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...lost weight while isolating. - He’s lost all verve, talent, drive, ambition.
His power was stored in the fat

I used to like Armored Skeptic's content until he went full schitzo and retcon'd his old videos into being about how he's some pagan god. Stopped watching after that.

W-what? Why do youtubers keep doing this skit bullshit and it always gets out of hand like this?
I stopped watching him when I realized he was artificially stuffing the videos to hit 10+ minutes. Although I also stopped watching the whole Skeptic community more or less at the same time, may have been because of the Candid thing.

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Mundane Matt of all people had AS made when he said "Greg is the type of guy who'd cry when presented with a vagina"

Dude still pushing the internet "Alpha Male" image recently? Remember this guy used to be the perfect example of what people mean when they say "Confidence ≠ Douchiness" and if anything, the guy turning out a depressed moob just further cements it
 
Everyone is yelling "Get a job you old fag" but really, what job could he get? He's had his "career" for like 6-7 years, living off Patreon and his fans, so even if he does apply for a job, no one will ever hire him thanks to that massive gap.
"Why do you have a 7 year gap? Oh its because of Youtube?" (DENIED)
Unless Greg edits his own videos (which I doubt), the only possible job he could get is in editing.
Never go into Youtube without a parachute plan. Otherwise you end up old, depressed and broke like this fucking dude lol
 
Everyone is yelling "Get a job you old fag" but really, what job could he get? He's had his "career" for like 6-7 years, living off Patreon and his fans, so even if he does apply for a job, no one will ever hire him thanks to that massive gap.
"Why do you have a 7 year gap? Oh its because of Youtube?" (DENIED)
Unless Greg edits his own videos (which I doubt), the only possible job he could get is in editing.
Never go into Youtube without a parachute plan. Otherwise you end up old, depressed and broke like this fucking dude lol
Because of the pandemic, even people with a decade of unemployment can easily get a job.
He won't, because he's entitled and used to the cushy position of just making videos for money. But he totally could.
 
hate shit like this. youtubers complaining about muh depression is always a thinly veiled demand for money (without work). they know it's effective because their audience is most of the time in a lower, shittier place than them, young stupid and unable to scrutinize the grift. it is a whole the economy of misplaced altruism.
It always hits me when things like this happen, that these people may talk about how they know Internet fame is a bubble, but they rarely actually treat it that way. I'm not saying they were making rich-tier money at their apex, but most of them and obviously Greg clearly thought it was gonna go on forever. They didn't make contingency plans, didn't keep a lifeline on the side, nah just keep churning videos and live your best life. Oh shit you sunk and now you're broke. Time to cry online!

There's doubtlessly countless examples, but one that I followed was Digibro. He was making really good money, enough to fund several friends and a house and trips and tons of weed for a few years. Then he went into a spiral of stupid choices, from trying to change his content style to, of course, trooning out and pursuing a career as a hobo rapper. Ended up pretty much homeless and getting fucked by some faggot who also pimps out some e-thot for pocket money. In the process, he completely sunk the group projects he had with friends, the ProCrastinators Podcast and an anime review channel called Khanthent.
For contrast, another member of those projects, Nate/BestGuyEver (who by the way moved to be closer to Digi for work, then got hit by Digi's "Imma live in a van and come record the podcasts once a month or so" plans) made some arrangements to keep his former programming job position open in case everything went tits up. And it did. And he's doing OK now because of it.

Or another, when the SuperBestFriends channel broke up, Liam left the public eye and went to finish his studies. The guy is a cucked fag but he did something smart. Matt went onto doing extremely generic content that could be done by anyone, but that does well with the algorithm, so he's doing fine; I like him the least of the bunch, but that was also smart. Pat spent some time and effort before the breakup building a captive and motivated stream audience who'll be happy to watch him decay in his couch forever, so he did that, and he's doing well.
Woolie, however, thought he could keep it going forever and be the main guy, so he formed his own crew, and now he's floundering because he's boring as fuck.

TL;DR: entirely too many Internet people think the party goes on forever, and make no plans on how to stay alive when it ends. Some do.
 
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Everyone is yelling "Get a job you old fag" but really, what job could he get? He's had his "career" for like 6-7 years, living off Patreon and his fans, so even if he does apply for a job, no one will ever hire him thanks to that massive gap.
"Why do you have a 7 year gap? Oh its because of Youtube?" (DENIED)
Unless Greg edits his own videos (which I doubt), the only possible job he could get is in editing.
Never go into Youtube without a parachute plan. Otherwise you end up old, depressed and broke like this fucking dude lol
Amazon is running out of people to hire. As long as you pass a background check and drug test, they'll take you. Or you start at the bottom and get a fast food job. Another idea is go to trade school and become a plumber or carpenter. There are options.

Does Greg still live in Ontario? Move somewhere cheaper. Sell your nerd shit and buy it back when you have a more stable life.
 
TL;DR: entirely too many Internet people think the party goes on forever, and make no plans on how to stay alive when it ends. Some do.
This is exactly it - it's similar to how low-end sports stars often are, they have absolutely no concept of the gravy train ever slowing down, let alone stopping.

If you hit it "youtube rich" just make sure some of your videos are "evergreen" and realize that it won't last more than a year or two. If it does, good for you, but otherwise you've planned out an after-career, right? (Insert anakin meme here).

Hell, if you're moderately famous you should be able to finagle at least a speaking career out of it.

But a youtuber who doesn't seem to realize that being a youtuber requires making videos is not going to do well.
 
It’s his own fault. If you get paid to make videos and you decide to stop making videos don’t be surprised. Bearing, Dank, even sargon are still doing the exact same thing and are making money.
Always feed your paypigs
Imagine losing to Sargon. Hell, he even works with people he can consider his friends. Probably doesn't even think of Greg anymore.
 
The best thing either of these people could do is, get a real job (I know it'll never happen by choice) where they get to interact with people and have to leave the house 5 days a week. I can't imagine what it's like when your only interaction with people is thru a computer screen.
I can't wait for that job interview.

So it seems that a significant amount of your work history is blank; what were you doing during that time.

A YouTuber whose channel died?

You produced Atheist content and shit on religion...okay. Well don't call us we will call you.
 
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This has me wondering how the rest of the costumed & animated internet skeptic community is doing these days. Anyone heard from Logicked recently?
 
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Suicide incoming (from his YouTube)
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He sounds more like Spoony here.
>become moderately famous online
>forget youre a weirdo loser
>start trying to fuck every girl you get attention from
>destroy only promising relationship
>dead channel
>I nO lOnGeR hAvE tHe StReNgTh
Many such cases.

This guy always annoyed me, he had this weird thing where he thought he looked really muscular and wore shirts/vests that were two sizes too small for him to look big but he was just fat and it made him look like an overstuffed sausage in a dress shirt.
 
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Greg: "Nobody watches my vids... My channel is dying."
Fan: "Hey bro, I like your vids, I'd watch if you uploaded new videos."
Greg: "Reee! Fuck you! I'll delete even my old videos so you can't even watch those!"
 
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