Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[LobsterBoy669]

Well, Thanksgiving is coming. That means we should get some talk about her Cherokee heritage (lol) before we start the Christmas grift. Will she be against celebrating turkey day because it offends her native American sensitivities, or will her love of food be stronger?

I need a 40 pound turkey you guys! My husband wreaked his car and my cats are hungry! Just a few hundred dollars and I can enjoy the day that my people were raped and murdered by the white folks that came and murdered them!

...but no help came

 

[stupid frog]

how would she cook it tho

 

[Muskcarpone]

Maybe they are special Jimmy Dean thanksgiving bowls with turkey?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Well, Thanksgiving is coming. That means we should get some talk about her Cherokee heritage (lol) before we start the Christmas grift. Will she be against celebrating turkey day because it offends her native American sensitivities, or will her love of food be stronger?

Considering that she once mentioned how superior her white family food's cooking is because they use sage in their stuffing (like the average person), Polissa will be all over that turkey. Although she will probably mention that she lives on "stollen land" again at least once.

how would she cook it tho

Her mom is gonna slave over it, only for Polly to cry that she wanted a fried turkey instead of a baked one. Her food aversions is telling her baked food is poison! Worst Thanksgiving ever! Then Mamaw will fry one and crisis averted until she refuses to eat some random dessert over muh red 40.

This is taking the piss:



She's getting the most interaction on her Twitter since the cat lady army found her, but it's not the "right" (hehe) attention so it doesn't count I guess.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

how would she cook it tho

She'll probably try to beg for a pre-cooked one that are like $100 for 2 people.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe they are special Jimmy Dean thanksgiving bowls with turkey?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

how would she cook it tho

You're being mental right? you need to cook it perfectly before you give it. sheesh get with the plan.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

No you bloody don't. I would actually enjoy a consistent stream of new art from you because while I would never pay a cent for it, it never fails to make me laugh.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

crowdfunding was generally fucked by the algorithm before lmao. There's a reason so many e beggars censor cashapp as c@sh@pp or ca or with the vowels censored with asterisks. She barely even shows sick cats or posts anything but "send money/no help came." I'm always up for more Beach Cat, though. Beach Cat is iconic

 

[Breadbear]

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[Pudgy Bear Claws]

We really need a "my fucking sides" rating, Jersh. Poorlissa makes me laugh almost as much as Shanny.

 

[Dnein]

crisis averted until she refuses to eat some random dessert over muh red 40.

No, no. You eat the food in massive portions and spend the rest of the night moaning in agony and stopping to peek around to see who is watching. Maximum pleasure gains, a gorge AND attention.

 

[Fupa Control]

You magnificent bitches nailed it on her paying the car insurance premium. She had a better chance of winning some Pulte money. Her tard logic is painful to watch.

 

[Simon]

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With what fucking money, Pissa? Just take the L and move on. Your car is still 'wreaked' anyway, so why do you care if you have insurance or not? Besides, if the 'wreak' was Joh hitting whatever else, it's collision and we know you poor assholes only had liability on the junker.

 

[Potato Cat]

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I thought that's why she was continuing to pay her premiums, but I was hoping she wasn't that dumb. I should never underestimate the stupidity of a lolcow.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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Wait, wait. I thought the bill was $180 last time? So lying bitch got someone to give her over $300 for insurance that everyone but her knew would be cancelled since Joh drove it illegally?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Her car will always be wreaked by yeasty piss and long term cat hoarding and neglect germs.

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

I don't know what the laws are in Alabama, but in some places insurance companies have to refund the premiums you've paid to cover any future time period upon cancellation.

If that happens to Pissa, what do you think she'll do with her windfall. Pet supplies and a vet? Or something stupid like hiring a lawyer to lose against her insurance company. Or peel and stick tiles.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I don't know what the laws are in Alabama, but in some places insurance companies have to refund the premiums you've paid to cover any future time period upon cancellation.

If that happens to Pissa, what do you think she'll do with her windfall. Pet supplies and a vet? Or something stupid like hiring a lawyer to lose against her insurance company. Or peel and stick tiles.

Jimmy Dean has got it more than Josh has in the last ten years. He charges a high price for his services.

That or "medicine." Pissa buy more Mello Yello; I need my stock prices to increase.

I haven't heard anything about the COPD mattress lawsuit in ages. Last I heard she was dropped by the lawyer for that one. That was... I think that was pre her finding out about us, actually. Need to double check. And speaking of us, I thought she was gonna sue us? Yeah, she ain't gonna hire a laywer. If she gets that $300 back, it isn't even going to utilities like it should've. It's all going into her mouth.

 

[retard strength]

Polly needs to spend a few nights in Lou Gagliardi's mom's neighborhood. Even he can't ignore the crime stats when it impacts his life directly, and we know he really tries to.

Yet another reason I'm glad Polly couldn't have kids, she would absolutely pimp them out for e-clout. She is the type to drag a kid to drag queen story hour and take pictures of them putting a dollar bill into the thong of a man in drag. The kind to make a kid pose for a photo while giving a group of tired and feral schizo-druggies a pack of Nutter Butters. In a different timeline, taking one to a pro-life rally holding signs with aborted fetuses and crying trying to make a viral short clip. That kind of thing. Places kids have no business at except for mom's virtue signaling.