Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Nick kind of fucked himself over in some ways by picking Locals as his favorite. Totally logical in that is provides a static monthly income but it pretty much crippled rumble rants. It's very clear he does not pay attention to the rumble chat unless paid chats come in. This is compounded by the fact all his hardcore fans are now on locals chat only. Parasocial relations cannot form with low interaction. Rumble chat being barely functional doesn't help with the matter.


Elijah is kind of what they want. He is the Fonzi to Nick's Marylin Manson. He can say a curse word here or there but also shill for Ted Cruz.

Very good point about locals that I didn't even think about. Was noticing how dead the Rumble chat was getting. Popped over one night and some chick named Mandy was spamming her boobs. I mean they were nice but since then I swear this bitch gets mentioned in every stream now. Speaking of locals how the fuck is a company gonna have a streaming service and only offer volume control AFTER the stream is done? That shit pisses me off way more than Rumble's busted chatting.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Very good point about locals that I didn't even think about. Was noticing how dead the Rumble chat was getting. Popped over one night and some chick named Mandy was spamming her boobs. I mean they were nice but since then I swear this bitch gets mentioned in every stream now. Speaking of locals how the fuck is a company gonna have a streaming service and only offer volume control AFTER the stream is done? That shit pisses me off way more than Rumble's busted chatting.

There's a lot more that goes on in the Locals chat. The Mandy person isn't the only female seeking and getting attention. A few days ago I think there was some degenerate challenge where people where posting what liquor bottle they could fit between their buttocks and sending an image of it.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

There's a lot more that goes on in the Locals chat. The Mandy person isn't the only female seeking and getting attention. A few days ago I think there was some degenerate challenge where people where posting what liquor bottle they could fit between their buttocks and sending an image of it.

lmao yeah if memory serves me think Nick joined that challenge.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

lmao yeah if memory serves me think Nick joined that challenge.

I am disappointed by that sort of degeneracy going on behind the scenes with the locals followers. I suppose that one stream where Nick overshared the sex stories and whatnot was foreboding. At least he's honest about it.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I am disappointed by that sort of degeneracy going on behind the scenes with the locals followers. I suppose that one stream where Nick overshared the sex stories and whatnot was foreboding. At least he's honest about it.

He did emerge from the whole Dick Masterson collective. Much as I like the guy's content, I won't pretend he's not a degenerate at heart and prone to attracting similar sorts. Sexual hazing is also a common tendency in any long-standing online group (or any insular group in general), usually followed by going bromosexual, or ironically gay. Nick is still smart enough to be able to shed that shit if necessary. A couple more years, who knows?

 

[Phony Chicken]

Very good point about locals that I didn't even think about. Was noticing how dead the Rumble chat was getting. Popped over one night and some chick named Mandy was spamming her boobs. I mean they were nice but since then I swear this bitch gets mentioned in every stream now. Speaking of locals how the fuck is a company gonna have a streaming service and only offer volume control AFTER the stream is done? That shit pisses me off way more than Rumble's busted chatting.

I never did get to see Mandy's tits.
I think a bigger reason why Rumble chat is dead is because it doesn't work in the app. Yoi can only use it on desktop.

There's a lot more that goes on in the Locals chat. The Mandy person isn't the only female seeking and getting attention. A few days ago I think there was some degenerate challenge where people where posting what liquor bottle they could fit between their buttocks and sending an image of it.

The locals chat has pretty much become what I imagined his Discord is like.

I am disappointed by that sort of degeneracy going on behind the scenes with the locals followers. I suppose that one stream where Nick overshared the sex stories and whatnot was foreboding. At least he's honest about it.

He did emerge from the whole Dick Masterson collective. Much as I like the guy's content, I won't pretend he's not a degenerate at heart and prone to attracting similar sorts. Sexual hazing is also a common tendency in any long-standing online group (or any insular group in general), usually followed by going bromosexual, or ironically gay. Nick is still smart enough to be able to shed that shit if necessary. A couple more years, who knows?

Nick, reading your thread and complaining about what is said is a very Rage Pig thing to do. The "lmao" doesn't fool anyone just like Rage Pig's "lol" doesn't fool anyone.

 

[2lolis1cup]

I personally hope Nick doesn't turn into a retard drama hog. His reading of this thread is common, but commenting on it something else. It is not exclusive to cows behavior. It is also not a great sign of his future prospects. I want a few people I can tune into for condensing retards online for me into content I can have on in the background. If he starts fighting/commenting on his "thread" then it will turn into massive gay drama. I've seen it many times and dislike it every time.

Here's a test for you Nick.
The next time he is on vacation to a "Caribbean" island vacation, it is almost certainly Jamaica. It is also very likely to be in the Nigril area of the island.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

We got 'em now bois! We're going to get a new lolcow! - Gay Kiwi Autists, probably.

