Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Hey now, he's just producing the content zoomers crave.

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Good ole bent knees trick to fool us into thinking you've got hips? We've seen your fridge bod, Lucas.
 
Hey now, he's just producing the content zoomers crave.

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Seeing Lucas stand there and jiggle his repulsive fat moobs like a fucking anime retard is just a ghastly site. You went from the "Queen of Ratios" and having people be afraid of you, to being a pathetic whore for underage teens. A fat whore.

What a sad, shameful, fridge-shaped disagrace. SHAMEFURU DISPURAY.

If I was at heady heights of potential power and fame, just on CNN, and then two weeks later it all was gone like a fart in the wind - I would likely commit seppukku due to disgrace and humiliation. Will Puke-as do the same? Find out soon, folks.
 
Sending it here, just so he can't delete, he already deleted one video.

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This nigger can't stop twitching or moving his fucking body for literally one second. Watch this shit muted. He literally is incapable of sitting still.

Hey, stupid. Stop twitching and moving all the fucking time. What a sperg.

How insecure do you have to be to delete every fucking video you make? If you're not ashamed of your cringe anime-catgirl trash, why take it down?

Lucas is a fucking insecure faggot. Scratch your mic more like a cat for the groomed teens, bitch. LMFAO.
 
Hey now, he's just producing the content zoomers crave.

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He really is trying so hard to be the bimbo thot streamer now, because he knows his content isn't enough to keep the viewers coming. It's very obvious, Luke, and nobody but other gross trannies want to see it. Signed, a actual big tittied bisexual woman.
 
These tiktoks and T-Thot stream screen caps have been the most horrifying thing so far. A hunchback linebacker in skimpy clothes and shitty makeup is really spooky, halloween is over.
When you're a transvestite Halloween is everyday bro.

I'm convinced now he's lost his fucking mind. His 15 minutes and then being used by Dong Gone as a colostomy bag and discarded has broke his already damaged brain.
This is a man pushing 30, sitting with fucking cat ears on dressed like a hooker with his disgusting HRT moobs flopping all over the place, tweaking like a meth head and high off his ass.
His own community despises him, his big shot contacts like that whore Taylor Lorenz have ghosted him, he can't even get his ratio up, and he very clearly will never be a woman.
This is the future he chose. There is no turning back.
 
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This nigger can't stop twitching or moving his fucking body for literally one second. Watch this shit muted. He literally is incapable of sitting still.

Hey, stupid. Stop twitching and moving all the fucking time. What a sperg.
I can do you one better. From an old patreon update. Worth watching just for the sperginess alone.
 
He has mentioned the Farms a few times, quietly acknowledging that it still exists, but saying it is like a dying cancer patient (nice comparison for any actual cancer patients or their friends or family in his audience).

I think it's not very likely he always has this thread open. It's a running joke that Lucas is taking fashion tips from us, but I don't think he has the mental fortitude to actually follow the thread every day. As an example, he seemed like he was about to cry after looking at his Wikipedia article and realizing there are people on the talk page questioning the official narrative.

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The evidence that he reads the thread is pretty flimsy. For example, he reposted a "Keffals destroys the Twin Towers" meme that was made here, but he probably just got it from someone who reposted it to Twitter first.

If Keffals was really reading the thread, I think he wouldn't be able to resist talking about it on stream or Discord, trying to refute things that are said here or just raging about it. He doesn't have the impulse control to simply read it and not comment.

He most likely has some of his mods keeping tabs on it, though, to look for fedposting opportunities alert him in case of imminent threats to human life. Maybe he looks at it occasionally to get the gist of what we think (i.e. saggy moobs, balding, not a woman).
As the tide turns it takes the trash along with it.
 
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This is a man pushing 30, sitting with fucking cat ears on dressed like a hooker with his disgusting HRT moobs flopping all over the place, tweaking like a meth head and high off his ass.
His own community despises him, his big shot contacts like that whore Taylor Lorenz have ghosted him, he can't even get his ratio up, and he very clearly will never be a woman.
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He has mentioned the Farms a few times, quietly acknowledging that it still exists, but saying it is like a dying cancer patient (nice comparison for any actual cancer patients or their friends or family in his audience).

I think it's not very likely he always has this thread open. It's a running joke that Lucas is taking fashion tips from us, but I don't think he has the mental fortitude to actually follow the thread every day. As an example, he seemed like he was about to cry after looking at his Wikipedia article and realizing there are people on the talk page questioning the official narrative.

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The evidence that he reads the thread is pretty flimsy. For example, he reposted a "Keffals destroys the Twin Towers" meme that was made here, but he probably just got it from someone who reposted it to Twitter first.

If Keffals was really reading the thread, I think he wouldn't be able to resist talking about it on stream or Discord, trying to refute things that are said here or just raging about it. He doesn't have the impulse control to simply read it and not comment.

He most likely has some of his mods keeping tabs on it, though, to look for fedposting opportunities alert him in case of imminent threats to human life. Maybe he looks at it occasionally to get the gist of what we think (i.e. saggy moobs, balding, not a woman).
I disgaree. You think this faggot doesn't read his wikipedia page 24/7? He craves the fucking attention. He has also made references to kiwi jokes, like when he said “Elon Musk is a pedophile and I would not have sex with him.”

I truly believe he reads this thread every day. Now I know he reads it while crying, which just makes it even better.

Hey now, he's just producing the content zoomers crave.

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See the hashtags. One is literally #sonic. How is this not trying to call the attention of underage boys? Some young autist just wants to see Sonic edits on tiktok and he will be shown Lucas' saggy moobs instead.

Sending it here, just so he can't delete, he already deleted one video.

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He's literally slurring words here. lmao

I can do you one better. From an old patreon update. Worth watching just for the sperginess alone.
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The fucking cum-stained shirt. :story:
 
Sending it here, just so he can't delete, he already deleted one video.

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Actually it seems that that video might have been deleted by TikTok.
Yes that's right, the platform that regularly has challenges that ends up with people getting themselves killed has decided to spare it's audience from the unholy sight that is Keffals jumping up and down. Thank you TikTok
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Keffals is currently streaming to 305 people and is about to launch up Minecraft to fight the Enderdragon with a 14 man strong raid party.

As for the TikTok, a massive 511 followers in about 24 hours, the first time they've gained followers on any account in about 90 days.
 
So I've come to the conclusion that there's around 500 real people who give a shit about Lucas (Besides us luverly kiwis), so my question is out of those how many donate / pay up, and how much of that much, much, smaller fraction gives an inordinate amount of money to Luke?

Edit: Also Lucas for an autist you're shit at Minecraft, I thought that was in the DSM-V for signs of autism or something.
 
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