Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[6MillionCoofs]

IS there a chance that Rakieta gets a re-vote on his cowdom if he does something extremely retarded? I feel like he's edging towards that ever so slowly a bit. Still not fully there since he technically works a real non dead end job (LTG says KYS).

Undoubtedly. Would not be the first time someone started off not being a cow and became one later.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Undoubtedly. Would not be the first time someone started off not being a cow and became one later.

Aye hell didn't a mod/Rackets orbiter here become more or less a lolcow after getting exposed for being a valor stealing gaylord? If memory serves me right he wasn't even pretending to be something cool in the military. At least say you were a navy seal who shot kennedy or something.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

oh shit Nick may be getting involved in a lawsuit against the MN board. Will need to rewatch the stream to remember the details as I'm too tired atm to think.

Two lawsuits. The first is the one he fantasized about the other day, if he was disciplined by the board for his speech. The second, in a separate unrelated lawsuit, via a group that wants him as a plaintiff against the board. They're looking for an attorney in a Minnesota who says offensive things. Their goal is to change a professional responsibility rule.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Aye hell didn't a mod/Rackets orbiter here become more or less a lolcow after getting exposed for being a valor stealing gaylord? If memory serves me right he wasn't even pretending to be something cool in the military. At least say you were a navy seal who shot kennedy or something.

You're probably thinking of this guy

what is it with patricks being lolcows

 

[Joggin Noggin]

You're probably thinking of this guy

what is it with patricks being lolcows

That's him. Even Nick after not talking about him being a cow for a while started shitting on him during flashcast for his retarded "help" in the CG defamation lawsuit that fucked over the dude he was helping

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

What he hasn't done yet is try to cancel, DMCA, or SLAPP someone into silence. The moment he does that he's 100% a lolcow. Until then he's a strangely enjoyable charismatic weirdo.

If he goes down a death spiral that causes him to be no longer "Rekieta Law", destroys his family (Lady Rackets cucks him, divorce happens, and he looses custody of his kids), loses his home, and has to live in an apartment, then I would consider him a cow. For me, @theralph, WingsOfRedemption, and Chris Chan have set the bar that a cow needs to have debilitating repercussions that destroys whatever stature they had before their infamy.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If he goes down a death spiral that causes him to be no longer "Rekieta Law", destroys his family (Lady Rackets cucks him, divorce happens, and he looses custody of his kids), loses his home, and has to live in an apartment, then I would consider him a cow. For me, @theralph, WingsOfRedemption, and Chris Chan have set the bar that a cow needs to have debilitating repercussions that destroys whatever stature they had before their infamy.

We can only hope! We would get enough LOLz out of that to power the sun.

Faran more or less seems massively butthurt over the struggle session streams with Mindset and Branca. First one with Mindset seemed to have been smoothed over but then that dating tips/advice stream where Branca was a bit of an ass misread the stream destroyed Chrissie bitch tits and called Faran's sister a cunt because he was so drunk mistook her joke as a personal dig and Faran apparently said in a paywall stream she'll just stream with Good Lawgic going forward.

I like Faran for the most part and I get why she would be pissed at Branca for his antics in that 2nd stream. Branca shouldn't have been invited to that stream imo he's too based for such a stream lmao.

also nick is on locals right now.

:edit: oh shit Nick may be getting involved in a lawsuit against the MN board. Will need to rewatch the stream to remember the details as I'm too tired atm to think.

That stream was meant to ambush Branca plain and simple. Didn't work. It turns out the self-defense guy doesn't need a gun to defend himself. He took those bitches down to the ground.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

If he goes down a death spiral that causes him to be no longer "Rekieta Law

I only asked because he seemed to be slipping a little bit recently. Of course, I don't want anyone to become a lolcow since they are equally horrifying and interesting.

That stream was meant to ambush Branca plain and simple. Didn't work. It turns out the self-defense guy doesn't need a gun to defend himself. He took those bitches down to the ground.

I haven't watched (too much) of the recent streams, which one was this?

 

[Potatoherder]

I haven't watched (too much) of the recent streams, which one was this?

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edit:
seems she is digging her heels in see the post on the lawtube thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lawtube.120256/post-13320324

 

[Kosher Salt]

I haven't watched (too much) of the recent streams, which one was this?

Faran hosted a live stream that was billed as a fun dating anecdotes / helpful advice stream, but ended up being Branca telling a bunch of women that they're going to die alone with their cats because they placed their careers first in their prime years, and the type of high-value men they expect to be able to catch now are dating women a decade younger. Their responses to this red pill fell roughly in the "denial" and "anger" stages of grief.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Faran hosted a live stream that was billed as a fun dating anecdotes / helpful advice stream, but ended up being Branca telling a bunch of women that they're going to die alone with their cats because they placed their careers first in their prime years, and the type of high-value men they expect to be able to catch now are dating women a decade younger. Their responses to this red pill fell roughly in the "denial" and "anger" stages of grief.

