Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661


Thank you.
Sounds like Tess is using the word incorrectly.
I doubt she has permission from these people for her to put them on blast to her obese and easily outraged followers.
You don't need permission on TikTok. It's part of the platform, and by design.
There are three main types of videos:
  • OC
  • Reused audio (See video, below)
  • Stitches/duets
 
I’m ready for my garbage cans but “atypical anorexia can’t exist because Tess says she has it” is really fucking stupid reasoning. Y’all are pretty ignorant on the subject in general.

Atypical anorexia is a real thing. Even women meeting the clinical definition of anorexia don’t look like literal skeletal Holocaust victims a considerable amount of the time.

What atypical anorexics don’t do is get progressively fatter with no weight loss at any point in their lives. They don’t post photos of themselves scarfing down cake on Instagram or talk about the beauty of fat bodies in bikinis.
I get it, but the qualifications for it are frankly absurd. You don’t even have to lose weight, just being malnourished and sad about being fat is enough to qualify, which is apparently how brave activists scarfing down cake, as you so poetically put it, and gaining weight, can claim it. They’re handing out diagnoses of atypical anorexia like they’re handing our estrogen to any man in a dress these days, which makes it hard to take it seriously. Furthermore, I’m not here to hold hands and save lives through the power of education, I’m here to let off steam and talk shit. But I do sincerely appreciate the correction. No garbage cans for you.
 
I mean who wouldn't be turned on my this sexy (ham)beast?
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This is like the setup to a Boondocks episode.


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I’m ready for my garbage cans but “atypical anorexia can’t exist because Tess says she has it” is really fucking stupid reasoning. Y’all are pretty ignorant on the subject in general.

Atypical anorexia is a real thing. Even women meeting the clinical definition of anorexia don’t look like literal skeletal Holocaust victims a considerable amount of the time.

What atypical anorexics don’t do is get progressively fatter with no weight loss at any point in their lives. They don’t post photos of themselves scarfing down cake on Instagram or talk about the beauty of fat bodies in bikinis.
Many of the commenters on Tess's "You Don't Look Anorexic" video claim that they maintain or even gain weight on very few calories. I think that kind of thing really makes people skeptical of the whole "atypical anorexia" phenomenon.
 
Fat people don’t have to wear flattering clothes but skinny bitches must continue to dress just right, lest we be accused of being problematically cute in sweats and a messy bun, or accused of promoting intentional weight loss in workout gear, or flaunting our privilege in cute situationally appropriate outfits. Gosh, it’s almost like everything is flattering on you when you’re fit, even the weird club goth 90s clothes Tess wears as a Wilhelm scream for attention.
 

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Fat people don’t have to wear flattering clothes but skinny bitches must continue to dress just right, lest we be accused of being problematically cute in sweats and a messy bun, or accused of promoting intentional weight loss in workout gear, or flaunting our privilege in cute situationally appropriate outfits. Gosh, it’s almost like everything is flattering on you when you’re fit, even the weird club goth 90s clothes Tess wears as a Wilhelm scream for attention.
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Do you think these fatbrained morons have an internal timer that tells them exactly 15, 30, 59 seconds of rant has elapsed? I know there's a visible timer on their video thingy She steams for 5 seconds, whips herself into righteous rage for 30, finger jabs her anger into her viewer's face for a crescendo, babbles incoherent stuttering froth then sobs her victorious exhaustion for 10 seconds. It's downright uncanny, it could be any topic (but always her fatness).
 
Aww, this is a shitty situation, I feel bad for Tess. Maybe I'm overanalyzing this, but maybe this is part of deathfat psychology. It makes sense in a twisted way for someone to eat themselves to an early grave when someone they love ends up like this and you see them failing slowly, over time.

Tess's mom can't be that old though right? Tess strikes me as still on the young side to be seeing her parent like this.
 
Aww, this is a shitty situation, I feel bad for Tess. Maybe I'm overanalyzing this, but maybe this is part of deathfat psychology. It makes sense in a twisted way for someone to eat themselves to an early grave when someone they love ends up like this and you see them failing slowly, over time.

Tess's mom can't be that old though right? Tess strikes me as still on the young side to be seeing her parent like this.
Unfortunately no. (:_(
Look out, thread, I'm about to go full-sympathy for messy Tessy.
So, Tess' mom was shot in the head twice and survived, so she's got all that damage, but even if we were to leave out that horrible incident, this still isn't as unusual as you might think.
Tess is 37, it's not unusual at all for Boomer-parents to have had kids into their late 30s and early 40s, so there are a bunch of millennials in their 30s right now walking around with parents in their 60s and even their 70s.
 
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