Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Honeycomb looks like an utter failure and will likely cease to exist unless propped up artificially. It will look pretty suspicious if this troon hive doesn't just fail at some point. Who would hire a bunch of criminals and perverts to fuck up whatever it is they even do?

Is there even a market for their nearly nonexistent product?

As the NFT industry has shown, yes yes there is.

 

[pursuitsnail]

If you here require a practical rule of me, I will present you with this: ‘Whenever you feel an impulse to perpetrate a piece of exceptionally fine writing, obey it—whole-heartedly—and delete it before sending your manuscript to press. Murder your darlings.
Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch (1863–1944). On the Art of Writing. 1916.

XII. On Style

Wednesday, January 28, 1914

If only they had murdered that goatse-wheel before hitting 'publish' on that word salad.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pastor Dr Martin Ssempa taught me the error of my ways.

The Pasta is a good man. He is a Missionary Against Sodomy. Watching him go on a based rant against faggots and trannys to that BBC Journoscum that went there to try and smear him makes me laugh to this day, but it was kind of a punch in the gut when he said "we weep for you! You brought us so many things now you have lost your way to these  devils! Tell me, what can we do for you? How can we help you?" I know he was trolling but he was serious behind it, it hit home because he is right.
Every real African Ive ever met has been unapologetically based as fuck.

 

[rodentia]

fyi - that's Rebecca Valentine.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darryl-mcadams-rebecca-valentine.69348

He's the CEO of DDOSecrets:
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old post but allow me to take a moment to say how much i fucking hate the faggots over at ddosecrets, they claim to love muh freedom of information while repeatedly making the information they obtain only available to jernos. They also claim to "avoid political, corporate or personal leanings" while having a big ol fag flag in their logo and calling jan6 a coup attempt. I do not believe that they are pro free information for a second.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

a lot of users are older anyway and we grew up in a time it was hammered into you to not reveal personal info online, before the social media craze.

we really need to go back to that time. like i grew up at a time where it was seen as insane to tell anyone your name or even show pictures because the internet was 99 percent pedos and serial killers and any crumb of info they get from you would obviously mean they would show up at your house the next day. that was the stuff that was ingrained into our minds as kids then when stuff like myspace became big things changed people started posting their real names and pictures of themselves and their friends.

the fact that there are actual children who are actively telling any random person they talk to online their whole life story is just plain depressing. i say this as someone who loved talking to strangers back in the day. but the thing is i never told them my real name or where i lived or anything of the sort because i knew better.

people now should know better even more honestly especially when you can go on twitter and see all these fucking lunatics talking about map pride or zoo pride or telling kids to troon out and start shooting up bathtub hormones because some weirdo on twitter whos like 10 or more years older than them told them it was totally the cool smart thing to do.

its just so depressing that people in my generation who grew up knowing the dangers of the internet and the risks of putting your whole life out there are having kids and just letting them do whatever the fuck they want then getting surprised when their kid goes missing or troons out or whatever else.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

To add to the idea of women being able to code let me introduce you to a form of programming that is simply dominated by women.

Knitting and crochet designers. Before you start laughing let me demonstrate.

This is a snippet of a knitting pattern
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It has its own language, a lexicon to determine what "k3, yo, k2tog, k5" means, has to be incredibly literal in order for the math to work out on future lines, has for loops, has if/than loops, has pointers, can create complex 3d objects (like an anatomically correct set of organs in the human body - including the brain).

To write a good knitting pattern that everyone can follow is quite complicated. You need to have an understanding of geometry and logic. It takes iterative design at times, multiple versions of the same thing because of bugs to work out. You need to do math to make sure measurements in your pattern will be the same as the measurements in your customers object. Then there's the very complex math of making one set of instructions scale to different sizes: xs-6x - this skill is something that designers often hire out to do because it's so challenging it get it right.

I knew several designers that have formal training in engineering, advanced degrees in math, and former careers in programming.

This is just a very broad overview of what goes into even a very simple knitting pattern. The same stuff goes into a crochet pattern.

Millions upon millions of women make or have made knitting patterns. Knitting has been around since the 1700s and it wasn't until recently that we had formal knitting patterns that anyone could use. Until then designs were passed down in very vague terms "knit the cuff to desired length, turn the heel, knit the foot, decrease for the toe", and the details were taught verbally through families.

The idea that women can't do complex math or high-level programming is fucking retarded. We have done so for literally centuries. It just doesn't look like what people expect when they say "programmer".

The Jacquard Loom arguably was the beginning of computerization, punchcards, and such.

 

[CapricornusRex]

True.
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That picture is so gross. Just look at how greasy his hair is in it. Bet that choker smells like a janitor's foot.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

The Jacquard Loom arguably was the beginning of computerization, punchcards, and such.

More on this loom

The Jacquard system was developed in 1804–05 by Joseph-Marie Jacquard of France, and it soon spread elsewhere. His system improved on the punched-card technology of Jacques de Vaucanson’s loom (1745). Jacquard’s loom used interchangeable punched cards that controlled the weaving of the cloth so that any desired pattern could be obtained automatically. These punched cards were adopted by the English inventor Charles Babbage as an input-output medium for his proposed Analytical Engine (which would have been the first digital computer) and were used by the American statistician Herman Hollerith to feed data to his census machine. They were also used as a means of inputting data into digital computers into the mid-20th century but were eventually replaced by electronic devices .

