Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ophelia]

Lol, never would've thought that the edit I made of Rick's interview face would make its way to the pig himself. I salute the rascals.

Corinthian Pat is my favorite thing. Next to Lizard King. Especially when Lizard King chides him for abandoning his young.

 

[AnOminous]

I've read this entire thread multiple times but has everyone missed the fact that this man has a weight that is disproportionate to his height?

Is there a word for this?

 

[Path Wanderer]

Wookieposting is easily the best thing ever done to this retard.

Do we have an archive file of it?

 

[Torque Wheeler]

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Cars are not expensive, you are poor and $40,000 in debt.

I can't stand people, like Fatrick, who drive a pile of shit and spend way too much time and effort documenting, obsessing over and bragging about it online. I bet he wears leather gloves when he drives too.

The 2008 Mustang GT Bullit Edition is not a pile of shit, child. You wish that you had the ability to own such a fine automobile. And for the record, I tried to get leather gloves but they didn't have any in my size: fat. Besides, it's like rawdogging a man (in the little boat) when you drive without gloves.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Ron Johnson's victory in the senate race for Wisconsin is pretty significant. Piggy has reached out to all levels of law enforcement and government for help with people calling him fat online. Ron Johnson is the one person that Pat refuses to ask, he hates him almost as much as he hates Trump.



Here's an OnAForums election exclusive! Pat has apparently contacted Senator Johnson after his victory with a curious offer to bury the hatchet:

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

I've read this entire thread multiple times but has everyone missed the fact that this man has a weight that is disproportionate to his height?

Is there a word for this?

 

[RussianParasite]

Ron Johnson's victory in the senate race for Wisconsin is pretty significant. Piggy has reached out to all levels of law enforcement and government for help with people calling him fat online. Ron Johnson is the one person that Pat refuses to ask, he hates him almost as much as he hates Trump.

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Here's an OnAForums election exclusive! Pat has apparently contacted Senator Johnson after his victory with a curious offer to bury the hatchet:

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Holy shit the staffer (or more likely intern) that reads that email is going to laugh their ass off.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Ron Johnson's victory in the senate race for Wisconsin is pretty significant. Piggy has reached out to all levels of law enforcement and government for help with people calling him fat online. Ron Johnson is the one person that Pat refuses to ask, he hates him almost as much as he hates Trump.

The SWAT Team, when it's time for another one of Patrick's tiny penis adventures:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lol, never would've thought that the edit I made of Rick's interview face would make its way to the pig himself. I salute the rascals.

And I never would have thought someone would improve upon my original masterpiece like you did. Nothing brings me more joy than my creations contributing to rib decimation.

 

[Maude Snew]

The SWAT Team, when it's time for another one of Patrick's tiny penis adventures:
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The world's natural gas reserves are saved yet again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I want the Republican governor of Wisconsin to make a Cameo for Pat, introducing himself. “I rule you now, Pattie. My name is Ron Johnson. That’s Ron Johnson, son.”

 

[Mr Moonface]

Extremely important update. A verified Patrick S. Tomlinson has appeared on twitter!

Edit: Banned...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The $8 was not in vain, laughs were had thanks to it and that's all that matters.

 

[An automatic clown]

Ok so if what Fatty is saying is true, does that mean him and his wife's "small businesses" can be looked up on the PPP loan website ?
I'm not surprised he has no student loans to payback. He graduated highschool with a 1.7GPA .

 

[SomethingFishi]

"I'm not a stalker, stalker." Is the funniest fucking line. Peak Fatrick

 

[Maude Snew]

"I'm not a stalker, stalker." Is the funniest fucking line. Peak Fatrick

Now I want to see Fat Rick get into an endless loop of "I'm not your child, stalker" with an imposter account like the "I'm not your buddy, friend" thing South Park did. Good thing is you could set him adrift anywhere since fat floats on water, bad thing is it would get so much oil and grease into the sea it would make the Exxon Valdez thing look like a minor oopsie doodle.

 

[lolwatagain]

Ok so if what Fatty is saying is true, does that mean him and his wife's "small businesses" can be looked up on the PPP loan website ?
I'm not surprised he has no student loans to payback. He graduated highschool with a 1.7GPA .
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Didn't fatty revive his Insurance sales license to get that PPP loan, even though he doesn't sell insurance?

And didn't he waste the PPP money on vacations and other frivolous shit? Why the fuck would he brag about defrauding the feds?

Edit: I forgot that Rick earned that 1.7 GPA.

 

[ShinyStar]

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Cars are not expensive, you are poor and $40,000 in debt.

I can't stand people, like Fatrick, who drive a pile of shit and spend way too much time and effort documenting, obsessing over and bragging about it online. I bet he wears leather gloves when he drives too.

Pat is such an idiot. The chip shortage was last year. Since then, manufacturing caught back up, and demand dropped precipitously. Major technology companies are doing layoffs due to the decreased sales. No one should ever listen to a word Pat says, save to find fodder to mock him.

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat is such an idiot. The chip shortage was last year. Since then, manufacturing caught back up, and demand dropped precipitously. Major technology companies are doing layoffs due to the decreased sales. No one should ever listen to a word Pat says, save to find fodder to mock him.

But how else would I learn how to clean my car's headlights according to the instructions on the package or lie about produce and make it into disgusting half assed foods?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Holy shit the staffer (or more likely intern) that reads that email is going to laugh their ass off.

I hope he gets a near form letter reply.

"Dear Patrick,

Thank you for your kind words and offer of your wife but I must decline and continue my work in Washington on behalf of you and Niki.

Your friend (and Senator),
Ron"