Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

marjoram said:
Salad gonna pay for the skin removal surgery too? She'll be tripping over that deflated gunt on her forced marches. The excess chins skin could be used as a pouch to hold gallons of water.

She'll be beauuutiful
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I'm sure he'd happily hand over the $100k at least that his adorable wife would need for full body contouring surgeries. It is true love after all.

If she looks after her wounds as well as she did her hysterectomy wound, even better.
Bitch would have multiple high maintenance wounds and later scars to manage, and we all know how precisely she follows medical advice. Let alone feeding her healing skin correctly and ensuring her hygiene is top notch to avoid infections. Not that it matters though given she'll never lose enough weight to be considered a suitable candidate for loose skin removal.
 
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toilet doodle, AH-HYUCK!

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Also, Chantal is fat and Salad does not have sex with her.
 
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Wildrose said:
Karma is religion for atheists, imo. People who believe in it are pathetic.
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Karma is what stupid people think makes them sound spiritual. Same with putting their whole personality on what zodiac sign they are.
3322 said:
CAN THIS MAN TEACH HER TO CHEW WITH HER FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED?! Dear lord, even tho she now covers her mouth sometimes when she chews, she still has it wide open and is loudly smacking her lips. Desgustang.
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The gross bitch can't breathe through her nose.
 
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They haven’t consummated yet,, they have been to the beach but not into the ocean yet, ?? .
He who dares wins Salad boy, get out your gas mask, industrial gloves, disinfectant, bleach, 14 ( extra small ) condoms, clear out the garbage that has accumulated in there, shoes, odd socks, nashy wrappers, Naders rolling pin , and get yourself into the sewer ridden,,,deep, deep, ocean of chinny… 🤮🤮 . Inshalla our brave little sand nigger.Canada will be your prize.

Next live stream will be, oh did I tell you gois what a good chef cook Salad is ?? . He is gonna do a cooking stream and make some FALLAFALS AND CRISPY PITTA.
Once he stops throwing up after a paddle in the ocean.
 
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I can't get over how fucking stupid she looks in that hijab. Like an angry whitehead that's been brewing under your skin for a couple days but isn't quite ready to be popped. The whole thing is just so absurd.

I know of course that she is a desperate freak who will fly halfway around the world to find the one man willing to pretend to tolerate her but a part of me is watching this thinking Chantal Sarault is a brilliant Andy Kaufman of our time, a mind so strange yet so genius that most mere mortals perceive this brilliance as "insanity" and "being fucking retarded" rather than seeing the woman behind a fascinating and deliberate performance. She's playing 3D chess and setting up the longest punchline ever, the joke being that someone this stupid and disgusting actually lives among us on our planet.

Know what I mean, guise? I keep waiting for the fourth wall to break and for some goofy looking Canadian millennials to pop out and yell "gotcha! We're the Saskatchewan Moose Knuckle comedy troupe and this has all been a years long routine! Surely you didn't think this could possibly be REAL???"

There is no fourth wall is there? This is just some insane, filthy woman chasing brown scammer dick, a woman so afraid of therapy that she'll do literally anything else to avoid it. Just. Wow. I can't believe it's real some days, know what I mean guise?
 
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Tal E Whacker said:
They haven’t consummated yet
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Not that we needed confirmation, but this seals the deal. This is not about "love."

If this was all about true love and romance, wouldn't they be tearing each other's clothes off right after the wedding?

This is starting to feel more and more like Nader 2.0. He sits two feet away from her at all times, obsessively reading chat, and blocking anyone who dares step out of line.

Whether Chinny is in on whatever deal is going on here, I still don't know. But I guarantee she is miserable underneath the giddy facade. And it will only get worse.

Will she come running home to Peetz within the next month (or week)? God knows he's not going anywhere. I have a feeling she will.

But on the other hand, if you had told me a month ago Chantal would be larping as a modest Muslim wife and fly to Kuwait to "marry" some rando, I would have bet my life savings you would be wrong.

Literally anything is possible. Except for Peetz getting a job and his own place.
 
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To get her brown man home GUNT will have to:
Pay an immigration lawyer
Sort his sponsorship paperwork
Find a way to discharge her second Bankruptcy
Hold her debt collectors before being able to file a third Bankruptcy
Tax???
Kick Peetz out of the house that is in his name or rent and furnish a new one
Support nigga Salad back in Kuwait with an exchange rate of CAD $4.4 to $1 Dinar.
Insert your laugh here.

Yeah..yeah, It's Teflon GUNT and she will get his visa filling the paperwork with her Costco card, a picture of her swollen finger and a post it note: "If you don't give my HUSBAND a visa is because you're jealous I can get a hot husband and you can't, stay mad".
 
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Billie Ross said:
To get her brown man home GUNT will have to: Pay an immigration lawyer Sort his sponsorship paperwork Find a way to discharge her second Bankruptcy Hold her debt collectors before being able to file a third Bankruptcy Tax??? Kick Peetz out of the house that is in his name or rent and furnish a new one Support nigga Salad back in Kuwait with an exchange rate of CAD $4.4 to $1 Dinar. Insert your laugh here. Yeah..yeah, It's Teflon GUNT and she will get his visa filling the paperwork with her Costco card, a picture of her swollen finger and a post it note: "If you don't give my HUSBAND a visa is because you're jealous I can get a hot husband and you can't, stay mad".
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Now that you have put it like that i’m realizing that Chinny is officially the true love scammer here and is using his ambition to get into Canada as a way to have her Arabian Prince fantasy all while not actually being to guarantee his life in canada cause of her money problems.
When he finds out that his life in Canada aint happening cause of certain regulations he will leave her and the fallout of that will be glorious. He is currently to make a long story short whoring himself out as a glorified escort while never getting his payday….
 
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It’s been bugging me who salad looks like and I’ve finally clicked. The metrosexuality, the massive underbite, the rubbery face and the not quite right eyes - he’s the Syrian Andy Warski.
If I wasn’t a mobfag I’d present my case with side by side pictures for further evidence. But honestly, they’re twins.
 
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