Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is expecting twitter to be gone soon:



Also decides to make the same redundant joke four times:

 

[Maude Snew]

He lives a pathetic nigger tier existence. Unemployed, drunk, deadbeat dad scamming government assistance programs.

And his dietary oddities must be more of that black on black violence I keep hearing about. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's getting drunker and more unhinged with every tweet:

I think he's threatening genocide against billionaires here:



Piggy makes it official. Every Tesla owner is a Nazi:



Piggy provides a recent photo of himself:

 

[JustStopDude]

Oh man , that bit of his claiming Biden won reelection yesterday had my brain melting. Is this his new defense tactic: making it so anyone that reads his messages gets a splitting headache? Real talk, Patty. Can you please explain how the Elephants taking majority in the House and possibly losing the Senate by a thin margin means Biden winning before a single vote is cast in his election?

Wait a minute. Pat knows the results before any votes have been cast? Has Pat just admitted that the fix is in?! Oh lordy, you gave away the game, you fat retard!

I loath to even partially agree with Patrick here but historically, the two year elections have always gone against whatever is the opposite party currently holding the presidency. This goes back to at least Carter, if not further.

The fact the GOP could not easily take both the house and the Senate, along with a majority of governorships, despite the current inflation issue, along with countless other problems facing Americans, kind of drives home a point that the GOP is as much of a clown show as the Dems.

Now how the fuck Patrick construes this to mean that two years from now Biden is going to win is beyond me as two years, a lot of shit can happen.

To be fair though, are we sure Patrick even votes? They don't serve alcohol at polling stations and you can pick up those stupid "I voted" stickers anywhere.

 

[ZipDisk]

I like how the surrounding buildings are gentrified glass and balconies, and Hooligans looks like a double stacked trailer with aluminum siding.

It's like it teleported from New Jersey to Toronto.

Pat's motowheeler is very feminine, that's batgirl's bike.

I mean, we know Pat would be right at home in Satriales.

 

[John_Smith]

Bush II gained 8 seats in the House in 2002. Patso has forgotten that, or Bush doesn't count because he did not actually lose any. Technicality Tomlinson strikes again.

If he could understand words and be taught in the first place he wouldn't have a 1.2GPA.

Let's first teach him the difference between tacit/tactic, tenet/tenant, disdain/distain, eclectic/ecliptic and so many more the he misuses.

BITD, Harry Truman was mocked for how he pronounced certain words. He knew the words, used them correctly, but because he learned them through reading-- HST read a lot -- he had not heard them spoken and so had some interesting pronunciations. Patso doesn't read, and so doesn't even know how to use words correctly. He has the active vocabulary of the average Medieval peasant.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's getting drunker and more unhinged with every tweet:

I think he's threatening genocide against billionaires here:

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Piggy makes it official. Every Tesla owner is a Nazi:

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Piggy provides a recent photo of himself:

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If Twitter has become that important to you that some pixels on screen mean more than physical people it's time to re-evaluate you're life, then tie a rope around your neck and jump.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Its not the size of the bomb that would matter (something Patrick should know something about due to the size of his penis), but how large of an explosion could it cause. (again something Patrick doesn't know anything about cause he can't get a woman off)

His wife may know something about explosions though.

EDITED to add: We now hear from renowned corporate expert Fat, still simping for Mr Woo.

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Musk should sell Twitter in an emergency fire sale a week after getting it while its most addicted users scream (on it naturally) about it collapsing, Patirck's great business advice lol

He's getting drunker and more unhinged with every tweet:

I think he's threatening genocide against billionaires here:

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"The damaging effects of permitting billionaires to exist and wield the kind of unelected power they do in our democracy"

Wait until this "conservative" finds out about the wealth of the Founding Fathers and those who pushed the First Bank of the United States lmao (aka never because 1.2 GPA)

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

"If you use a Tesla you're a nazi because that company is owned by Elmo"

...

posted on Twitter

 

[Maude Snew]

"If you use a Tesla you're a nazi because that company is owned by Elmo"

...

posted on Twitter

Not gonna lie this makes me want to buy a Tesla even though I don't like the cars, I don't like Elon, and I don't like Twitter. But you get Fat involved and those things are all a lot more likeable to me now. Apparently what it takes for me to like a thing is to get a very fat, very stupid, very unemployed pretend author to rail against them a lot. Who knew.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not gonna lie this makes me want to buy a Tesla even though I don't like the cars, I don't like Elon, and I don't like Twitter. But you get Fat involved and those things are all a lot more likeable to me now. Apparently what it takes for me to like a thing is to get a very fat, very stupid, very unemployed pretend author to rail against them a lot. Who knew.

You can always go for their solar roof or other solar technologies. You don't have to settle for their vehicles.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

I might be legally blind, but I'm still seeing a lot of red.
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Or did the Democrats change their colour?