My vintage manual knitting machine uses punch cards. Those machines are still being used by some women with some patterns being created or modified.

I will grant that not every woman is good at logic - enough to code, nor will I deny our decisions are often guided more by emotions. But everyone is capable of some logic, to varying degrees. Blanket statements saying this or that group cannot do X or saying this or that group didn't do X historically is retarded bullshit.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Troons are fighting.

 

[Wy4M]

Fong-Jones goes through the process of sneakily patting himself on the back when Honeycomb had a minor outage.

Link | Archive
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So it seems they were trying to retrieve data from a database and because this didn't happen within a minute an error was thrown.

But what is he trying to explain next:
"Surely it doesn't have to timeout in exactly 60 seconds?" and then I went down a whole big rabbit hole adapting an existing library we had for approximate `select {}` channel fallbacks/timeouts to cancel the database call so we wouldn't construct an exact time for the timeout."

Does he mean he wanted to change existing function(s) where they catch the error and then make another call but without setting a timeout?
If so then yeah, that would work. Even if it took 4 hours.
Or 4 days.

 

[MadDisaster]

So when some cunt is like "lmao I have to make sure everything's lined up just right, I'm sooooo OCD" I want to punch them in the throat. It's not a quirk and it's not fun, it's a debilitating mental illness that dominates your life. You shouldn't be proud to have OCD, you should want to fix it because it is a fucking problem.

The same goes for all of the other mental illnesses that these retards like to bandy about like they're a badge of honor: just because you're anxious about a job interview doesn't mean you have anxiety, every fucking person on earth is anxious before an important event like that. Just because you sometimes talk to yourself doesn't mean you're schizo, everyone talks to themselves every now and then. Just because you're in a funk doesn't mean you're suffering from clinical depression, everyone has low periods in their life. Selling normal human experiences and feelings as though they're "mental illness" only serves to cheapen the people that actually suffer through those illnesses. I mean, if someone lies about having cancer they rightfully get called out for it: I fail to see why that same standard isn't held up for mental illness. Shit makes me sick.

The biggest thing the self-diagnosed fail to understand is that mental illnesses aren't just a checklist of symptoms. If you look at symptoms, most are pretty common, and normal things that people feel or do from time to time. What pushes it into actual mental illness is the negative affect it has on the person's life and ability to function. It's not fun or quirky for people who are genuinely suffering.

 

[DrNow]

Troons are fighting.
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Next time Lucas throws a fit and has a meltdown like when he flipped at that Stardust girl, I hope they tell him to cool it with the white fragility.

Fuck, every now and then it just hits me how many levels I hate these people on.

 

[TheRetardKing]

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ME SO SOLLY!​

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So it seems they were trying to retrieve data from a database and because this didn't happen within a minute an error was thrown.

But what is he trying to explain next:
"Surely it doesn't have to timeout in exactly 60 seconds?" and then I went down a whole big rabbit hole adapting an existing library we had for approximate `select {}` channel fallbacks/timeouts to cancel the database call so we wouldn't construct an exact time for the timeout."

Does he mean he wanted to change existing function(s) where they catch the error and then make another call but without setting a timeout?
If so then yeah, that would work. Even if it took 4 hours.
Or 4 days.

fucking 60 second timeout is bullshit, either your shit should fail ASAP or you should wait forever

goddamn assholes overengineering shit when even fucking MYSQL on a damn $1k server can handle a gorzillon updates/second or some shit.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Google didn't fire Elliot, he quit his job.
He posted a copy of his resignation letter:
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It was posted on the 2nd of Jan 2019 and in it you'll see that he left Google on the 25th of Feb 2019 (Wed) and already started the next day as a Developer Advocate at Hound Technology Inc which is Honeycomb.
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So maybe he felt that it was coming but it seems that he planned it pretty well and wasn't a single day without work.

An article about Elliot written by Elliot: Google workers lost a leader but the fight will continue.
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Edit - Google employees used an anonymous app called Blind (no pun intended) and it seems that quite a few were celebrating his decision. Elliot found out while still working
at Google and contacted Gizmodo to cry about it. This Gizmodo article was posted on the 1st of Feb 2019 (he left on the 25th)
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Harassment, Transphobia, And Racism: A Look Inside Blind’s Anonymous …

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No wonder folks like Liz are so hellbent on block bots and trying to shut down communities.

 

[Moon Cricket]

So… are we actually so bored of Dong Gone that we have started discussing fucking knitting in his thread? Lmao what a loser.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So… are we actually so bored of Dong Gone that we have started discussing fucking knitting in his thread? Lmao what a loser.

At least I know who Hedy Lamarr is now.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Troons are fighting.
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Fishing for updoots on Tweeter is your life Lucas.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Why are people arguing about the accomplishments of women in programming when we're all talking about a man?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Imagine writing an article about yourself and you quiting your job and calling yourself a leader.

11/10 narcissism.

Not really surprising - this faggot had "hero" in his twitter bio.
How pretentious can one man get?