Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[Peenix]

At least he can afford a blue tick though eh?

Not for long if he keeps losing patrons on Patreon.

 

[Tombigbee]

The Is Art Meaningless video STILL only has 700K views, 2 months after it came out. His previous videos were like 1.1M, 1.2M, even 1.5M. No wonder he’s panicking.

 

[Peenix]

The Is Art Meaningless video STILL only has 700K views, 2 months after it came out. His previous videos were like 1.1M, 1.2M, even 1.5M. No wonder he’s panicking.

He is also decidedly below his pre-troon-spike numbers on patreon.

 

[Excited Eraser]

Not for long if he keeps losing patrons on Patreon.
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The smugness with which he says 'educational content' (nobody believes that Olly, let it go) turning into full on narc rage complete with his inability to keep his troon voice from cracking... This is the best thing he's ever produced.

At least he can afford a blue tick though eh?

I don't give a shit about Elon Musk but I am forever grateful for his antics being responsible for putting Olly in this position. Maybe he should have actually sucked some dick for once in his life, seems that was the proper way to get the coveted blue tick.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Same old same old-


It’s Django. Remember that?
Tube really fucked on non stop talking about it when it was in production- disregarding the entire reason that this ISNt done, cos it means everyone spends a year going
“When the fuck is this coming out?”
And it feels like old, late news when iti does. Quite aside from any fault on its part.

Lil tip there for you Tube, from an old hand in the NOT IN THE INDUSTRY JUST NOT A RETARD Industry.

Lol, not even in the “rounding out the cast” mentions.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

Same old same old-
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It’s Django. Remember that?
Tube really fucked on non stop talking about it when it was in production- disregarding the entire reason that this ISNt done, cos it means everyone spends a year going
“When the fuck is this coming out?”
And it feels like old, late news when iti does. Quite aside from any fault on its part.

Lil tip there for you Tube, from an old hand in the NOT IN THE INDUSTRY JUST NOT A RETARD Industry.

Lol, not even in the “rounding out the cast” mentions.
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Of course, not the slightest bit of shame in using this solely as an opportunity for him to self promote, as usual.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Of course, not the slightest bit of shame in using this solely as an opportunity for him to self promote, as usual.

He's gotta get as many people clicking on his videos as he can on the slim chance they might be able to stand his shit.

 

[AfghanBlue]

LOL and so it begins

Did he really need to add “professional “ to OF model?
-she’s not just some random slut babes she has clout! I swear! Woudlnt assoc otherwise!

It would be nice if one thing we predicted didn’t eventually come true.

Anyway.
Bit of a weird one here-


Don’t know what this is about. Tube hasn’t got an iota of space in his head to be hateful, he is pure unadulterated self LOVE BABES. Fr he doesn’t talk about anyone other than himself so who knows.

Would love to know who he was dragging on the phone but it’s a bit of a leap. And weirdly he was like, less standoff ish to that genuinely rude and reaching fan then he is to his usuals- ohh maybe that’s what they mean?
Idc. Just funny.

 

[lady stoneheart]

He is also decidedly below his pre-troon-spike numbers on patreon.
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am i misinterpreting this or does he have almost 6k patrons but only makes $3k/month? how is that possible? do his patrons only pledge 50c/per month?

i only like one person’s work enough to be their paypig and even then i am willing to part with a measly $5.

for $3k/m he is now making about as much as a full time McDonald’s worker in my area. inshallah his income will fall and the McDonald’s workers’ will rise.

 

[Peenix]

am i misinterpreting this or does he have almost 6k patrons but only makes $3k/month? how is that possible? do his patrons only pledge 50c/per month?

i only like one person’s work enough to be their paypig and even then i am willing to part with a measly $5.

for $3k/m he is now making about as much as a full time McDonald’s worker in my area. inshallah his income will fall and the McDonald’s workers’ will rise.

He stopped displaying earnings in 2018, at the point where the green line ends. He makes several times more than that today, even with the recent patron dropoff.

 

[The Jackal]

LOL and so it begins
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Did he really need to add “professional “ to OF model?
-she’s not just some random slut babes she has clout! I swear! Woudlnt assoc otherwise!

Sounds like we can expect an influx of horrifying nudes in this thread as soon as his acting 'career' crashes and burns then.

 

[fax machine]

I don't think he'll do OnlyFans. He'll toss around the idea on Tumblr to sound sexy free & cool, but at heart he's a posh snob who fancies himself a canny professional, clean cut and respectable, easy to work with, ever two steps from stardom. What would Steve Coogan think if he sold nudes? Olly can say in his videos that sex work is work and shouldn't be respected any less than another job, but privately he knows the ways of the world and wouldn't cross that line for pure idealism. Ultimately, he wants to be a stahhhh to grow as huge in the public consciousness as he is in the theater of his mind. Transitioning has helped; it got him on TV. OF would be counterproductive.