Remember when everyone was white knighting for Lady Rackets thinking that Nick was oversharing? That narrative was blown to hell during the election night stream when she started getting sexy outfit ideas from the Locals chat. The degeneracy is not new and as far as we can tell, goes both ways and is monogamous.

Make fun of Nick for getting cucked by Rumble instead because he wasn't able to close the exclusivity deal. You're more likely to provoke a funny reaction especially if Rumble has him in some sort of maybe yes / probably no limbo that's actively pissing him off.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I never did get to see Mandy's tits.
I think a bigger reason why Rumble chat is dead is because it doesn't work in the app. Yoi can only use it on desktop.

The locals chat has pretty much become what I imagined his Discord is like.



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Nick, reading your thread and complaining about what is said is a very Rage Pig thing to do. The "lmao" doesn't fool anyone just like Rage Pig's "lol" doesn't fool anyone.

Oh no guys, we've been had!

We got 'em now bois! We're going to get a new lolcow! - Gay Kiwi Autists, probably.

Remember when everyone was white knighting for Lady Rackets thinking that Nick was oversharing? That narrative was blown to hell during the election night stream when she started getting sexy outfit ideas from the Locals chat. The degeneracy is not new and as far as we can tell, goes both ways and is monogamous.

Make fun of Nick for getting cucked by Rumble instead because he wasn't able to close the exclusivity deal. You're more likely to provoke a funny reaction especially if Rumble has him in some sort of maybe yes / probably no limbo that's actively pissing him off.

That's an even greater thing to point and laugh at. We already have reports of Rumble being not so free speech with their censoring of random swear words. It's only a matter of time before they start thought policing especially now that they're a public company.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

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LOL

 

[Potatoherder]

It's not about free speech. It's just gross to see an old man get his rocks off heavily implying to the chat that he uses anal beads on his wife. His show was made off of mocking people who do that type of thing.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

It's not about free speech. It's just gross to see an old man get his rocks off heavily implying to the chat that he uses anal beads on his wife. His show was made off of mocking people who do that type of thing.

I agree, it's alright in small bursts but I feel like for the past few months this shit is in every stream and it's only gotten worst with the inclusion of locals chat. Like I'm all for degeneracy but this is getting old. Miss the days of lolsuits being broken down and legal briefs read.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Miss the days of lolsuits being broken down and legal briefs read.

Same. When was the last time Nick read a Russell Greer lawsuit gettting slapped down? Simpler times.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I never did get to see Mandy's tits.
I think a bigger reason why Rumble chat is dead is because it doesn't work in the app. Yoi can only use it on desktop.

The locals chat has pretty much become what I imagined his Discord is like.



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Nick, reading your thread and complaining about what is said is a very Rage Pig thing to do. The "lmao" doesn't fool anyone just like Rage Pig's "lol" doesn't fool anyone.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM!

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

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Nick, buddy...you're walking a very thin line that countless numbers of people in all walks of life have gone and fallen off of, all for the sake of some idiotic idea that they're "free" and "liberated" and all sorts of crap that's all ended with their lives in ruin and their relationships and families destroyed. It has happened before, and it will happen again.

You cannot serve two masters.

 

[TexOffender]

All i'm saying is you're not a lolcow until the dick pics/sex tape comes out so i'm truly hoping this doesn't happen here.

 

[Miller]

I personally hope Nick doesn't turn into a retard drama hog.

Too late. Time to move the thread to Internet Famous.

 

[AnyballLecter]

This was not well received:

Too many of you are forming a parasocial obsession with Rekieta, and this purity testing the other law Youtubers is pathetic.

Fact: Rekieta is a LOLCow. There is a thread about him on an anime forum called "Kiwi Farms."

He is a unique mix of Christian conservative and 4Chan shitposter. The more prim and proper lawyers are not going to follow him to the ends of the earth.

The cock-eyed guy in Korea (Legal Mindset) who is making videos about which of them are loyal is just hoping to pick up some grift crumbs from the grift king.

One month and 2 days later ... vindicated.

 

[Potatoherder]

All i'm saying is you're not a lolcow until the dick pics/sex tape comes out so i'm truly hoping this doesn't happen here.

This seems like talk of a free speech hater to me. How dare you not want to see dick pics or video of him getting pegged. Only a prude would have objections to a middle-aged man exposing pics of his penis to thousands of male fans.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

This seems like talk of a free speech hater to me. How dare you not want to see dick pics or video of him getting pegged. Only a prude would have objections to a middle-aged man exposing pics of his penis to thousands of male fans.

Well we know what Nick is going to rant about on tonight's or a near future show.