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Holy shit I didn’t even think about this. Now I’m into this boring ass arc. I hope he comments because that will be so much fun!I'm so ready for Salad to find the Farms and chimp the fuck out![]()
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Holy shit I didn’t even think about this. Now I’m into this boring ass arc. I hope he comments because that will be so much fun!I'm so ready for Salad to find the Farms and chimp the fuck out![]()
Chantal has no wedding ring?, here I thought it was fused on lol
VLOGGING IN AL-MUBARAKIYA SOUK AND SYRIAN GROCERY HAUL
Nov 10, 2022
I suppose it's all old footage - she talks about shopping for rings and is not wearing hers.
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Due to her height (or lack thereof; remember this is a woman who can sit at the edge of a park bench and her feet literally do not reach halfway to the ground), I have never believed she was anywhere near 500, and still don't. If she were actually 500 pounds, I don't think she would be mobile at all. I do believe she was honest when her weight hit 403 during her crazed mega-gluttony spree back in November 2019 in the lead-up to her hysterectomy. There really was some authentic-sounding shock in her voice when she saw those 400+ numbers, and she immediately announced another health kick that she never even embarked on. I truly don't think she has ever looked quite that fat and bloated fat since then although she has come close a couple times.Let this video be a reminder of every time I said that the Gunt weighs EASILY over 500 ponds.
You're seeing the effect of the digital beauty filter she applies compounded by the barren backgrounds and extremely sunny high natural light environments. Compared to the dim/artificial/poorly lit cluttered photos of Tranada of course it's going to look weird.Gorls, do we really know she's in Kuwait? I'm only half-kidding. These pictures are so bad and the backgrounds are so weird, it's like a greenscreen. It's creepy how unnatural it is, and not just because no one wants to touch Gunt and besides that, the dude still looks like he's posing for a Grindr profile picture. Between the poses and the filters (and Gunt's unnatural proportions like her insane belly and her natural disproportions like her enormous goddamn skull) I could almost be convinced she's just photoshopped herself into pictures of some random AI-generated "young rich Arab man" she created. I realize we've seen him on camera, so unless I'm more of a boomer than I thought and this is some trenendously advanced v-tuber shit, we know he's real. But dear god, this is uncanny ABYSS territory we've waded into. Fuck the immigration fraud arc, fuck the bankruptcy arc, double fuck the poor Peetz arc, I wanna know how and why these photos happened. This is like a David Lynch wedding album. "And this is my honeymoon in the Sand Lodge, where nothing's really real and your audience pays for your sins. Kcab sdneb tung ym semitemos." Now if only FBI Special Agent Dale Elshamy would come rescue her we could get out of the terrible second season and into the brilliant insanity of season three.
I don't think I saw this mentioned anywhere, though I am new to the Chantal thread (so my apologies if she/we covered this previously), but isn't Kuwait one of those countries that has the squat toilets? Basically a hole in the floor that you squat over. There's no way she could squat by herself or hold herself in that position long enough to shit - he would literally have to hold her wrists and leverage his weight against hers while she grunts and sweats. That is just immensely fucked up. Do you think she had the forethought to ask about that before she went over there? That would definitely be a question I would look for in the FAQ before I did any major traveling.Her "honey" better start practicing wiping her ass now because very shortly her big shits will stick to those fat deep cheeks of hers. How romantic! I wonder if he will use a glove or just his bare left hand?![]()
Slap her ass and ride the wave in.I dont mean in general- I mean is it even theoretically possibly for achieve penetration?
Sure, you can hump rolls of fat. But its like humping trannie ex-penis.
Aaah, and then when she surfaces for air, she'll look like a breaching whale and the all-Japanese scuba staff will have the uncontrollable urge to harpoon her! Clever.Maybe, quite soon in Chantal's future, there's going to be a deep-sea scuba diving honeymoon arc...
Due to her height (or lack thereof; remember this is a woman who can sit at the edge of a park bench and her feet literally do not reach halfway to the ground), I have never believed she was anywhere near 500, and still don't. If she were actually 500 pounds, I don't think she would be mobile at all. I do believe she was honest when her weight hit 403 during her crazed mega-gluttony spree back in November 2019 in the lead-up to her hysterectomy. There really was some authentic-sounding shock in her voice when she saw those 400+ numbers, and she immediately announced another health kick that she never even embarked on. I truly don't think she has ever looked quite that fat and bloated fat since then although she has come close a couple times.
That said, I also didn't believe her when she claimed she was down to 326, even as she ramped up her eating. She's been fucking with that scale for sure. She always thinks she has outsmarted us viewers, but she always seems to forget something that leads to her being exposed as the most pathetic kind of liar.
