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coomer mcgee said:
I can do you one better. From an old patreon update. Worth watching just for the sperginess alone.
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I mean I know he has mental issues and shit, as he's on drugs and HRT, but holy shit just seeing this guy in motion is like watching a schizo crackhead. He never stops moving, his eyes nervously dart around constantly, his body holds itself strangely. And it goes without saying that he looks like shit.

He's just a bizarre unsettling mess to watch.

This is who the faggots at Cloudflare are afraid of. I hope everyone who capitulated to Puke-as and "Consent Accident" Dong-gone get raped to death by a pack of DickWolves.
 
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Kees H said:
This complete fuckwit is now talking on his stream about how he's invited to the Jesse Lee Peterson show. I am not a big Jesse Lee Peterson fan either but our good fren Keffals will get completely pwned by that idiot.
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Jesse Lee Peterson interview is being recorded on 16th of November.

Is saying on stream that they're going to bring up certain allegations made by someone called "The Church Militant" that are floating around about JLP and they might rescind the offer if they find out about his plan to bring those things up.

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They're now watching the expose video on stream. I wonder if the interview will even get filmed.
So it seems the only reason Keffals is going on the show is to cause drama and accuse the guy of being a closeted homosexual.

Yeah, no way that this interview goes ahead, they showed the JLP contact email on stream and literally anyone can just inform them of how Keffals plans to turn the interview into a shitshow.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Actually it seems that that video might have been deleted by TikTok.
Yes that's right, the platform that regularly has challenges that ends up with people getting themselves killed has decided to spare it's audience from the unholy sight that is Keffals jumping up and down. Thank you TikTok
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Keffals is currently streaming to 305 people and is about to launch up Minecraft to fight the Enderdragon with a 14 man strong raid party.

As for the TikTok, a massive 511 followers in about 24 hours, the first time they've gained followers on any account in about 90 days.
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Punished Neco said:
Jesse Lee Peterson interview is being recorded on 16th of November.

Is saying on stream that they're going to bring up certain allegations made by someone called "The Church Militant" that are floating around about JLP and they might rescind the offer if they find out about his plan to bring those things up.

Email:
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They're now watching the expose video on stream. I wonder if the interview will even get filmed.
So it seems the only reason Keffals is going on the show is to cause drama and accuse the guy of being a closeted homosexual.

Yeah, no way that this interview goes ahead, they showed the JLP contact email on stream and literally anyone can just inform them of how Keffals plans to turn the interview into a shitshow.
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Can you spare me the “they” pronouns please? Unless there is more than one keffals, he is not a “they.”

Also, that 5 o’clock shadow is killing me, lol.
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I love this idiot. So many laughs.
 
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Hot Dog said:
What a roller-coaster of emotion. From seeing the highs of mainstream media coverage to slamming back to rock bottom in the span of roughly 3 months. Are there any other cows that burned out this fast?
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Lucas is speed running the homeless junkie route in record time. What little brains he ever had have been fried by drugs and hormones.
 
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Not only has Lucas Burned out. But this thread seems to be composed of the dedicated people making fun of our favorite troon.

My prediction was that we'd get 3000 pages by January 2023. And there's still over a month and a half in the year to go, plus events like Destiny's C&D are confirmed happening before then. I think we can set another record Y'all.

I still hold out some hope that Lucas will Join the Forum or If he has a sleeper account will jump out and talk to us at some point. You weren't meant to be a woman, you were meant to be a Kiwi, Lucas
 
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JohnWick said:
The fact that he deleted the tiktok of him shaking his man tits around less than an hour after someone posted it here is more than enough evidence to believe he is constantly reading this thread.
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Just like many other terminally online individuals he can't stand the thought of people making fun of him online outside of his control.

Hi Lucas you fat miserable fuck you will never be a woman
 
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Brutality said:
Not only has Lucas Burned out. But this thread seems to be composed of the dedicated people making fun of our favorite troon.

My prediction was that we'd get 3000 pages by January 2023. And there's still over a month and a half in the year to go, plus events like Destiny's C&D are confirmed happening before then. I think we can set another record Y'all.

I still hold out some hope that Lucas will Join the Forum or If he has a sleeper account will jump out and talk to us at some point. You weren't meant to be a woman, you were meant to be a Kiwi, Lucas
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Even when he is burning out we can usually find something to laugh at. He is so clueless socially that any attempts to fish for updoots ends in laughterl

His skinwalking E thot stage has been both mortifying and hilarious. No person should ever have to witness those moobs but Lucas keeps showing them.
 
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Noticed Keffals was streaming while watching my other bullshit. Talking about freakshows and spectacles and needing a solution. Buddy, if you make a spectacle out of yourself there is no solution. We will always laugh at the man who will never be a woman. I do not come empty handed for you. Embrace that inner incel/virgin and buy a fedora and embrace who you're clearly trying to emulate this stream. It will cover whatever the fuck is going on with the back of your head!
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BelUwUga said:
Noticed Keffals was streaming while watching my other bullshit. Talking about freakshows and spectacles and needing a solution. Buddy, if you make a spectacle out of yourself there is no solution. We will always laugh at the man who will never be a woman. I do not come empty handed for you. Embrace that inner incel/virgin and buy a fedora at who you're clearly trying to emulate this stream. It will cover whatever the fuck is going on with the back of your head!
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On close inspection it's coming from just behind the bald patch.
It's because he's trying to comb his hair against the way it naturally grows in an attempt to his his shame, but because he's so unkempt he half asses it like everything else to do with his hygiene so it's sticking up.
 
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coomer mcgee said:
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Keffals tweeting out to KF directly. He's definitely talking about the thread because if you twitter search "keffals whore" the only results from prior to this tweet are referring to Lucas as an attention whore, not a two-dollar whore like some users have taken to calling him here.
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We already know he reads his thread non stop. He stole that "[person] is [fat] and I would not have sex with them" joke too.
 
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