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My Name is Mud said:
Personally, I'd love to see him try to get into the mukkbang scene.
He's already steadily getting there weight-wise, and we all know he's prone to addiction, and mukkbangers do get tons on views.
Oh Dear Feeder, please bless this cow and let him join the other deathfats 🙏
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I can just imagine him becoming tranny nikocado, shitting himself every other video and crying about KF and all the bridges he's burned
 
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Tanuki Mixed Nuts said:
It's honestly fascinating how often people in this thread have the (rather lame) jokes Keffals is making fly completely over their head.
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Half of the entertainment value is the impotent seethe-posting from Kiwis themselves, especially when they write the post as if they are directly talking to Keffals in the second person.
 
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My Name is Mud said:
  • Pornstar arc failed.
  • Politician arc failed.
  • Videogame streamer arc failed.
  • Breadtuber arc failed.
  • Trans rights advocate arc failed.
  • E-thot "thirst trap" wannabe arc just started.

What is he gonna try next after this endeavor also fails?
Personally, I'd love to see him try to get into the mukkbang scene.
He's already steadily getting there weight-wise, and we all know he's prone to addiction, and mukkbangers do get tons on views.
Oh Dear Feeder, please bless this cow and let him join the other deathfats 🙏
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The Mukkbang arc is going to go awful for him because he has 0 testosterone and that means weight loss for him is difficult. He could only get lipo to ever get back to seeing his feet.
 
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Tanuki Mixed Nuts said:
In the same breath people here will believe Keffals is clever enough to "leak" a journalist's donation to him to get at the journalist and act like it was a mistake, while also stupid enough to genuinely think he can (or even wants to) be a cis woman.
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I think Lucas is retarded enough to accidently leak a journalist's donation to him as a genuine mistake, while also being stupid enough to genuinely think he can be a woman. If "transwomen are women" then why couldn't a retard who cut his dick off just go one step further and say "I'm not a transwoman anymore I'm just a regular woman"?
I think Lucas is upset that his fellow trannies aren't all showering him with love and affection from his brutal treatment of the evil kiwifarms so he's going "screw you guys I don't want to be a tranny like you fags anymore. Still totes a woman tho uwu"
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
So Lucas and Irish troon are officially a couple now?
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My theory has always been:
>3 odd weeks of hotel/Airbnb hopping, lots of anxiety building up.
>Fled to Northern Ireland with fiance's blessing to escape the Internet stalking (lol)
>Tense situation with a lot of emotions flowing,
>There's various names for the syndrome: Mostly it's just called "Transference" though, Something akin to a reverse Nightingale Effect (Where a caregiver develops feelings towards the person they're caring for). Something similar in a way to Stockholm Syndrome (except it's their "rescuer" they developed feelings for, not a hostage taker).
>Effectively they're in a state of panic and unease and then as things start to cool down and they start to feel safe they associate their "Rescuer" (In this case the person that took them in) with feeling safe etc.
>Keffals at the start was looking forward to their fiance coming to join them in Ireland but only 2-3 weeks later dumped them.

I don't know if they're officially anything but EFNO was in the Minecraft raid party yesterday and always seems to be in every chat whenever Keffals is streaming.
1 of the 5 fan arts Keffals chose to hang up on the wall just so happens to include EFNO.
EFNO visiting Keffals in Canada and Keffals announcing they're going back to Ireland "soon" indicates these 2 can't be apart for longer than a month.
So, maybe?
 
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Daniel Wallace said:
I think Lucas is retarded enough to accidently leak a journalist's donation to him as a genuine mistake, while also being stupid enough to genuinely think he can be a woman.
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I think he is both stupid and drugged up enough to leak a journalist's donation accidentally, to make it up for no rational reason to get some kind of weird revenge, or to leak it on purpose again as some kind of weird revenge. Really any of those three things are equally stupid self-owns.
 
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Ethics in journalism eh? I'm going to start having flashbacks at this rate.

Keffals 'ironically' going into the closet after creating a thirst trap TikTok to own the chuds and lure the teens wasn't on my bingo card but here we are.

The most frustrating thing about all this is that if Keffals does stop making money from the grift he can just go back on disability albeit this time as a veteran.
(of the war on Kiwifarms)


FtF trans lives matter too Keffals.

Mocking FtF cistranswomen by 'identifying' as cis is not the move bestie. Just call yourself a helicopter at this point ;(.
 
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My Name is Mud said:
  • Pornstar arc failed.
  • Politician arc failed.
  • Videogame streamer arc failed.
  • Breadtuber arc failed.
  • Trans rights advocate arc failed.
  • E-thot "thirst trap" wannabe arc just started.

What is he gonna try next after this endeavor also fails?
Personally, I'd love to see him try to get into the mukkbang scene.
He's already steadily getting there weight-wise, and we all know he's prone to addiction, and mukkbangers do get tons of views.
Oh Dear Feeder, please bless this cow and let him join the other deathfats 🙏
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He only wanted to be sexualised. That's the only thing he wants in life.

Keffals, honey, if you have stayed a man, and you had worked up your horrible personality, you could have landed some pussy.

I need to work on my "They want to be sexualised" theory in regards of how it is not (they cannot accept) to be sexualised as men.
 
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nippleonbonerfart said:
Half of the entertainment value is the impotent seethe-posting from Kiwis themselves, especially when they write the post as if they are directly talking to Keffals in the second person.
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I'll have you know I spend a lot of time and effort crafting my seethe posts thank you very much.
There's a fucking science to this shit I wouldn't expect you to understand. You need a very high iQ and experiences in dissecting neo classical Russian theater.

Balanced Boomer said:
I wish he'd hurry up and detransition from breathing.
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We can't laugh at a Corpse. Well we could, but not for long, and it would be kinda weird.
He's much better alive and miserable and flailing for us to laugh at.
 
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My Name is Mud said:
  • Pornstar arc failed.
  • Politician arc failed.
  • Videogame streamer arc failed.
  • Breadtuber arc failed.
  • Trans rights advocate arc failed.
  • E-thot "thirst trap" wannabe arc just started.

What is he gonna try next after this endeavor also fails?
Personally, I'd love to see him try to get into the mukkbang scene.
He's already steadily getting there weight-wise, and we all know he's prone to addiction, and mukkbangers do get tons of views.
Oh Dear Feeder, please bless this cow and let him join the other deathfats 🙏
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The Jershica Simpson and Nikocomrade arcs definitely have potential, but the transition could be a whale of a good time.
 
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Ben Collins seems to hate you @Null
 
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