading it into the computer. These jobs simply disappeared with the adoption of a normal keyboard-based terminal.

That particular schtick reminds me of the idiotic post that was circulating Fakebook a while back that mothers were literally doing the jobs of a 5 star chef, a secretary, and like ten other full-time paid jobs at once...

It was badly misplaced sentiment at best and a laughably stupid comparison to say that a single person could claim that many professional qualifications from being a mother. Much the same thing as the "WE R KODERZ" foid propaganda.