DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Massively Strong Greed]

So he's another idiot who thinks phil is going to have anything interesting to say? These influencers who want to dive into the burnellverse would do better getting a random poster here.

Destiny himself is a popular cow and cow crossovers are quite common now. This is pretty much Phil’s only opportunity to “tell his side of the story,” even the Quartering interview is gone because the dude couldn’t handle the amount of backlash he got for it.

 

[BlackDragoons]

One of these days I want to see his internet/power would just randomly go out. The meltdown would be great and his begging would increase the next day he would be on.

 

[Iron Father]

That's interesting. Do you have a clip or remember what stream Destiny brought it up?
Phil did mention Destiny during his Metokur rant if I remember correctly and he spoke about him in an unusually positive way.

I wish I could remember which stream it was.

It was just a passing comment, someone in his chat asked if he would interview Phil and he said something like "I was emailing the guy but he stopped responding" and moved on. I didn't even think to clip it myself at the time.

I doubt it would ever happen anyway, but it's interesting to learn how much of a fucking primadonna Phil is regarding having to endlessly email him behind the scenes.

 

[Dona Morte]

Unrecorded begging is STILL begging piggler.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil finally figured out he can use the Community tab on his YouTube page.

14+ years of content creation, folks.

What's going to be dropped first because it's too much work: the Snorts or the Cahmunity page?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

And if his tweeting about GOW2 is anything to go by, he wants recognition for his "gaming skills", especially given that he still thinks that his biggest sin is that he was "bad at Vidya".

Always funny when he flexes his (nonexistent) gaming prowess, last time he did that was that week before Elden Ring dropped where he sucked himself off on every single prestream for being a Souls game veteran (okay he is a Souls vet I'll give him that) and pro with a deep well of knowledge and excellent skills like he's fucking Happy Hob and he just did a no hit run. This extended to the game itself where he called himself an Elden Ring pro and vet after not even beating 1/5 of the game and asking what the fuck ashes of war were 90 hours into the game, among many other things. Plus, he had over 1000 deaths and Malenia herself squashed him over 100 times.

He's only gotten worse at games as time went on, which just blows my mind given he plays them for a living. You can check out TIHYDPs of any "Redemption" run of the GTA or Souls games and it's unbelievable how much worse he as at them compared to the first time he played them.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Unrecorded begging is STILL begging piggler.

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I don't think he even realizes he is begging, he's gotten so used to asking for help that his he begs on auto pilot.

His brain consists of "eat food, beg, spend money."

No intelligent thoughts, no asperations to do anything great or meaningful, just an animalistic need to consume (possibly the product of his spending addiction).

 

[EmpGulcasa]

He knows he's begging. If he didn't he wouldn't pause the recordings when he does it. He knows people find it shameless and wants to do it while making sure as few non-dents see it as possible.

 

[grump]

He knows he's begging. If he didn't he wouldn't pause the recordings when he does it. He knows people find it shameless and wants to do it while making sure as few non-dents see it as possible.

its funny why does he even bother turning on and off the recording? His trolls know. His paypigs know. Does he think he still has a reputation to preserve?

 

[Brother Wind]

I guess Phil missed all the articles about how Twitter was in financial distress to the tune of billions of dollars. Saying Elon destroyed Twitter is an erroneous statement; I don't even like the guy, but to think Twitter wasn't a dysfunctional mess until it got bought out is a fucking joke. He never saw anything like this in his life; because he wasn't paying attention when Enron liquidated.

Bruh, that was 20 years ago. You expect 21 year old Phil to pay attention to the world like that?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

The thumbnails on all the shorts are truly haunting

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

The internet softsjw former blue check top influencer hivemind is throwing a fit about Elon and proclaiming his end. So of course Phil must share his unique wisdom with the world. And its the same take as the hivemind.