By the way, Arizona Ice Tea is lying. Here their tea is nearly $2 a can. That's the cost of a 2L Pepsi or a Large Dark Roast coffee.

It’s not your vision, you’re just bad at math. There’s a lot of red in places that are more land than people, and land can’t vote. That kind of map is always misleading since LA, NY, and Chicago collectively have more people than a lot of red states.

and Patrick is fat.

 

[W00K #17]

He's getting drunker and more unhinged with every tweet:

I think he's threatening genocide against billionaires here:

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Piggy makes it official. Every Tesla owner is a Nazi:

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Piggy provides a recent photo of himself:

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Nobody other than you friggin weirdos use Twitter. The vast majority of everyone alive has never posted on it. I don't know a single person in real life who is just trying to live life suporting themselves or a family that uses it. Normal people are not on twitter. It's influence on society is massively inflated and not a reflection of reality. If Twitter dies literally nobody but terminally online freaks will care, and the world will also be a better place. If Musk somehow completely destroys Twitter as a viable platform through incompetence or simply being too based it will only benefit all of humanity.

 

[An automatic clown]

The "caricature of himself" aspect of Patrick's behavior is one of the things that makes him the best lolcow IMO: He posted yet another out and about picture at Hooli's, his only destination.
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LOL HE RIDES LIKE A BITCH. Look at his chicken strips. See how the edge 1-2inches of the tire is a different color than say, the middle ? That's because he doesn't use the full tire. He doesn't ride the bike like it's supposed to be. For comparison, my motorcycle tire has no unused part.

"...and ton up."

Was that a Freudian slip wherein he revealed the force the svelte housing for his galaxy brain exerts upon a scale?

Also, how much of a fucking loser shitbag does one have to be where Ethan Van Sciver can legitimately dunk on you?

"Do the ton" is an old 60s phrase I believe, originated from when custom cafe racers became a thing in England. Fats bike is a off the shelf generic cafe racer . Unoriginal like his books. I highly doubt that shitty triumph has seen triple digits.

The History of Do The Ton - Cafe Racer TV

The ‘Ton-Up Boys’ of the café racer culture became devoted to early American rock n’ roll music as much as they were to their own motorcycles. Outfitted in British Military surplus leathers, Brylcreem hair styles, and a deep fascination with those illustrious American tunes they heard at the Ace...

caferacertv.com

 

[A Sunset]

He's getting drunker and more unhinged with every tweet:

I think he's threatening genocide against billionaires here:

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Piggy makes it official. Every Tesla owner is a Nazi:

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Piggy provides a recent photo of himself:

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LMFAO, holy shit is he sperging out about Twitter. I love it. He’s such a faggot he actually talks about Twitter like a “commmunity”. Imagine spending as much money and time as he does. He has nothing else.

He must be so angry to see his detractors with a check mark when he gave away tens of thousands to try and get his back. LOL Fat.

He hates Elon Musk so much. You love to see it folks.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Gonna DM Elon about the large money making opportunity he could have by allowing the rascals to subscribe to put a special colored check on Patirck's account that on the information just says "fat" when you click. Maybe even try to encourage a mouseover popup that also says this.

Also special coding for Birdwatch that appends "ADDITIONAL CONTEXT: This man is fat." to every one of his tweets.

 

[Maude Snew]

It’s not your vision, you’re just bad at math. There’s a lot of red in places that are more land than people, and land can’t vote. That kind of map is always misleading since LA, NY, and Chicago collectively have more people than a lot of red states.

and Patrick is fat.

And he has more people in him than those cities. In hushed tones he is referred to as the Black Death, the Negrophage, really fucking fat like damn. He has been worse for the black community than AIDS and meth and abortions combined.

 

[Mr Moonface]

This might be the most unhinged that I've ever seen him.



I feel like I'm watching someone grieving for a loved one. For some reason he thinks that twitter is going to die in the next few days, but he and every other twitter-addicted idiot are somehow going to get together in real life and keep the party going.

His twitter addiction has completely rotted his mind. I've said in this thread before that Pat is the most-twitter addicted cow on this site, and I stand by that. Even if there are cows that tweet more - twitter actually shapes Pat's entire definition of reality and his self-concept. It would actually be tragic if he wasn't such a disgusting person.

Edit: Someone over on the OnAForums posted this. I feel it's appropriate to include alongside Pat's plan to use super secret code words.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This might be the most unhinged that I've ever seen him.

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So PATRICK S. TOMLINSON will be whispering his handle "stealthygeek" to people in the underground after Elon/Putin/Trump/Kiwi Farms/etc. wins even though everyone will be able to identify him anyway because he'll be incredibly fat?

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Still bitching at Elon:

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He censored the word "Jew"... twice.