Keeping this in mind, I wouldn't put it past her to be faking those lovey dovey photos this week too. I believe she is really in Kuwait, and I believe Salad is for real, in the sense that there is an actual human there. But this whole marriage story feels like her bogus scale to me. It feels scripted, the videos are awkward and weird, and the still photos have an unworldly quality that raises some question marks.
Fucking weird, crazy, and stupid. I'm still sticking with those.
This is a fun one, and I'm not being a dick about it but I'll let you research it yourself. However almost every country a main-line hotel is going to be "western" in style with a western toilet and bed. I've always had to ask for "traditional accommodations" in asian countries for like the floor seating and sleeping mats etc.don't think I saw this mentioned anywhere, though I am new to the Chantal thread (so my apologies if she/we covered this previously), but isn't Kuwait one of those countries that has the squat toilets? Basically a hole in the floor that you squat over. There's no way she could squat by herself or hold herself in that position long enough to shit - he would literally have to hold her wrists and leverage his weight against hers while she grunts and sweats. That is just immensely fucked up. Do you think she had the forethought to ask about that before she went over there? That would definitely be a question I would look for in the FAQ before I did any major traveling.
Clearly you are a Gunt newbie. This bitch can shit anywhere, including the side of a busy road...squatting isn't an issue.I don't think I saw this mentioned anywhere, though I am new to the Chantal thread (so my apologies if she/we covered this previously), but isn't Kuwait one of those countries that has the squat toilets? Basically a hole in the floor that you squat over. There's no way she could squat by herself or hold herself in that position long enough to shit
Really? My digital scale just says "Lo" when the battery needs replacing. I do believe she either deliberately placed something like a bottle cap underneath the scale, or her general level of filth saw something under it stay there for months on end.Not defending Chins, but I have a scale like that. When the battery starts to get low, the weight changes by a large amount. If you keep stepping on it, it will go up and down each time. That said, she may have known it was wrong and liked it so she never bothered to change the batteries. Also, I remember one time on her stream that both she and Peetz weighed and his weight was around 200 and her was in the 340 area, so I don't know.
Anytime she saw the word "cream" she got excited.I'm just glad she described the pudding. It was very-very CREAMY.![]()
Not defending Chins, but I have a scale like that. When the battery starts to get low, the weight changes by a large amount. If you keep stepping on it, it will go up and down each time. That said, she may have known it was wrong and liked it so she never bothered to change the batteries. Also, I remember one time on her stream that both she and Peetz weighed and his weight was around 200 and her was in the 340 area, so I don't know.
Yeah, the fact that it weighed Peetz at 105 then 109 then 110 in succession is most likely indicative of it malfunctioning, either from the battery dying or the scale itself being busted. She knocked it over and cracked it at one point, so I personally wouldn't trust it at all. We all know it was the cheapest shit Amazon had to offer to begin with, so...Not defending Chins, but I have a scale like that. When the battery starts to get low, the weight changes by a large amount. If you keep stepping on it, it will go up and down each time. That said, she may have known it was wrong and liked it so she never bothered to change the batteries. Also, I remember one time on her stream that both she and Peetz weighed and his weight was around 200 and her was in the 340 area, so I don't know.
Absolutely. If there's one thing we've established in the last 300 pages of this thread, it's that Salad is going to immediately receive Canadian citizenship based on their totally legit marriage. He'll be arriving in Canada shortly where Justin Trudeau will personally welcome him with the traditional Canadian gifts of poutine and maple syrup before he's signed up for free healthcare and as much welfare money as he can carry. Chantal meanwhile will be left scrubbing toilets in Kuwait while Salad takes control of her finances and turns her YouTube channel into a vehicle for his casio-based superstardom. She's so stupid, lol.Can Salad get Canadian citizenship while living in Kuwait/Dubai/Wherever while married to her in a foreign country?
This question says a lot to me. If so, Chantal is dead, metaphorically. No more control, no fast food, maybe some D, but highly unlikely. In those countries they get other(non-western) foreigners, pull passports, treat the "housekeepers" like sex slaves and if the "married" woman(Chantal) rebels; it could mean anything from beatings to imprisonment. She already can't bear children, what else is she being used for?
Metokur used to say "Imagine the smell." But for Chantal, I say "Imagine the Hell."
Might be over Lads and Lasses, She'll be back in like 3 monthes, finally getting out of the divorce and wishing to God she got out when she did or dying in some M.E. hospital.
R.I.P. Cats. R.I. PISS Peetz.