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"hath floweth" lol

Given the close timestamps, I'm very tempted to read these posts in conversation with each other, like the holy shit holy shit call from his agent went awry... not that his [REDACTIONS] have ever lived up to the teasing and secrecy.

 

[AfghanBlue]

@fax machine (site not letting quote you for whatever reason)

That ‘hmm think I’ll keep being vulnerable. “ is a friend whose scraping for soemthing to say, but is getting more and more nigh-declaratively sick of his bs. It’s as close as you can get to a “kk.” without nuking the friendship. This person doesn’t WANT to be passive aggressive but can’t , or doesn’t actually want to summon the energy to muster up anything better.

Deep down Tube maybe even sense this, which is why he’s presented it like a dog with a dead bird, to twitter.

Tho it may appear that tube looked at that and thought that wit- on the subject of mmmmme! Is much too good for the eyes of ONLY this person. Everyone gotta get a load of this!

Actually it’s more like he is panicking that people aren’t giving him the requisite amount of awe and attention. Probably got a bit too used to it with applause every night and is now on a dangerously high narc supply dose, after his stage play.

 

[The Jackal]

I don't think he'll do OnlyFans. He'll toss around the idea on Tumblr to sound sexy free & cool, but at heart he's a posh snob who fancies himself a canny professional, clean cut and respectable, easy to work with, ever two steps from stardom. What would Steve Coogan think if he sold nudes? Olly can say in his videos that sex work is work and shouldn't be respected any less than another job, but privately he knows the ways of the world and wouldn't cross that line for pure idealism. Ultimately, he wants to be a stahhhh to grow as huge in the public consciousness as he is in the theater of his mind. Transitioning has helped; it got him on TV. OF would be counterproductive.

I think you're probably right - his parents would disapprove.

"hath floweth" lol

Also "they droppeth". His command of Early Modern English isn't very sound, given his supposed appreciation of Shakespeare.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is from a few weeks back (it was new to me however) but one thing I liked about that thread about all the trouble he's having trying to get rights to whatever book is that he framed it as doing them a favor by elevating their IP when he just wrote a whole thread about how desperate he is to gain access to this IP rather than inventing something new. Spiritual successors do well all the time. Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey made how much money off both being thinly veiled fanfics of other IPs.

Is he really trying to say "you wouldn't understand the brilliance of what I'm doing without knowing it's part of the original work"? Because that seems like the message he tweeted out to everyone.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I feel like Tor will publish some trans author's Harry Potter hate-fic any day now. If such a book exists, please tell me, the Manhunt thread stalled and I want to pay back the community.

 

[Stanley Ipkiss]

I don't think he'll do OnlyFans. He'll toss around the idea on Tumblr to sound sexy free & cool, but at heart he's a posh snob who fancies himself a canny professional, clean cut and respectable, easy to work with, ever two steps from stardom. What would Steve Coogan think if he sold nudes? Olly can say in his videos that sex work is work and shouldn't be respected any less than another job, but privately he knows the ways of the world and wouldn't cross that line for pure idealism. Ultimately, he wants to be a stahhhh to grow as huge in the public consciousness as he is in the theater of his mind. Transitioning has helped; it got him on TV. OF would be counterproductive.

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"hath floweth" lol

Given the close timestamps, I'm very tempted to read these posts in conversation with each other, like the holy shit holy shit call from his agent went awry... not that his [REDACTIONS] have ever lived up to the teasing and secrecy.

Olly is the worst type of oversharer.

He'll share the most boring, uninteresting, unfunny and of course unwanted things about himself so you're just left unsure what to do with any of it.

There's zero context in those screenshots so he just seems crazy, not dramatic. And yet he couldn't wait to share it because apparently he's weird and fun and quirky and dramatic uwu.

He's very Lindsay Ellis in that regard. They both like just sharing dumb shit that they think makes them funny or relatable.

The thing with the call from his agent further proves to me that Olly will crash and burn if he ever decides to move to Instagram and TikTok. He would be just another grain of sand in the desert of pathetic attention whores with nothing to share and yet sharing all they have, which is nothing.

 

[Peenix]

 

[Tombigbee]

It’s gonna be interesting to see what Oliver does about the blue check mark, Not only will it be obvious that he paid for it, (if he does get it), it literally says why the blue check mark was given if you click on it. So the dream of being enough of a big star to earn one is forever gone. Twitter will never give him one now under the old schema, they’ll just tell him to pay 8 bucks. I know it’s ultimately no big deal but it’s kind of symbolic. Views are way down, pay pigs are leaving, acting career is stalling, and that shiny blue check status, a la Contra, is forever out of reach. Sorry babes, you’re just a normie prole who doesn’t pass and never will.

Yikes holy shit that gif above wouldn’t load for me at first. Jesus God could you beeeee more of a man??? WTF with the visible dick swinging. Wish I had something witty to say it’s just so horrifying.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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Olly MAD. Olly SMASH.