Containment What If?

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris manages to somehow create a perfect clone of himself?

They'll just complain to each other and respond with "Hmm, yes"

What if Chris met Derek Savage?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris manages to somehow create a perfect clone of himself?

they would ignore each other, then complain that the other is ignoring them, and the clone should get his nose out of his vidya and go outside and talk to people.
and when one wanted to talk to the other, the other would get scared and flip the one off.
then they would start insulting each other, calling each other ugly and not real lesbians, while insisting they are the real lesbians.
then it turns into liquid chris but without liquid chris

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was in a found-footage movie, like in Cloverfield?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was in a found-footage movie, like in Cloverfield?

Chris would be the one people were running away from.
What if Chris burned down the house again and decided to rebuild it himself?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

It would be painted blue and yellow and be knocked over by a strong fart.

 

[Purmojemvits]

What if Chris burned down the house again and decided to rebuild it himself?

Right house to fit his achievements in life.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris encounters Michael Snyder again?

 

[Purmojemvits]

What if Chris manages to somehow create a perfect clone of himself?

 

[Professor Iris]

What if Phil encountered Chris and introduced him to the wonders of figging?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Phil encountered Chris and introduced him to the wonders of figging?

After viewing Phil's handy work in a full length mirror, Chris would immediately say, "Christine's Anus is not black or blue"

 

[CharlieBrowns]

What if I called anybody?

 

[Asandy31]

What if I called anybody?

Then you'd be a neurotypical

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris got murdered and the culprit turned out to be Chris from the future?

Future Chris would instantly cease to exist.

And we would finally have the answer to the age old question "What happens if Chris dies before Barb?"

 

[omori]

Future Chris would instantly cease to exist.

And we would finally have the answer to the age old question "What happens if Chris dies before Barb?"

Barb would shit herself and do nothing.

Then promptly die not long after since Chris is, for better or worse, the unstable linchpin keeping half deceased self going.

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris encounters Michael Snyder again?

Chris probably already forgot what he looked like.

 

[Pocoyo]

What if Chris was the Dalai Lama?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was the Dalai Lama?

He'd create the totally original Buddhachu.

What if Chris' semen cured cancer?

 

[AnOminous]

He'd create the totally original Buddhachu.

What if Chris' semen cured cancer?

The tragedy would be it causes autism and AIDS.

 

[Pocoyo]

What if Chris' semen cured cancer?

I think that it would actually make it a million times worse.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris directed a movie?