Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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Now I'm broke and hungry.
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111 patrons at time of writing. Even if one assumes all of those are on the lowest tier for three fiddy, they pay per video - meaning he has plenty of control on how much he'll make this month.
1050 bucks at the very least if he puts out three videos. That ought to pay for all of the basic cost of living for a single person if he does not expect to live the "glamorous Youtuber" lifestyle. This is disregarding whatever ad money he gets from Youtube.

People who have no obvious opportunity to improve their financial situation get some slack from me. This guy knows to the exact dollar how much he'll get if he puts out a video, and even if it takes him 18 hours that's still an hourly wage of at least 20 bucks - he just doesn't feel like it cause of muh mentalz. Fuck 'im.
 
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God I can't fucking stand E-celebs.
Half a million fucking subs. This guy has success on a platter, and yet still pulls this gay shit. Channel of his size would have to go live, snort meth and keep saying nigger to have even a chance of losing anything. People like DSP and Ralph already proved it that you can be the biggest fuckup, and you will still be rewarded for it. This guy has legit no loss conditions, what the fuck's there even to be depressed about?
 
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Saul Goodman Fan said:
Suicide incoming (from his YouTube)
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He sounds more like Spoony here.
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Twist ending: he gets so obsessed with getting shoe back that he goes full gatsby, buys a house on the water across from hers and looking out at night toward her house, noticing the flickering bright light coming from her house and taking it as a divine sign his maiden will return to him.....only for it to turn out that the flickering light was just a flickering reflection caused by shoe taking off her wig at night and the nearby street light reflecting off her bald head at random intervals, visible to him from his house
 
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Fools Idol said:
There's been like 100 billion humans that have ever lived, though war, disease, disaster, famine and they still managed to get though it so they could spawn your faggot ass. Your ancestors went though the fucking plague and two world wars just so you could sit here an complain about not being able to afford your fucking Internet.
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yeah that's always my thought. people saying "omg i cant bring kids into a world like this... where x is happening.." nigger there were babies being born in berlin in 1945. deal with it. shit will never be perfect.

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Welp, that's what happens when you're a kept boytoy and dump your meal ticket. A+ daddy domming right there.
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he probably let her weird worshipping go to his head like, "damn i deserve more, i should be like ghengis kahn, im a kang". then he dumps her and is like oh this is actually really hard and most women want me to clean my own dishes.
 
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he probably let her weird worshipping go to his head like, "damn i deserve more, i should be like ghengis kahn, im a kang". then he dumps her and is like oh this is actually really hard and most women want me to clean my own dishes.
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Just because your main trick has a maledom fetish doesn't mean you're not a gigolo, and whores who forget their place end up being hungry, hungry whores.
 
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Word of advice:

Youtube is a hobby.

If you get a bunch of people interested enough to watch thats great, if you are able to make it profitable then thats wonderful.....

....but its still a fucking hobby

Tying your future prospects and aspie-rations to "making it big" on youtube is as fucking retarded as betting everything on your fucking mcdonalds happy meal toy collection.

A normie 9-5 job will offer far more pay, far more potential for advancement, and far more satisfaction even if its in fucking sewage works than endlessly and miserably pissing into the youtube void hoping to go viral and then hoping this viralness translates to actual profit.

Just do it for your own enjoyment, and if you no longer enjoy it then fucking stop and find something better to do.
 
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So the takeaway for many seems to be that greg is retarded gay ass but my takeway is a reaffirmation of the dangers of social trends and the lure of internet fame and easy money.

A big crowd giving you the false assurance to putting all your eggs in the basket of a frail booming niche, this kind of shit is nightmarish just from how common it is from the dawn of time until the end.

If Greg can be helped idk that's beyond me but it'll at least show people why you don't do this
 
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