And super weak personal attacks from "comedian" Chrysse Mayer about Branca's hair and dead mom.

MechaFaranBytes. All the same type of cunt.

 

[Kosher Salt]

And super weak personal attacks from "comedian" Chrysse Mayer about Branca's hair and dead mom.

The funniest thing that Chrissie had to contribute was reminding everyone that she's been with her simp for like 8 years or something. Branca's reaction was great.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Rumble did go public recently so I'm not confident in them, I guess Nick is a good way to see when to jump ship

Yep. At some point they are going to start changing things because shareholders. Remember Elon's deal with Twitter getting approved because the board legally has to make decisions based on what's best for the shareholders? How long until that same thing means Rumble starts cracking down on edgy content?

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Yep. At some point they are going to start changing things because shareholders. Remember Elon's deal with Twitter getting approved because the board legally has to make decisions based on what's best for the shareholders? How long until that same thing means Rumble starts cracking down on edgy content?

They already are cause apparently you can't say fuck in the rumble chat it appears on your screen but to everyone else it doesn't show which is pretty sneaky censorship.

 

[Phony Chicken]

They already are cause apparently you can't say fuck in the rumble chat it appears on your screen but to everyone else it doesn't show which is pretty sneaky censorship.

Well I guess that leaves Odysee as the most free option, but that won't last either, plus the CEO is a faggot that actually tried to suck up to a certain rage pig.

 

[Potatoherder]

They already are cause apparently you can't say fuck in the rumble chat it appears on your screen but to everyone else it doesn't show which is pretty sneaky censorship.

What is odd is they started with fuck. Racial slurs are all allowed. User controlled filtering would be an ideal option.

Well I guess that leaves Odysee as the most free option, but that won't last either, plus the CEO is a faggot that actually tried to suck up to a certain rage pig.

The SEC also killed their crypto and it has find a non-funnymoney way to support itself. Hopefully the dudebros Rossmann is working for buy it up.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Well I guess that leaves Odysee as the most free option, but that won't last either, plus the CEO is a faggot that actually tried to suck up to a certain rage pig.

No one is on Odysee lmao plus as potato mentioned SEC killed their main source of money. For Nick it's either suck it up and go running back to youtube only to get smited cause he doesn't bring Youtube the big bucks anymore to take his side over Keffals and his troonies who smell blood in the water with Nick's bar woes. Or he stays on Rumble slightly humbled in his failed contract attempt.

 

[Phony Chicken]

No one is on Odysee lmao plus as potato mentioned SEC killed their main source of money. For Nick it's either suck it up and go running back to youtube only to get smited cause he doesn't bring Youtube the big bucks anymore to take his side over Keffals and his troonies who smell blood in the water with Nick's bar woes. Or he stays on Rumble slightly humbled in his failed contract attempt.

What's funny is that if Rumble cooled on the contract because of Nick's content, he kinda has that blowhard Barnes to thank for writing some pussy ass terms for Rumble to use.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

What's funny is that if Rumble cooled on the contract because of Nick's content, he kinda has that blowhard Barnes to thank for writing some pussy ass terms for Rumble to use.

Nah I think the deal probably fell through via poor negotiation for too much xyz and Elijah seemingly being able to deliver himself plus other creators with him. Became a do we pay one creator to stream exclusive with us or do we take that money and get more creators instead. The deal isn't entirely dead yet and tbh if I was Rumble I'd go with Nick cause Nick is a way better entertainer and less likely to grope a host's tits than Elijah.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick kind of fucked himself over in some ways by picking Locals as his favorite. Totally logical in that is provides a static monthly income but it pretty much crippled rumble rants. It's very clear he does not pay attention to the rumble chat unless paid chats come in. This is compounded by the fact all his hardcore fans are now on locals chat only. Parasocial relations cannot form with low interaction. Rumble chat being barely functional doesn't help with the matter.

Nah I think the deal probably fell through via poor negotiation for too much xyz and Elijah seemingly being able to deliver himself plus other creators with him. Became a do we pay one creator to stream exclusive with us or do we take that money and get more creators instead. The deal isn't entirely dead yet and tbh if I was Rumble I'd go with Nick cause Nick is a way better entertainer and less likely to grope a host's tits than Elijah.

Elijah is kind of what they want. He is the Fonzi to Nick's Marylin Manson. He can say a curse word here or there but also shill for Ted Cruz.