Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I think it was three times. There were two in 2022, if I remember correctly.

Has he even made 5k from any of his books?

Presumably his justification for needing his twitter account is that he needs it for advertising and promoting his crap books.

Seems a stupid endeavor to pay more than he will ever make from them, but that’s Pat for you!
 
A guy who keeps getting his identity stolen is giving a copy of his drivers licenses to a social media website because someone is making fun of him.

Are we even sure he is clicking on a proper link on the website or just responding to a spam link?

My grandmother is savier with the internet than this clown.
 
And frequently loses arguments with his toilet on twitter.
I can imagine he also loses arguments to his own in real life toilet.
Whether it’s while he is hugging it, crying never again while hangover vomiting, screaming in agony as he tries to pass niggeroni which wound up with a big chunk of bone hidden in the middle, or just when he thinks it has called him a fat failed author.
 
And frequently loses arguments with his toilet on twitter.
I can imagine he also loses arguments to his own in real life toilet.
Whether it’s while he is hugging it, crying never again while hangover vomiting, screaming in agony as he tries to pass niggeroni which wound up with a big chunk of bone hidden in the middle, or just when he thinks it has called him a fat failed author.
 
Falstaff is portly. Fat Rick is corpulent, like Baron Harkonnen.
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No I didn't just now make this I already had it on standby from a while ago.
 
fatrick really flips between a “fuck america and fuck white people and also fuck young people who want to be conservatives and also fuck my ex wife” asshole and a “yass america slayyy those young people are universally amazinnn” idiot depending on which way the political swing is
Pat is in a perpetual state of dissonance between his insecure obsession with being "masculine" and "conservative" and his desire to be accepted amongst the woke crowd on Twitter and the paedophiles in his social circle.

Pat's concept of masculinity is incredibly shallow and superficial. He thinks that masculinity is about shallow symbols like butt-rock, beer, guns and motorbikes. It's what a Liberal thinks conservatives are like, whereas the conservative concept of masculinity is actually all about self-discipline, providing for your family and being a good father, all things Patrick is absolutely awful at. He thinks a "real man" never backs down from a fight, whereas manhood can often involve holding your tongue or compromising if that is best for the safety and well-being of your family. The way he has dragged Nikki into his fight with the Pests because he doesn't want to lose face shows his total failure as a man. That and his bitch tits, of course.

Pat wants to be the best of liberalism and conservatism but fails dismally at both because he is incredibly immature and insecure.
 
He thinks a "real man" never backs down from a fight, whereas manhood can often involve holding your tongue or compromising if that is best for the safety and well-being of your family.
He is also too dumb to understand that it's completely pointless to fight if you have absolutely nothing to win if you do. What conceivable benefit does he or anyone but the trolls get if he loses an argument publicly to his own toilet while squealing like a retarded pig?
 
Cry me a river, Fatty. "No, he's a criminal, for real!", you got the full dox of Dan and some other pests, do something or shut the fuck up, this is getting old.
Haven't followed Fatrick's antics too closely for a while, i see nothing has changed, not that i am surprised by that. Still funny that any asshole with $8 can now get what he spent $5k on. Seethe forever, Man of Pig.
 
Pat's concept of masculinity is incredibly shallow and superficial. He thinks that masculinity is about shallow symbols like butt-rock, beer, guns and motorbikes. It's what a Liberal thinks conservatives are like, whereas the conservative concept of masculinity is actually all about self-discipline, providing for your family and being a good father, all things Patrick is absolutely awful at. He thinks a "real man" never backs down from a fight, whereas manhood can often involve holding your tongue or compromising if that is best for the safety and well-being of your family.
💯 but his conception of liberalism is equally shallow. he doesn't understand or believe in equal rights, he doesn't respect due process, he supports every big corp push to control people, and he is openly seditious and violent the moment authority figures represent citizens who disagree with him. I don't think he's even capable of scrutinizing the platitudes handed to him from the establishment.
 
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