Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Congratulations Richard!
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And now Elon Musk is milking the 10 8 bucks cucks on Twitter.
Cucks. Cucks never change.

Except Musk is brilliantly charging them 8 bucks a month instead just the ten bucks once. Lowtax seething in hell.

He offered KLG her account back for 8 bucks though. That got some pretty good laughs from me.
 
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There was another schizo who came from a rich family who registered hundreds of times. Of course, someone pointed him to Something Sensitive where he proceeded to schizopost. Then they created a section just for him to post and he did for a while. Supposedly if you emailed him he’d fill your inbox with schizoposts but I wasn’t willing to test that out for myself.
Was this the Paul Edward Mclaughlin(?) guy? He sent Lowtax a funny letter / ultimatum that lowt read on youtube and I can't find it. He was obsessed with a model named Gisele Bündchen and making an animated film and shat up SS something fierce
 
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He should have told that server admin to go fuck himself and just trusted Null.

Alas, the burden of giving a damn was just too much for him on these wacky, zany ol' interwebs information future highways of the sky.
 
Lowtax at least served as real life example for Null of what not to do in regards to forum management. I think Null has said as much too. Thankfully a Null is about x1000 smarter than Lowtax. Imagine if Lowtax had any technical capabilities and a strong work ethic, shit would have turned out very differently. We should be thankful that Null isn't obsessed with being a comedy writer, he just likes to laugh at shit.

There's a lot of similarities between KF and early SA. With all this Troon madness to erase KF and break the Internet I had wondered if Null putting up a paywall might protect it but I guess that option wasn't even on the table thanks to the cabal of payment processors. The paywall certainly shielded SA from a lot of shit they pulled for many years. Unlike KF there wasn't even a "don't pozload my neghole" rule in the early years of SA, it was quite the opposite.

But KF is the only forum I've ever found that has similar vibe to early and mid 00's Something Awful, in that it attracts an interesting variety of crazy and/or intelligent people of mixed backgrounds, ages and opinions creating a great dynamic for uncensored conversation and comedy - which is why angry scolds want to kill it. Given the age and size of the internet now KF gets a much wider age range and international scope. KF is the only other forum I've regularly used and enjoyed since I was a teenager on SA and I'll have to go back to only reading books if it's destroyed, so subscribe to Null's Gumroad so I continue to rot my brain with you fuckers.
 
Lollin thinking about all the weird shit that went on this year between politics and Twitter, so many reasons for Lowtax to know he might've been garbage but he still wasn't the bottom of the barrel, and this dumb cowardly motherfucker missed out on all of it.
 
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