Idk why you’re trying to turn this into some SJW or influencer talking point, plenty of people without check marks said this was going to be a colossally dumb idea, the only people who seemed to welcome it were the people who want to spend their time getting back at people with check marks

Twitter is a consistently toxic place and being able to pay for a check mark just empowered anyone looking to troll, and the damage being down wasn’t to your least favorite woke celebrity, it was to companies that Twitter doesn’t want to hate the platform

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Still absolutely mortified that DSP refused Dear Feeder's request for an interview[he talked about it recently on a MATI]. If there's anyone who would have a completely bipartisan, completely neutral point of view on any subject that isn't mentally ill men in dresses, cloudflare, various websites on his shitlist...
Okay, DSP would last maybe 5 minutes before getting mad because Null used a slur and leaving. But at least it'd make for kwality kahntent on MATI.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil's sex life would never recover from that.

What sex life?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Boy, Phil sure was lucky the Seven whale just so happened to show up and carry his streams at the same time the other paypigs stop donating. Almost as if it's the same person on different accounts.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

The thumbnails on all the shorts are truly haunting

Oh, I need this.

Still absolutely mortified that DSP refused Dear Feeder's request for an interview[he talked about it recently on a MATI]. If there's anyone who would have a completely bipartisan, completely neutral point of view on any subject that isn't mentally ill men in dresses, cloudflare, various websites on his shitlist...
Okay, DSP would last maybe 5 minutes before getting mad because Null used a slur and leaving. But at least it'd make for kwality kahntent on MATI.

I am also surprised, Null hates us more than Dave and love deathfats! They'd love each other!

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Still absolutely mortified that DSP refused Dear Feeder's request for an interview[he talked about it recently on a MATI]. If there's anyone who would have a completely bipartisan, completely neutral point of view on any subject that isn't mentally ill men in dresses, cloudflare, various websites on his shitlist...
Okay, DSP would last maybe 5 minutes before getting mad because Null used a slur and leaving. But at least it'd make for kwality kahntent on MATI.

I'm not surprised in the slightest. Phillll is looking for some faggot who:

1. Is focused around gaming
2. Has an audience of "gamers" who DSP can leech off of
3. Who also happen to not know he is a massive failure and has been so since the day he was born and dropped on his head
4. The guy needs to have a million subs (even though a billion is preferable)
5. And to also know nothing, or at least the very basic info, about his gouty ass.

So obviously many of those e-personalities won't qualify no matter how big they are because they won't cover all the bases in Burnell's Clout Chasing Checklist.

I don't expect Destiny to work either since he's a drama queen and a politisperg, and if we've learned anything from the PC saga it's that Dave is the most choosing of the choosing beggars, to the extent where he'd rather lose the opportunity than settle for less than he thinks he deserves.

I definitely think he could do it with the GamerFromMars who will fondle his ballsack and whisper sweet nothings in his ear to comfort him. I'm also excited for the influx of new potential trolls up on here and troll channels, who will wonder why this dude is so trolled when he's the nicest, kindest and most humble man on the internet. Hopefully they'll skip the Doody videos though. That's like eating the yellow snow.

As for Dave's channel, he is deluded beyond scientific comprehension if he thinks someone with over 1M subs in 2022 will successfully transfer a chunk of their audience to a channel this unwatchable, and Dave will definitely fail to retain them. But he sure will try, and I'm already dreading the "welcome to the channel to all my new viewers" video.

 

[Balr0g]

As for Dave's channel, he is deluded beyond scientific comprehension if he thinks someone with over 1M subs in 2022 will successfully transfer a chunk of their audience to a channel this unwatchable, and Dave will definitely fail to retain them. But he sure will try, and I'm already dreading the "welcome to the channel to all my new viewers" video.

But then comes the "where are all the viewers?" video one or two streams later because they realize the non-exisiting quality of DSP's streams and get the fuck out.

 

[Lady Adjani]

As for Dave's channel, he is deluded beyond scientific comprehension if he thinks someone with over 1M subs in 2022 will successfully transfer a chunk of their audience to a channel this unwatchable, and Dave will definitely fail to retain them. But he sure will try, and I'm already dreading the "welcome to the channel to all my new viewers" video.

Only chance he has of growing his viewer base is if he partners up with a literal downie organization.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The thumbnails on all the shorts are truly haunting

"Please watch my streams tip me."