Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Flight Deck]

Watching keffals still in the middle of tumbling down the stairs (IT KEEPS HAPPENING) of online relevance, with nearly all of it his own doing, has been extremely amusing.

As it turns out, having an already shitty personality and mindset covered with 500+ layers of smug irony mixed with the most insufferable parts of online culture while fraudulently pretending to help your similarly screwed-up demographic isn't sustainable.

What a shame.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Now deleted tweet. It seems he used the TwitchCon foam pit.

if it was him that crushed his coxis and compressed his spine that would have made the thread 10x more hilarious.

 

[Trixie Clop 9999]

Now that I think about it him streaming on twitch is pretty funny.

 

[Um...]

I know Keffals is a pathological liar, but there are tweets that allege there have been sexual encounters with straight men without any disclosure of being trans.

I’ll take ‘Things That Never Happened’ for $300, Alex. Seriously, anyone within a block of his hulking frame irl could immediately clock him as a man.

Also- those FAT ROLLS

 

[The Line]

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Now deleted tweet. It seems he used the TwitchCon foam pit.
(A)

Does this look edited to anyone else? The lighting looks weird, and the potential poor-taste "joke" would explain why it was deleted almost immediately. Also Luke is fat and likes attention. If he was in the twitch foam pit he probably would've gotten bruised and 100% would've tweeted something about it.

If this is an edit, add that to the pile of proof that he's a creepy and fetishistic misogynist who now apparently thinks snuff videos of women are funny.

Denims and whoever else he's trying to copy should run for the fucking hills if he likes to make shitty memes out of of women he idolizes being injured.

 

[lrresistable]

I know Keffals is a pathological liar, but there are tweets that allege there have been sexual encounters with straight men without any disclosure of being trans.

I'm sure he's gone after some guys. I suspect there's more to this. I doubt he went after some trannychaser.

He may get aroused at the thought of passing as a girl, or in my personal view, it ties in with a humiliation fetish. This personal theory is lended credibility due to Sorrenti's stint as a Dominatrix and fart pornographer, and while I have not sought out these receipts, I'm sure other users have the history, as it's archived somewhere on this thread.

So basically I think his intention is to humiliate these dudes, which he's already doing when grooming teenagers to lop dick anyway. Having a guy think he's actually a woman until he 'stealths' (coined this to smear Destiny) them with neo-vagina would be an obvious self-validation ego boost.

I'm convinced this must have happened when he was very young, before he became a fat, before Lucas developed a hunchbacc. Else no way would a guy (even drunk) not immediately realize and proceed to get bamboozled once the pants are off (the allegation).

Tbh it could also be another pathological lie to insinuate to the audience that "ACKSHUALLY I PASS.. They don't even realize. Until it's too late." Which is just tranny ego-boosting, since they all wish 'to pass' , well you Shall Not Pass and I have trouble believing this story.



Keffals is a fat and I do not believe him.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

He was playing Overwatch, couldn't be bothered to get his controller working for Sonic. It was very boring. But here's a clip to keep handy if he offs himself and they blame us:


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OH YA THINK ?

 

[A Sunset]

You could fly an X Wing through that gap and blow up the death star

Young Luke Sneedwalker must evade the Troon Fighters, and brave the treacherous Moob Trench to fire into the exhaust port (used to expel excess grease, oil, and HRT).

Also:


LMFAO this guy.





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[ScooterL]

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I’ll take ‘Things That Never Happened’ for $300, Alex. Seriously, anyone within a block of his hulking frame irl could immediately clock him as a man.

Also- those FAT ROLLS
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"Bad at sex" = chaser went limp at first sight of the axe wound.

This ones my favorite. Lucas looking longingly at a very attractive (real) girl at an LGBT rights parade before the Supreme Court affirmed their rights

 

[lrresistable]

This Kiwi Induced Self Consciousness and resultant massive overcompensating is by far the best aspect of moving his thread to the Beauty Parlor.

Kiwi Conversion Therapy. Farmer Luke keeps lifting our jokes as well.

How quickly he fell for our culture and behavior here tells you how easy he would've succumbed to trans ideology in the first place, as a teenager. Very easily influenced.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Seeing Keffals as a tweaking wreck clearly on uppers and downers at the same time, it's easy to feel bad for him. Until you remember all the things he did.

Or the things Keffals and his minions are still doing...



I told you all his crap about "showing KFers more compassion than they ever showed me" was a bunch of bullshit:

 

[Trixie Clop 9999]

hes gone on for 12 hours

Edit: he has also got a piercing, don't know if this is recent lol

 

[Simon]

hes gone on for 12 hours

This motherfucker absolutely shades in the Moobiana Trench. It's so obvious in this stream.

 

[lrresistable]

Today's stream subject:

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Trad arc inc?

editing in the video:

Laying the Foundations. This is called 'sowing screeds/ planting seeds'
So the ground becomes more fertile when speaking harems. Championing Cis Het White Males is the trans taboo equivalent of fucking your sister.

'uplift our Kangs, we Love our Cops, we Love our Kiwifarmers' -Baked Alaskan Keffals, probably.

 

[Trixie Clop 9999]

Trad arc inc?

The Foundations are being laid. This is called 'sowing screeds/ planting seeds'
So the ground becomes more fertile when speaking harems. Championing Cis Het White Males is the trans taboo equivalent of fucking your sister.

'uplift our Kangs, we Love our Cops, we Love our Kiwifarmers' -Baked Alaskan Keffals, probably.

I will make Lucas my trad wife. He'll need to re-bleach his hair first ofc.

 

[Kees H]

This ugly nigger is wearing fishnet stockings as well. Wtf is wrong with him?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Or the things Keffals and his minions are still doing...

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I told you all his crap about "showing KFers more compassion than they ever showed me" was a bunch of bullshit:

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Oh how the mighty/brave have fallen. What happened to this bravado keffals? Where did this big dick ( lol ) energy go all of a sudden?

 

[Probably An Autist]

I told you all his crap about "showing KFers more compassion than they ever showed me" was a bunch of bullshit:

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This is why we don't feel sympathy.

He'll be fine anyway. Once DKF fully fucks off this thread will die because hes boring, unfunny and uinteresting as a cow.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Grand Canyon.
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The space between his mantits is bigger than Liz Fong-Jones' (alleged sex offender) jaw.

Oh damn nigger spoiler that shit I was eating ffs.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Who the fuck is that on the parody picture?
It has Lucas's eyes and Dong Gone's teeth.

That's Tubbs from the League of Gentleman, married to her Brother, Edward.
Details on wiki.
Played by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith. I also recommend Inside No.9 by them.